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That proves Darwin was right?

No it doesn't.

Evolution is ultimately about the theory that humans evolved from apes. Don't be stupid people.

None of those examples prove anything beyond what we already know and agree upon that adaptation occurs. Besides I don't believe we fully understand the appendix yet.

Hectic, WoW offtopic 23 Comments [8/30/2008 7:29:46 PM]
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SurfinSeaOtter

Actually we ARE apes... :)

8/30/2008 7:40:51 PM

Voldemort13

I find it interesting that the people who are most offended by evolution are the ones who have an intelligence close to that of monkeys.

8/30/2008 7:46:40 PM

Hi

Ummm... No. That is a tiny subset of evolution that you are referring to.

8/30/2008 7:47:15 PM

aaa

Hectic, did you finish your school? No? Then stop playing WOW, you lifeless dork!

8/30/2008 7:57:55 PM

Horsefeathers

"Evolution is ultimately about the theory that humans evolved from apes. Don't be stupid people."

Calling others stupid while completely misrepresenting evolution is quite amusing to say the least.

"None of those examples prove anything beyond what we already know and agree upon that adaptation occurs. Besides I don't believe we fully understand the appendix yet."

You can't be serious.

8/30/2008 7:59:34 PM

Old Viking.

It's fun to watch them construct a definition, then demolish it. The appendix is an organ designed to help hospital emergency rooms stay solvent.

8/30/2008 8:06:16 PM

Ozzie

@Voldemort13: Please don't insult the poor monkeys. I say the monkeys are smarter.

8/30/2008 8:48:52 PM

Caterina

I understand the appendix as much as I need. When they take it out, it hurts.

Had mine out Tuesday.

8/30/2008 9:13:53 PM



Why is it fundies often say, "Don't be stupid", right before they say something far more stupid than what the other person has said???

8/30/2008 9:40:32 PM

Jud

Umn... no.

Humans are imperfect replicators. We, like others of our ilk, adapt over time. Species happen.

Fuck you.

8/30/2008 10:24:51 PM

Allegory for Jesus

"Evolution is ultimately about the theory that humans evolved from apes. Don't be stupid people."

No, it is ultimately the idea that minor changes in generations that cause for those offspring to be favored will cause for them to be overrepresented in a specific community, and then, eventually, become a biologically distinct species due to the gradual accumulation of further changes, allowing for further isolation and further changes. The humans having a common ancestor with apes is just one of the many outcomes of that underlying dynamic, and not the end all, be all of evolutionary theory.

8/30/2008 10:28:39 PM

Jay-Sus

Don't be stupid people.

Take your own advice.

8/30/2008 11:00:49 PM

freako104

Except that it is the theory that organisms adapt to their environments to change.

8/31/2008 12:22:15 AM

Dark_Lord_Prime

"Besides I don't believe we fully understand the appendix yet."

It is a tiny organ that serves no purpose other than to act as a small sac of poison which can kill you if it bursts.

If it had any reason for existing in the past, it does not have one now, which makes it vestigial--a remnant of the evolutionary process.

8/31/2008 4:57:58 AM

Katsuro

"None of those examples prove anything beyond what we already know and agree upon that adaptation occurs"

That's evolution, dickhead.

8/31/2008 8:17:32 AM

Lulzmonger

Troll or not a troll?

That is a question.

8/31/2008 8:33:56 AM

apYrs

"... Besides I don't believe we fully understand the appendix yet..."

It has been proven that it's what funides think with....

8/31/2008 8:41:19 AM

rubber chicken

Dude, you don't even understand the index!

8/31/2008 9:43:23 AM

Mrs. Antichrist

Yeah, the fact that I'm still alive despite having had my tonsils, appendix and gallbladder out (my body sucks) basically proves that these are evolutionary holdovers that are no longer necessary for our survival. Well, the gallbladder still does something, but the other two are basically pointless.

8/31/2008 10:40:52 AM

Giveitaday

Evolution is ultimately about the theory that humans evolved from apes

No, really it's not.

Don't be stupid people

like you?

Besides I don't believe we fully understand the appendix yet

Just because you really, really want to belive that something is true doesn't make it so. You still need evidence to back it up.

8/31/2008 7:46:10 PM

Quantum Mechanic

Hectic is a particularly stupid ape.

7/29/2011 7:25:46 AM

Anon-e-moose

You play a MMORPG, Hectic. Your argument is invalid.

7/29/2011 11:29:08 AM

Swede

I just watched the movie Paul, about the alien in Area 51. There was a fundamentalist girl who tried with all the standard anti-evolution arguments; "what about the human eye, it can't just have popped into existence by itself, it's clearly evidence of intelligent design".
Uhu, said I, it's flawed design. How come octopuses have better designed eyes than us?

As usual, the TV didn't respond...

She had a t-shirt with someone shooting Darwin in the head, with the text "Evolve THIS!"

7/29/2011 11:52:19 AM
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