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(Response to a Rapture Ready mom who is upset her son is learning evolution)

Creationism is touted as a part of Christian religion so is mostly banned. Some Christian teachers are more sympathetic, but over all, evolution is forced down throats as absolute fact-despite the lack of any evidence at all.
This is true even in the Bible Belt of the south.

I suggest you start giving a balanced education on this because the push is on to: enlighten kids out of their parents dark age understandings [/sarcasm]

Go to Answers in Genesis. Piles and piles of information from scientists that support creation. If you can, try to find Ben Steins movie "Expelled" It is a real eye opener to what your child will be force fed as 'truth'.
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funmudder, RaptureReady 28 Comments [8/30/2008 1:41:52 AM]
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J. Random Lurker

The Stupid...It Burns!!!

(looks for any sign of a fire hose while aflame)

8/30/2008 1:50:07 AM

Dale

"because the push is on to: enlighten kids out of their parents dark age understandings [/sarcasm]"

And this illiterate cunt actually had a spawn. And it was A-Okay under US laws.

And my partner has no health insurance as this cunt deemed me subhuman.

Only in the U S of fucking A!!!!

8/30/2008 1:55:38 AM

Jay-Sus

White hot stupidity.

8/30/2008 1:58:10 AM

wombat

"Go to Answers in Genesis. Piles and piles of information from scientists that support creation. If you can, try to find Ben Steins movie "Expelled" It is a real eye opener to what your child will be force fed as 'truth'. "

Nope, watching Expelled make my eyes really heavy. Too much stupid and over-reliance on Godwin's Law
And "scientists" supporting creation? They probably got their Phd in a box of Cracker Jacks

8/30/2008 2:00:28 AM

Illuminatalie

"Creationism is touted as a part of Christian religion so is mostly banned"
No, fundamentalist weirdos like you are convinced that a particular literal interpretation of Genesis is essential to living, and have a whole slew of bizarre and ignorant arguments against evolution that you've been taught by your preachers.

"despite the lack of any evidence at all."
And of course, fundamentalists like you never hesitate to lie if it will further their "causes". Remember, "it's not a lie if you believe it yourself".

"Go to Answers in Genesis"
Yes, Answers in Genesis will set your child straight on the certainty of the existence of unicorns.

8/30/2008 2:20:09 AM

Mrs. Antichrist

the push is on to: enlighten kids out of their parents dark age understandings

Actually yeah, that is pretty much the plan. We want to educate people on the real world, instead of allowing them to fall into ignorance.

8/30/2008 2:25:13 AM

anonymous_troy

I facepalm at your amazing stupidity.

8/30/2008 2:27:58 AM

Horsefeathers

"Creationism is touted as a part of Christian religion so is mostly banned."

Now, now. Don't go taking all the credit. There's quite a few Muslim creationists too.

"Some Christian teachers are more sympathetic, but over all, evolution is forced down throats as absolute fact-despite the lack of any evidence at all."

Haven't read a biology textbook lately, have you? Checked the biology journals maybe? No, didn't think so. See, that's where all them scientists so cunningly hide all of their "evidence" away from the prying eyes of the masses, or at least the illiterate.

Anyone so inclined can see all the evidence they want simply by looking for it. Honest. They don't hide it or anything.

"This is true even in the Bible Belt of the south."

Because it's law. I guess after the first few times you're sued over stupidly trying to "teach the controversy" it kind of scares people into not trying such stupidity any more.

"I suggest you start giving a balanced education on this because the push is on to: enlighten kids out of their parents dark age understandings [/sarcasm]"

[/irony] would have been more appropriate.

"Go to Answers in Genesis. Piles and piles of information from scientists that support creation."

How many of them are biologists? How many are named "Steve"?

"If you can, try to find Ben Steins movie "Expelled" It is a real eye opener to what your child will be force fed as 'truth'."

At least you didn't suggest something by Hovind. That's the kindest compliment I can give to Stein or his "Expelled" propaganda.

8/30/2008 2:30:43 AM

Allegory for Jesus

" evolution is forced down throats as absolute fact-despite the lack of any evidence at all."

That's it. I have had it. You can only repeat a lie so many times without prompting a response. Somebody get my shotgun. It's Creatard Hunting Season.

8/30/2008 2:38:32 AM

Frank

my....head.... it wants to implo *head implodes*

8/30/2008 2:50:58 AM

Grigadil

Compare this stance to Obama's comment that our children deserve a world-class education.

"Balance" it however you like, it'll still be clear to a moderately intelligent youth that your diviney designy premise is untenable.

8/30/2008 2:57:15 AM

C_V


oh there's 'piles and piles', but it ain't information.

8/30/2008 3:09:45 AM

Painful

@Dale

I was just denied health insurance for a pre-existing condition, but told under the table that if I only pushed out a kid the state would give it to me for free... bet the fundies are taking advantage of that one.

8/30/2008 3:37:59 AM

Nightboomfer

over all, evolution is forced down throats as absolute fact-despite the lack of any evidence at all.

What, do you mean THIS evidence right here?
OK, now to be fair, where's your evidence? Bible doesn't count, by the way.

8/30/2008 4:52:52 AM

Malkavian Jeff

"down throats as absolute fact-despite the lack of any evidence at all."

Micro evolution bitch!

"If you can, try to find Ben Steins movie "Expelled" It is a real eye opener to what your child will be force fed as 'truth'."

Why is it that fundies can't understand satire?

8/30/2008 4:59:41 AM

Michael

The whole bible is a crock of rancid buffalo turds at best, but genesis is a combination of 11 babylonian fairy tales (Adam's female partner was LILITH for instance) and one "Indiana Jones" style novel by Gilgamesh - the flood.

8/30/2008 5:27:19 AM

Fdragon

Okay, fine, teach your little peckerhead Creationism. Just keep it out of public schools so any future brats of MINE can get a DECENT education that is not FULL OF RIGHT WING BULL!

8/30/2008 7:08:47 AM

Nowonmai

And that it's taught as a theory is totally lost on you, huh?

8/30/2008 8:36:54 AM

ID82

Why do they keep saying there's a lack of evidence after we show them piles and piles of it?

8/30/2008 9:29:27 AM

Mandy

Later in the thread:- (smileys omitted)

1angel4u: "Umm, what do they not get about a "theory" ?

That's what get's me It's still the "theory of evolution" but somehow, gee - wonder how that happened - Satan has made it in to "fact" in our public school system. Shameful, and sinful."

Reckoner: "Schools should stop teaching theories and just stick to facts."

I've got a better idea. Schools should teach what is actually meant by the word "theory".

8/30/2008 11:33:46 AM

IanC

"Expelled" twists what real scientists say to make them seem like idiots.

8/30/2008 11:40:48 AM

aaa

You take "Expelled" seriously?

8/30/2008 11:57:34 AM



No proof of evolution???? BAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! Well what would you expect out of a supposedly Christian group that worships an idea not even in the BIBLE!!! You are an idiot if you believe "Expelled" is anything but bad ID propaganda and really stupid faux-science(just like Answers in Genesis which would make a great parody of a real science site, unfortunately some dolts take it seriously), I really think "Expelled" would have made a lot more money as an absurdist comedy(and they wouldn't have to change a thing).PS Creationism being banned has nothing to do with the "Christian religion". They don't teach the Hindu, Muslim, or any other of the 200 different "creation stories" of other religions either.

8/30/2008 4:58:54 PM

Reverend Jeremiah

The stupid is hurting my eyes!

8/30/2008 7:54:23 PM

Elphada

this funmudder seems to have all the answers. She's the type of mother the rest of us ran from because she had all these "helpful" tips. What funmudder doesn't get is that evolution is not forced down throats. Don't won't your kid to hear it? Home school or Christian school. What a holier than thou dumbass.

8/30/2008 9:20:59 PM
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