The King Clone creosote bush in the Mojave Desert is 11,700 years old. (hooray talk origins!)
Hooray! I just proved your scriptures are made up!
8/29/2008 10:14:26 PM
Umm.. the fact that you can't prove any of that shit actually happened? It's called burden of proof. Learn about it.
8/29/2008 10:14:56 PM
In instances where the Bible disagrees with reality, it is reality that has got it wrong!!!
8/29/2008 10:20:32 PM
Pi =/= 3.
The world is not a circle.
The world does not sit on pillars.
8/29/2008 10:33:02 PM
Wow! Talk about a tenuous hold on reality.
8/29/2008 10:33:57 PM
I'll open the floodgates.
8/29/2008 10:43:59 PM
Like how that one city wasn't rebuilt.
Oh, and we realized the sky isn't made of water.
And stop making shit up. It's like trolling.
8/29/2008 10:54:51 PM
Yay! Bats are birds!
8/29/2008 11:01:09 PM
"And after several thousands years....not one iota of actual PROOF has been presented that suggests that anything found in the scriptures is untrue."
Bats are not birds, insects always have more than four legs, Tyre is still standing, a global deluge is not physically possible, stars are not "pinholes of light", the firmament does not now nor has it ever existed, corpses do not wake up after three days, snakes and donkeys do not talk and we can now build structures taller than anything the Babylonians could dream of and it doesn't seem to bother your god in the least which means the Tower of Babel is an exaggeration at best.
Shall I go on?
8/29/2008 11:03:49 PM
The floodgates are about to burst from the amount of stupid in this post.
8/29/2008 11:05:45 PM
Four legged insects!
8/29/2008 11:08:20 PM
Well, I haven't seen speaking snakes.
8/29/2008 11:24:30 PM
You should be out in the city streets, waving a sign with this written on it! Go ahead, do it, I think they'll love you!
8/29/2008 11:26:23 PM
So what? If I say "on January 12th, 1311, Raymond of Toulouse had wheat gruel for breakfast" and you can't prove me wrong, that doesn't mean I'm right. It just means I made up some crap out of thin air and the records no longer exist to contradict me.
8/29/2008 11:35:42 PM
Syndrome of a Downs
as everybody knows, on January 12th, 1311, Raymond of Toulouse treated himself to a sensible breakfast of one poached egg and a small bowel of fruit. Wheat gruel was more a wednesday morning dish.
You will be severely punished in the "Puddle of Heckfire" for spreading such lies and leading people astray.
8/30/2008 12:40:56 AM
Several thousand years?
8/30/2008 12:51:48 AM
Insects have more then 4 legs.
8/30/2008 1:10:04 AM
120.000 biblically non-existant inhabitants of the city of Tyre would like a word with you.
8/30/2008 1:11:15 AM
Allegory for Jesus
8/30/2008 2:16:15 AM
So it's possible for a bush to burn and not consume itself, and tell some guy to free Egyptian slaves?
8/30/2008 3:36:43 AM
Yeah, it helps if you redefine "proof" as "something I refuse to acknolwedge".
8/30/2008 4:00:19 AM
Burden of proof does not work that way.
8/30/2008 7:33:31 AM
People don't come back to life after being dead for days.
8/30/2008 2:46:06 PM
That's 'broached', you cretin, meaning 'to put forward as a subject or idea.' 'Breached' means to make a bloody great hole in something. Or is the ghost of Sigmund Freud trying to tell you something?
8/30/2008 4:22:02 PM
And after several thousands years....not one iota of actual PROOF has been presented that suggests that anything found in the scriptures is untrue.
To paraphrase the Church Fathers who put the Bible together... "There are fake works in here... we don't know which they are, we don't know if any of them are real, but we're not going to take any of them out."
Translation: There are fake scriptures in your Bible. Fake == Untrue == you lose.
8/30/2008 8:19:14 PM