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#659651
Jay-Sus
How about I beat you with a rod? Or even better, a halberd.
8/30/2008 2:00:55 AM
#659656
J. Random Lurker
Beatings for Jebus?
8/30/2008 2:02:49 AM
#659668
yes the bible says stone em
please be a troll
8/30/2008 2:06:00 AM
#659697
Mrs. Antichrist
Poe, and an obvious one at that.
8/30/2008 2:18:14 AM
#659705
Horsefeathers
"just beat them. With a rod, like it tells me to in the bible."
Stone them instead, like your Babble also recommends, preferably before the age of accountability. There ya go, problem solved. You get the satisfaction of "raising your kid right" and the kid gets a free ticket into heaven. Works out beautifully for everyone, wouldn't you agree?
8/30/2008 2:21:55 AM
#659713
anonymous_troy
But if God knew they wouldn't believe since the beginning of time, isn't He just being an ass by bringing someone into the world to be beaten, not believe in Him, and then go to Hell?
It seems like a load of douchebaggery.
8/30/2008 2:25:48 AM
#659719
Allegory for Jesus
I wish that I could commit crimes and just be an outright jackass, and say "this book told me to do it!" as an acceptable excuse. That would make me truly happy.
8/30/2008 2:30:11 AM
#659721
struby
Michael Jackson agrees.
"Beat it! Just beat it! All you gotta do is beat it!"
8/30/2008 2:31:11 AM
#659731
Frank
i swear, if i keep reading such idiocy im going to die horribly
8/30/2008 2:48:38 AM
#659743
werewolf
Where in your bible, exactly?
8/30/2008 2:54:37 AM
#659754
Horsefeathers
@werewolf: He's referring to the old "spare the rod, spoil the child" line. Proverbs 13:24 specifically but the sentiment is also found at Proverbs 22:15, 23:13, 23:14 and 29:15 if you're interested.
8/30/2008 3:04:53 AM
#659766
GigaGuess
See, that's why the honor thy mother and father is in there. So that you can still scare the kids when they're old enough to hit back.
8/30/2008 3:20:45 AM
#659778
Amanda
Um...that's not what the person asked.
Basically this is "Are non-christian children going to hell?"
Answer: "BEAT THEM BEAT THEM BEAT THEM!!!!11!!1"
8/30/2008 3:31:04 AM
#659791
perdurabo
Soooo.....lemme get this straight. Its not ok to kill a 150 cell blastocyst in a woman's womb, even if she is raped, but it IS ok to beat or stone your child if they dont believe your bullshit?
Nice set of morals ya got there champ.
8/30/2008 3:50:48 AM
#659809
hmmm
Obviously this is someone trying to demonstrate just how ridiculous Christianity is.
8/30/2008 4:26:27 AM
#659821
Bob should be turned into soylent green
8/30/2008 4:36:45 AM
#659832
Nightboomfer
POE
8/30/2008 4:49:30 AM
#659833
freako104
I am calling poe. And hope to hell it is otherwise this is a sick fuck
8/30/2008 4:49:32 AM
#659834
Hugh G. Rektion
I'll beat you with my rod.
8/30/2008 4:49:51 AM
#659843
Malkavian Jeff
...you poison all your children,
to camouflage your scars.
-Marilyn Manson: Man that you fear
8/30/2008 4:58:13 AM
#659857
M.M.
Yes, beating kids really motivates them to go to church.
8/30/2008 5:14:03 AM
#659868
Michael
Our Grandmother on her death-bed, handed us the family bible and said "This is very important. Always keep this close to hand. You never know when you are going to run out of toilet paper".
See then looked at the priest and whispered "Za-een ba takhad" (go fuck yourself) then passed on with a smile on her face.
8/30/2008 5:35:30 AM
#659874
Rubyfruit
If this isn't a Poe, then I fear this guy's kids.
8/30/2008 5:40:35 AM
#659884
Moon Wolfhowl
How 'bout I beat you with my rod?
And make you gag on it too....
Unless you're Poe. Then, well...still wanna? :3
@Michael:
Always good to find new and interesting ways to curse people out. *remembers that phrase for later*
8/30/2008 5:57:38 AM
#659923
onoma
lol, poe
8/30/2008 6:39:50 AM
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