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We were genetically manufactured by aliens. I know you will all reply "get your tinfoil hat" but just remember I said this when you find out.

Oh and just fyi there is something behind the bible and other religious books and there is a creator. However it's not something we can fully understand just yet.

Hochiminn, WoW offtopic 29 Comments [8/30/2008 6:53:59 AM]
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Submitted By: Worldsend
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vampirehummingbird

And people wonder why I've become a skeptic and favor science.

8/30/2008 6:54:59 AM

SurfinSeaOtter


8/30/2008 6:55:47 AM

Yaezakura

I don't think you need a tinfoil hat. I think you need to skip straight to having a visit from the nice men in the white coats. They're going to take you on a little trip, but don't worry, they'll bring you a special jacket to keep you warm!

8/30/2008 6:56:43 AM



Ok, when are we supposed to find out?. You have been saying the same since the sixties.

8/30/2008 7:00:18 AM

approximate


8/30/2008 7:05:38 AM

Jay-Sus

there is something behind the bible

And what might that be? The disclaimer that says everything mentioned is false?

8/30/2008 7:12:27 AM

werewolf

Is it a pyramid-shaped flying thingie come to enslave all of humankind?

No problemo. Kurt Russel's still around.

8/30/2008 7:36:00 AM

worldsend

i actually ment to submit this to Conspiracy Theorists Say the Darndest Things!

8/30/2008 7:43:48 AM

Nowonmai

Ooo, a Scientologist that plays WoW! Wonder how many Thetans infest his character online. Better get that e-meter out and test it!

8/30/2008 8:13:58 AM



Actually this isn't crazy, its more likely to happen than the bible.

But that says something on how likely the bible is to happen.

8/30/2008 9:09:27 AM

Lulzmonger

@ Nowonmai

I hope you are kidding, if that is really a scilon theres couple of guys more than willing to give him a treatment.

8/30/2008 9:15:48 AM

whitespirit

POE, I can't believe anyone other than a poe would call themselves Ho Chi Minn.

8/30/2008 9:41:30 AM

anonymous_troy

Already wearing mine. Gotta protect from fundie rays.

8/30/2008 9:49:41 AM

IanC

Just because the Titans helped shape the FICTIONAL world in the game you play, doesnt mean aliens did that in real life...

8/30/2008 11:20:52 AM

Amanda

You're right. There's something behind my bible. Wait, it's just a dead fly.

8/30/2008 11:24:27 AM

Illuminatalie

Wacky, not fundy.

8/30/2008 11:35:25 AM

Little Miss

Where the hell are all the UFO nuts coming from lately?

8/30/2008 12:41:43 PM

aaa

World has a lot of mad minds.

8/30/2008 12:47:47 PM

Mister Spak

When the nice men in the white coats come for you remember we told you to wear your tinfoil hat.

8/30/2008 2:20:50 PM

Horsefeathers

"We were genetically manufactured by aliens. I know you will all reply "get your tinfoil hat" but just remember I said this when you find out.

Oh and just fyi there is something behind the bible and other religious books and there is a creator. However it's not something we can fully understand just yet."


*cues up the Twilight Zone theme...*

8/30/2008 2:44:47 PM



Strange belief =/= Fundie
This guy doesn't seem like he's going to be threatening anyone any time soon. If we put everyone with a strange belief in a mental institution, who exactly would be left? Maybe good people, but not enough of them to run the packed full mental institutions, much less society in general.

8/30/2008 2:55:51 PM

terrylong

When teh mudder shep get back all u fkrs r sol!!!!

8/30/2008 5:40:49 PM

Thejebusfire

We were genetically manufactured by aliens. I know you will all reply "get your tinfoil hat" but just remember I said this when you find out.

8/30/2008 5:45:06 PM

Reverend Jeremiah

We were genetically manufactured by aliens. I know you will all reply "get your tinfoil hat" but just remember I said this when you find out.

-nope..I was just going to ask for evidence.

Oh and just fyi there is something behind the bible and other religious books and there is a creator. However it's not something we can fully understand just yet.

- Yes, there is something behind the bible..its called power hungry religious leaders who LOVE dopes like you that perpetuate the lie.

8/30/2008 6:08:42 PM

Martha Jones

Admittedly, it's not anymore insane than regular fundies.

Oh, and fyi, my dad believes some form of this and he's one of the most fervent Agnostics you could ever meet.

8/30/2008 6:42:05 PM
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