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#659886
LOLWUT
I'll look up the exact text when I find it
You do that. Meanwhile I'll be over here looking through your stuff.
8/30/2008 6:01:41 AM
#659887
Jay-Sus
The evolution theory say we came from rocks.
No. No it doesn't.
Massive fail.
8/30/2008 6:03:34 AM
#659888
hmcook87
Yea, and the creation theory says we came from dust. One has evidence supporting it, one is a story told in ancient Jewish mythology. I know which one I'm going to believe.
8/30/2008 6:04:15 AM
#659896
Wait. What?
Good luck with that search.
Protip: It's in Al Capone's vault.
8/30/2008 6:08:49 AM
#659899
Blame
"it rained on the rocks for billions of years and prebiotic soup is formed."
lol, that's a kent hovind quote
8/30/2008 6:12:21 AM
#659905
Fishcakes
No. No, it doesn't. You, sir, fail. Epically.
8/30/2008 6:15:22 AM
#659919
Panz
Waiting on that there citation moron....I won't hold my breath
8/30/2008 6:36:03 AM
#659939
Mike
For fishcakes:
8/30/2008 6:47:11 AM
#659946
Fdragon
Man, his actual brain is as rotten as his undead toon's...
8/30/2008 6:49:10 AM
#660056
werewolf
It rained on rocks so we came from rocks? How did you ever figure that out, genius?
8/30/2008 7:58:20 AM
#660072
Nowonmai
"The evolution theory say we came from rocks."
No it doesn't, and repeating a falsehood over and over doesn't make it true.
8/30/2008 8:20:58 AM
#660088
Dark_Lord_Prime
"I'll look up the exact text when I find it"
I can interpret that two ways:
You will already have found it when you look it up.
OR
You will never find it.
8/30/2008 8:31:09 AM
#660090
Larty
No matter how far you try to stretch it with your religious agenda the theories of the Big Bang, abiogenesis and evolution do not state that everything came rom rocks. You can't say anything like that because it's an oversimplification made up by religious fundementalists, and not scientists.
8/30/2008 8:32:37 AM
#660129
Please end speech marks properly! Its really basic, primary school stuff. Just do it!
8/30/2008 9:18:00 AM
#660133
Lulzmonger
RAAAAGEEEEEEEEEEEE
8/30/2008 9:21:57 AM
#660140
Nibien
Sometimes these quotes make me laugh. The WoW forum ones, however, push me towards a homicidal rage.
8/30/2008 9:27:00 AM
#660170
anonymous_troy
No it says we came from one-celled organisms.
Rocks is abiogenesis, which is not quite the same.
8/30/2008 9:57:45 AM
#660183
Firefox
I don't think evolution has anything to do with rocks mah boi, If i remember correctly it was amonia mixed with some other chemicals with a bit of electricity that made simple life (amino acids)the re-created this in a lab (man created life up yours god)
8/30/2008 10:11:07 AM
#660200
Fishcakes
@Mike: Awesome! XD
Whoop whoop! All aboard the failboat!
8/30/2008 10:29:10 AM
#660245
IanC
in WoW, Dwarfs came from the rocks.
In RL? Hahaha
8/30/2008 11:30:17 AM
#660275
Brain_In_A_Jar
That would be abiogenesis (horribly oversimplified), not evolution.
8/30/2008 12:08:58 PM
#660293
aaa
Your brain just called. It wants an euthanasia.
8/30/2008 12:33:10 PM
#660396
Mister Spak
The creation myth said we came from dirt. But there is no mention of were god came from.
8/30/2008 2:38:38 PM
#660416
Horsefeathers
"The evolution theory say we came from rocks. No?"
No. I'm afraid not.
"if you do it backward to "it rained on the rocks for billions of years and prebiotic soup is formed. I'll look up the exact text when I find it"
Good luck. Try to use a credible source. No, AiG isn't a credible source. Neither is Hovind.
8/30/2008 2:55:42 PM
#660417
Somebody
This is almost as funny as that idiot who claimed God made prototype men.
8/30/2008 2:55:43 PM
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