And after several thousands years....not one iota of actual PROOF has been presented that suggests that anything found in the scriptures is untrue. Opinion abounds, theory abounds, facts that prove physical reality does not exist that debunks any subject breached in the pages of the Holy Scriptures. (R)
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The King Clone creosote bush in the Mojave Desert is 11,700 years old. (hooray talk origins!)
Hooray! I just proved your scriptures are made up!
Like how that one city wasn't rebuilt.
Oh, and we realized the sky isn't made of water.
www.justfuckinggoogleit.com
And stop making shit up. It's like trolling.
"And after several thousands years....not one iota of actual PROOF has been presented that suggests that anything found in the scriptures is untrue."
Bats are not birds, insects always have more than four legs, Tyre is still standing, a global deluge is not physically possible, stars are not "pinholes of light", the firmament does not now nor has it ever existed, corpses do not wake up after three days, snakes and donkeys do not talk and we can now build structures taller than anything the Babylonians could dream of and it doesn't seem to bother your god in the least which means the Tower of Babel is an exaggeration at best.
Shall I go on?
You should be out in the city streets, waving a sign with this written on it! Go ahead, do it, I think they'll love you!
So what? If I say "on January 12th, 1311, Raymond of Toulouse had wheat gruel for breakfast" and you can't prove me wrong, that doesn't mean I'm right. It just means I made up some crap out of thin air and the records no longer exist to contradict me.
@John
as everybody knows, on January 12th, 1311, Raymond of Toulouse treated himself to a sensible breakfast of one poached egg and a small bowel of fruit. Wheat gruel was more a wednesday morning dish.
You will be severely punished in the "Puddle of Heckfire" for spreading such lies and leading people astray.
And after several thousands years....not one iota of actual PROOF has been presented that suggests that anything found in the scriptures is untrue.
To paraphrase the Church Fathers who put the Bible together... "There are fake works in here... we don't know which they are, we don't know if any of them are real, but we're not going to take any of them out."
Translation: There are fake scriptures in your Bible. Fake == Untrue == you lose.
So, the idea that the world is circular and that Jesus was taken up a mountain by Satan and was able to see the four corners of the earth must both be true?
I'll pay you $15,000 if you can make me a perfect circle with four corners.
yeah, if all you ever read, listen to and study is that damned bible, of course you'll think nothing has ever been found...go to school...and no, not sunday school
Only a home skooled fundie, whose total sum of education is a book of fables, would utter such stupidity. Please, don't breed.
"And after several thousands years....not one iota of actual PROOF has been presented that suggests that anything found in the scriptures is untrue."
Oh, okay. So a talking snake tempting the only two humans on earth to eat an apple of knowledge from a magical tree was proven?
Failbus AHOY!
"Bats are not birds."
No, they're bugs.
"And after several thousands years....not one iota of actual PROOF has been presented that suggests that anything found in the scriptures is untrue."
Ahem:
http://www.infidels.org/library/modern/jim_meritt/bible-contradictions.html
And even before one considers the above, just two words completely annihilates your argument, Ralphie: Talking Snake.
The FAIL is strong in this one. [/Darth Vader]
@Crimson Lizard
'Bats are not birds. '
No, they're bugs.
And even Osaka in "Azumanga Daioh" has more of a grasp on Reality than this Sata Andagi-for-brains
Most of the bible hasn't been around for "several thousand years", and modern science has been here for just a couple of centuries. And after this long a time period, we have run out of witnesses to cross-examine, nobody seems to have taken a selfie with Jesus and the boys, and the four-legged insects appear to have gone extinct.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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