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[on the Ponce de Leon high school witch hunt against gays affair]

Ah, the Anti Christian Labor Union strikes again. Why do they hate independent communities, local governments, state rights, and America? The principal did the right thing in letting the rest of the community know that a sodomist was attempting to force her agenda on them. Lest we allow American to fall into a similar quandry as Canada, the land of militant female sodomy, we must exterminate this filth wherever we go, be it the schools, the courthouses, or their bedrooms.

Ixion, Calvinists4Conservatism 54 Comments [8/30/2008 1:51:21 AM]
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wombat

"Why do they hate independent communities, local governments, state rights, and America?"

Cue the chart- with PacMan goodness!!
Oh, and this lady can go DIAF

8/30/2008 1:56:27 AM

Z

Militant female sodomy?

That actually sounds like it could be fun.

8/30/2008 1:56:32 AM

Rambler

Yeah and then he starts hunting down and trying to 'catch supporters'.

I really wish someone address him pulling up Girl's shirts to "see if they had any Pro-Gay writing on them".

8/30/2008 1:59:25 AM

MK

C4C is rapidly on the rise on this forum...

8/30/2008 2:02:11 AM

Jesus Klingon

FOADIAF

8/30/2008 2:03:06 AM

Z

*reads some more of the blog*

WTF? Is this shit for real?!!

8/30/2008 2:03:56 AM

Jay-Sus

Now that he took Canada's name in vein I'm going to murder him.

8/30/2008 2:04:23 AM

Fishcakes

Please, y'know, ignore the fact that the ACLU routinely defends ALL people with legitimate cases--Christians, non-Christians, gays, straights, whoever--as long as they've got a genuine case that violates one's civil liberties.

Also, I think I'll move to Canada, because living in a militant female sodomy colony sounds awesome.

8/30/2008 2:05:14 AM

Collector1

Militant Female Sodomy sounds pretty fun to watch. Oh yeah, also, rot in hell.

8/30/2008 2:12:25 AM

Mrs. Antichrist

Lest we allow American to fall into a similar quandry as Canada, the land of militant female sodomy

Uh, what? I live in Canada, and I've yet to see women marching down the streets, having anal sex...

Yippie for my free health care, though!

8/30/2008 2:16:58 AM

Horsefeathers

"Ah, the Anti Christian Labor Union strikes again."

You know that acronym makes no sense, right? They're neither anti-Christian nor do they specifically deal with labor issues. I'm sure that you and the person you're parroting both think it's quite clever though.

"Why do they hate independent communities, local governments, state rights, and America?"

They don't. If they did they'd let shit like this slide and you could all have your happy little Jebus land where everyone is persecuted to your holier-than-thou Christian standards.

"The principal did the right thing in letting the rest of the community know that a sodomist was attempting to force her agenda on them."

Which agenda and how was it being "forced" on anyone?

"Lest we allow American to fall into a similar quandry as Canada, the land of militant female sodomy,"

I know you're confused and all but you seem to be confusing low budget porn for a country. Thought you should know.

"we must exterminate this filth wherever we go, be it the schools, the courthouses, or their bedrooms."

And in the concentration camps too! Oh, wait, that comes later, I'm sure.

8/30/2008 2:19:04 AM

Illuminatalie

The only thing worse than being a poe that is posted on FSTDT, is NOT being a poe that is posted on FSTDT.

8/30/2008 2:21:43 AM

xander8

Question: why are you going in their bedrooms again??

8/30/2008 2:22:22 AM

anonymous_troy

Because it's legal to hate somebody for being a lesbian..

It's like if you had a city where people killed Christians on sight... It would be illegal.

8/30/2008 2:24:28 AM

Allegory for Jesus

"Why do they hate....America?"

Ahahahahaha...I love when they do this crap! It is so ridiculous, so uber-jingoistic and passive aggressive, coming from a group who tend to prefer outright aggression instead. It just tickles me.

"The principal did the right thing in letting the rest of the community know that a sodomist was attempting to force her agenda on them."

LOSE. If this is what I think it is about, that "sodomist" was a student. The principal had no rights to do this. He has the same rights to tell other parents who have porn stashed away in their lockers or who are secretly an opposing political party to their parents about those dirty little secrets in order to utterly betray the student's privacy and make sure to put them at odds with their parents intentionally.

"militant female sodomy"

Ahhhhh. I see. He's a Poe.

8/30/2008 2:27:52 AM

werewolf

Really? Canada? Who knew?

8/30/2008 2:51:19 AM

Frank

ah rats, i missed the hordes of lesbians while i lived in Canada, i know im absent minded but this?

8/30/2008 2:58:29 AM

GigaGuess

Ah, the Anti Christian Labor Union strikes again. Why do they hate independent communities, local governments, state rights, and America?
Yes, how dare they atemt to protect those eeeeeevil civil libities, those loathesome Founding Fathers gave everyone. Really, everyone knows that equality is soooo 1990s.

The principal did the right thing in letting the rest of the community know that a sodomist was attempting to force her agenda on them.
By what...existing? He punted her from school after making her a fucking pariah, outing her to everyone who would hold still long enough. Then, when her friends thought maybe, just maybe he was abusing his power, he friggin' went GITMO!

Lest we allow American to fall into a similar quandry as Canada, the land of militant female sodomy, we must exterminate this filth wherever we go, be it the schools, the courthouses, or their bedrooms.
Go to hell, you puritanical sea cow. You and your ilk are far more dangerous to your country than any "sodomite" could ever hope to be. And Jesus fucking wept.

8/30/2008 3:17:26 AM



please die

8/30/2008 3:23:17 AM

Amanda

Um...is it possible for a woman to commit sodomy?

8/30/2008 3:29:37 AM

JarJar_Head

The last time I checked, my country was not in a 'quandry' created by the gay community.

Also, whatever consenting individuals do in their own bedrooms is none of our business. Although breaking down doors into lesbians' bedrooms yelling "Exterminate!" sounds like an intriguing Dr. Who/porn crossover.

Militant Female Sodomy would be a neat name for a band.

8/30/2008 3:31:02 AM

protowhalepig

the land of militant female sodomy

Where do I sign up?

8/30/2008 3:36:54 AM

Fanatic-Templar

Oh Canada
Our home and native land
True patriot love
for militant female sodomy

With glowing hearts
we see thee rise
the true north strong and free
From far and wide
Oh Canada we stand on guard for thee!

Satan keep our land
glorious and free!
Oh Canada we stand on guard for thee!

Oh Canada we stand on guard for thee!


The french version of our national anthem would give Ixion a heart attack.

8/30/2008 3:40:57 AM

crazyroper

"the land of militant female sodomy"
Why does that sound hot as hell?
I guess it really is time to move to Canada.

8/30/2008 4:36:44 AM

freako104

"militant female sodomy,"



Sounds almost like hot lesbian stuff right there. I should go just to watch. And why is it they cry persecution yet persecute within the same breath? And force her agenda? As in I am here? Where I get from you assholes we have to adhere to you or have to hear you shout all fucking day

8/30/2008 4:45:53 AM
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