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Very smart observation. It's true though, evolution just means change in time. Evolutionist just want something to keep saying that God doesn't exist. But God does exist and He is the only thing that doesn't change. He is the same today, tomorrow and forever! The Alpha and the Omega! :D

I don't believe that I evolved from ape, I do not look like ape. I was beautifully and wonderfully made! Science contradicts itself, that's why there is not a constant science book. It changes every year. The only book that is flawless is the Bible. Now I don't understand everything in it, but that's ok I can't know everything.

pinkstar, Yahoo Answers (hiden answer, low rating) 34 Comments [8/29/2008 8:37:15 PM]
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Old Viking

We don't expect you to know everything. Something would be nice.

8/29/2008 8:44:24 PM

Rat of Steel

The reason science books change from year to year is because scientists are constantly finding out new things about their chosen field of science (as opposed to plugging their ears, shutting their eyes, and blithely ignoring anything new that might result in a change to their centuries-old book of blind guesses).

Science accepts significant change as part of reality. For religion, however, significant change amounts to heresy.

8/29/2008 8:47:32 PM

Nibien

Ah, the age-old Fundie saying of

"Learning new things = BAD!"

8/29/2008 8:56:03 PM

Horsefeathers

"Very smart observation. It's true though, evolution just means change in time."

While the word "evolution" does, indeed, mean "change over time" the word when used in biology has, like most words in science, a very specific definition that is quite a bit more robust than simply "change over time".

"Evolutionist just want something to keep saying that God doesn't exist."

Even the theistic evolutionists? I think they'd be surprised to hear that.

"But God does exist and He is the only thing that doesn't change. He is the same today, tomorrow and forever! The Alpha and the Omega! :D"

Except when he's not, right? There are multiple examples in your Wholly Babble of your "unchanging" god changing his mind left and right, repenting for things he's done, etc.

"I don't believe that I evolved from ape, I do not look like ape."

Yes, you did and yes, you do. Desmond Morris didn't name his book The Naked Ape for nothing you know.

"I was beautifully and wonderfully made!"

Said with a defiant stamp of the foot and pouting lower lip, I'm sure.

"Science contradicts itself, that's why there is not a constant science book."

It does on occasion. That generally means either one or more of the conclusions is wrong or we don't yet have a full understanding of what's happening. Why this is supposed to be a bad thing I can't understand.

"It changes every year."

New discoveries are made daily. Obviously it changes to stay current with recent findings. Again, I don't see how this is supposed to be "bad".

"The only book that is flawless is the Bible."

You haven't actually read it, have you?

"Now I don't understand everything in it, but that's ok I can't know everything."

It's quite easy to know everything that the authors of the Bible knew. Knowledge was rather limited at the time, hence you could easily be a polymath. Hell, if you know basic grammar, a bit of geography, mathematics up to geometry, a little physics and some philosophy you'd be way ahead of all the knowledge the Bible could possibly contain were it written by the most brilliant minds of the era. As it stands it falls far short of what one would expect to end up with had a deity of any merit had a hand in it.

8/29/2008 8:59:40 PM

Berny

The Bible is unchanging because there is nothing you could add to it that would help it make more sense.
It's two-and-a-half-thousand years worth of bullshit.

8/29/2008 9:00:26 PM

Grigadil

You can't know everything, but you know you're beautiful and wonderful. Even though you are ape.

Here's a pat on head.

8/29/2008 9:05:32 PM

aaa

Your ignorance is boundless.

8/29/2008 9:08:28 PM

Amanda

"...but that's ok I can't know everything."

Yes, that's clear.

8/29/2008 9:30:16 PM

anevilmeme

1 Evolution doesn't prove or disprove the existence of god.


2 Of course science changes as new and better evidence is discovered

3 The "flawless bible" states that pi=3, bats are fowls and contradicts itself over such simple things as Christ's last words on the cross.

4 There are two groups of people in the world, those that believe the bible and those who understand it. The latter group are atheists.

8/29/2008 9:53:25 PM

Osiris

Why is God the Alpha and the Omega? Why can't the Universe be. After all we're pretty certain the Universe exists.

8/29/2008 10:02:20 PM

Ash

You evolved from apes only in the sense that trees evolved from plants. You ARE an ape.
Now go argue with your genome.

8/29/2008 10:15:21 PM

Moon Wolfhowl

Yes, you do look like an ape. You just refuse to see the similarities.

8/29/2008 10:40:47 PM

Jay-Sus

Fundie:"What did you learn today, son?"

Child:"I learned the Earth is a sphere."

Fundie:"But the Bible says the Earth is a circle."

Child:"Guess I learned something new."

The child was stoned to death.

8/29/2008 10:53:30 PM

Giveitaday

It's true though, evolution just means change in time

Well you're off to a good start.

Evolutionist just want something to keep saying that God doesn't exist.

That didn't last long. If you're not aware, there are many evolutionary biologists that are christians, I'm sure you'll say they aren't, but they do exist. Evolutionary theory is silent on the origins of life, it is silent on the existence of a god or gods. Evolutionary theory doesn't care wether a god created life or not, it's sole purpose is to explain the diversity of life, and it does a pretty good job of it.

But God does exist

So you say, but I can also find plenty of people who will tell me that Vishnu exists too.

He is the only thing that doesn't change. He is the same today, tomorrow and forever! The Alpha and the Omega

And your point is what? And given the differences in your god between the old and the new testements i'd have to say that either you have not read your own holy book or that you are mistaken and your "god" has changed an awful lot.

I don't believe that I evolved from ape

Nor do you have to. That is not even what evolutionary theory states, that is what you (Due to willfull ignorance) think that it says. you are wrong. Just because you don't accept evolution dosen't mean that it did not happen.

I do not look like ape

The jury is still out on that one.

I was beautifully and wonderfully made

Yes, by your parents, not by a bearded man who lives in the sky.

Science contradicts itself

Where? What subjects of current science contradict each other?

that's why there is not a constant science book

Because science changes with new evidence, that's what makes it science and not dogma.

The only book that is flawless is the Bible

That largely depends on your definition of "flawless", if you mean full of falsehoods and contradictions, then yes it is.

Now I don't understand everything in it

But your willing to remain willfully ignorant of reality, all because of a book that you admit, you don't understand

but that's ok I can't know everything

No, but at least you could try to know something of the world around you.

8/29/2008 11:23:17 PM

anonymous_troy

"He is the same today, tomorrow and forever! The Alpha and the Omega! :D"

Except for the parts in the Bible where He changed his mind..

"Science contradicts itself, that's why there is not a constant science book. It changes every year."

Because we find out new shit. And evolution hasn't been disproven yet.

"The only book that is flawless is the Bible."

Because it doesn't change. Except for translations. And when they first mashed it together out of other stuff.

But let's ignore all that.

Suppose I write, "1 + 1 = 3" on a piece of paper.

I take another identical piece of paper and write "1 + 1 = 3" on it.

If I go back and change one of them to "1 + 1 = 2", you're saying the changed one is wrong because it changed, whereas the unchanged one is more correct, even though I didn't fix my mistake?

And English papers are better without typos and revisions?

And if the Bible hasn't updated, should we not either? I guess I should go grab some goats and live in the Middle East.

Maybe lead and mercury aren't poisonous anymore? Cause, we had to figure that one out.

Incandescent lightbulbs are still the most efficient, fluorescents and LEDs are new, so they're wrong.

I could go on, but I'm bored.

8/29/2008 11:55:26 PM

ID82

"Green eggs and ham" has been constant since it came out and hasn't changed so does that make it true as well?

8/30/2008 12:13:59 AM

Dark_Lord_Prime

"God does exist and He is the only thing that doesn't change. He is the same today, tomorrow and forever!"

Well, except for the schizophrenia-like change between the Old and New Testaments, yes?

8/30/2008 5:10:12 AM

Philbert McAdamia

that's ok I can't know everything.

Well, there is the theory that you don't know anything.

8/30/2008 5:52:38 AM

Fdragon

Actually...humans do look like apes if you mentally step back and stop patting yourself in the back thinking you are wonderful.

8/30/2008 7:29:27 AM

Lulzmonger

E-E-E-EPIC FAIL.

8/30/2008 9:36:58 AM

solomongrundy

[/]I was beautifully and wonderfully made![/i]

What about harlequin babies? Are they beautifully and wonderfully made too?

Note to anyone of a sensitive disposition, please don't google harlequin baby. Suffice to say, it's not at all pleasant for the poor unfortunates.

8/30/2008 10:44:14 AM

Eric

Let's see, we're bipedial, chordates, hairy, has opposable thumbs, the exact same muscles, the exact same bones, the exact same organs, develop the same, have the same biochemical processes, have incredibly similar DNA.
Nope, not ape-like at all.

8/30/2008 2:15:58 PM

Reverend Jeremiah

"But God does exist and He is the only thing that doesn't change. He is the same today, tomorrow and forever! The Alpha and the Omega! :D "

Nope, sorry..god is outside of logic like all of your fundy friends keep using as an excuse to avoid the burdon of proof... so you cant say that with certainty.

8/30/2008 11:21:21 PM

BrandonL33

"Science contradicts itself, that's why there is not a constant science book. It changes every year. The only book that is flawless is the Bible."

BWA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!

"Science contradicts itself...The only book that is flawless is the Bible."

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

Oh man, these retards crack me up

8/31/2008 2:58:07 AM

Panz

"Now I don't understand everything in it, but that's ok I can't know everything."
Certainly explains how you think this;
"The only book that is flawless is the Bible."

Your arguement has been shot in the foot.....by a cannon

8/31/2008 9:37:46 AM
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