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The evolution theory say we came from rocks. No? if you do it backward to "it rained on the rocks for billions of years and prebiotic soup is formed. I'll look up the exact text when I find it

Fifth, WoW offtopic 40 Comments [8/30/2008 5:58:37 AM]
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LOLWUT

I'll look up the exact text when I find it

You do that. Meanwhile I'll be over here looking through your stuff.

8/30/2008 6:01:41 AM

Jay-Sus

The evolution theory say we came from rocks.

No. No it doesn't.

Massive fail.

8/30/2008 6:03:34 AM

hmcook87

Yea, and the creation theory says we came from dust. One has evidence supporting it, one is a story told in ancient Jewish mythology. I know which one I'm going to believe.

8/30/2008 6:04:15 AM

Wait. What?

Good luck with that search.
Protip: It's in Al Capone's vault.

8/30/2008 6:08:49 AM

Blame

"it rained on the rocks for billions of years and prebiotic soup is formed."

lol, that's a kent hovind quote

8/30/2008 6:12:21 AM

Fishcakes

No. No, it doesn't. You, sir, fail. Epically.

8/30/2008 6:15:22 AM

Panz

Waiting on that there citation moron....I won't hold my breath

8/30/2008 6:36:03 AM

Mike

For fishcakes:


8/30/2008 6:47:11 AM

Fdragon

Man, his actual brain is as rotten as his undead toon's...

8/30/2008 6:49:10 AM

werewolf

It rained on rocks so we came from rocks? How did you ever figure that out, genius?

8/30/2008 7:58:20 AM

Nowonmai

"The evolution theory say we came from rocks."

No it doesn't, and repeating a falsehood over and over doesn't make it true.

8/30/2008 8:20:58 AM

Dark_Lord_Prime

"I'll look up the exact text when I find it"

I can interpret that two ways:

You will already have found it when you look it up.

OR

You will never find it.

8/30/2008 8:31:09 AM

Larty

No matter how far you try to stretch it with your religious agenda the theories of the Big Bang, abiogenesis and evolution do not state that everything came rom rocks. You can't say anything like that because it's an oversimplification made up by religious fundementalists, and not scientists.

8/30/2008 8:32:37 AM



Please end speech marks properly! Its really basic, primary school stuff. Just do it!

8/30/2008 9:18:00 AM

Lulzmonger

RAAAAGEEEEEEEEEEEE

8/30/2008 9:21:57 AM

Nibien

Sometimes these quotes make me laugh. The WoW forum ones, however, push me towards a homicidal rage.

8/30/2008 9:27:00 AM

anonymous_troy

No it says we came from one-celled organisms.

Rocks is abiogenesis, which is not quite the same.

8/30/2008 9:57:45 AM

Firefox

I don't think evolution has anything to do with rocks mah boi, If i remember correctly it was amonia mixed with some other chemicals with a bit of electricity that made simple life (amino acids)the re-created this in a lab (man created life up yours god)

8/30/2008 10:11:07 AM

Fishcakes

@Mike: Awesome! XD

Whoop whoop! All aboard the failboat!

8/30/2008 10:29:10 AM

IanC

in WoW, Dwarfs came from the rocks.

In RL? Hahaha

8/30/2008 11:30:17 AM

Brain_In_A_Jar

That would be abiogenesis (horribly oversimplified), not evolution.

8/30/2008 12:08:58 PM

aaa

Your brain just called. It wants an euthanasia.

8/30/2008 12:33:10 PM

Mister Spak

The creation myth said we came from dirt. But there is no mention of were god came from.

8/30/2008 2:38:38 PM

Horsefeathers

"The evolution theory say we came from rocks. No?"

No. I'm afraid not.

"if you do it backward to "it rained on the rocks for billions of years and prebiotic soup is formed. I'll look up the exact text when I find it"

Good luck. Try to use a credible source. No, AiG isn't a credible source. Neither is Hovind.

8/30/2008 2:55:42 PM

Somebody

This is almost as funny as that idiot who claimed God made prototype men.

8/30/2008 2:55:43 PM
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