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All true Christians ought to go to the lengths that Davis did to keep sodomy and its supporters out of our schools. Any man that can go to such trouble to keep out sodomy from our schools can only be deemed a martyr. To suggest that his actions were wrong would be the equivalence of allowing female gang members to strap guns to their chests in differing checkerboard patterns to not only signify their alleigances, but also to allow felons the same self-defense rights hardworking Heartland Americans do.

Ixion, Calvinists4Conservatism 33 Comments [8/30/2008 6:47:06 AM]
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#659962


It would be OK in Iran, not in America. If he didn't like the law, he can always change his country.

8/30/2008 6:59:37 AM

#659964
vampirehummingbird

"All true Christians ought to go to the lengths that Davis did to keep sodomy and its supporters out of our schools. Any man that can go to such trouble to keep out sodomy from our schools can only be deemed a martyr."

So, you're tellng us Davis is dead?

8/30/2008 6:59:52 AM

#659970
Mortok

@ vampirehummingbird

We can only hope

8/30/2008 7:01:18 AM

#659989
Jay-Sus

I'm sorry, but can you repeat that without sounding like a fucking retard?

8/30/2008 7:14:16 AM

#660017
Panz

"To suggest that his actions were wrong would be the equivalence of allowing female gang members to strap guns to their chests in differing checkerboard patterns to not only signify their alleigances, but also to allow felons the same self-defense rights hardworking Heartland Americans do."

Why is it, whenever something happens they just can't seem to grasp, they start saying stupid shit like this? There should be a new law written into the US law books..."All stupid people must die to preserve America from people that took the same 'learnin'' Bush did"

8/30/2008 7:27:26 AM

#660034
werewolf

How does anyone strap a gun to his chest in a checkerboard pattern? And why would anyone with the sense of a cockroach do that?

8/30/2008 7:38:33 AM

#660048
vampirehummingbird

@werewolf,

In the military, usually only officers or MPs carried sidearns. However when you are driving a tank you have to immediately take out anyone that manages to get onto the deck of the tank. If you are in a small hatch, a chest holster with a .45 is the best instant response. I have yet to figure out why they never issued us any left-handed chest holsters.

As for the checkerboard patterns, I'm completely clueless.

8/30/2008 7:50:03 AM

#660064
Nowonmai

I'll bet your just pissed off because you weren't there to watch him lift up school girls skirts and paw at their underwear. You and he are the same kind of sick fucks.

8/30/2008 8:15:24 AM

#660067
Dark_Lord_Prime

At first, I was just rolling my eyes at the typically batshit-insane ramblings.

Then I tripped over the sudden non-sequitur and hit my head on my desk.

*goes to get the ointment from the medicine cabinet*

8/30/2008 8:18:46 AM

#660071
Xotan

Is this the person who went around lifting girls' blouses and skirts? If so, you think this is acceptable behaviour? Would you want a male teacher doing this to your young daughter/s.

Taking the kindliest view, any male teacher who feels he has to do this is probably having a breakdown. Taking a less kindly, more pratical view, where I live such behaviour would constitute technical assault, and subject the perpetrator to a jail term and a hefty fine for each instance.

As to anyone carrying on like this being a martyr, there are those who would wonder where falls the borderline between martyr and pervert.

8/30/2008 8:20:24 AM

#660115
Katsuro

"To suggest that his actions were wrong would be the equivalence of allowing female gang members to strap guns to their chests in differing checkerboard patterns to not only signify their alleigances, but also to allow felons the same self-defense rights hardworking Heartland Americans do.

What?? How?? But...wait...what??

8/30/2008 9:07:40 AM

#660127
Lulzmonger

How are you suppoed to understand that?

8/30/2008 9:16:48 AM

#660163
anonymous_troy

Females, guns, chests....

It's 5 in the morning, I don't know what you're even talking about. Good night.

8/30/2008 9:50:25 AM

#660173
solomongrundy

But Davis was looking under the shirts of teenage girls. How could he expect to find sodomists that way?

8/30/2008 9:59:46 AM

#660193
Fishcakes

This makes no sense. No. Not even that. This makes NEGATIVE sense.

8/30/2008 10:25:12 AM

#660232
IanC

How can lesbians commit sodomy anyway... Oh right, any sex that isnt for breeding, sorry.

The rest of it - wtf?

8/30/2008 11:22:25 AM

#660239
MK

It's batshit insane, defends the criminal actions of a school principle, and mentions "true Christians" right from the start.

This is not a 5. This is a 7.

8/30/2008 11:27:16 AM

#660244
Flatworm

To suggest that his actions were wrong would be the equivalence of allowing female gang members to strap guns to their chests


That will start making sense the first time you hear of someone being killed by a cunnilingus wound to the chest.

8/30/2008 11:29:47 AM

#660252
Illuminatalie

Satire.

8/30/2008 11:36:40 AM

#660259
Firthy2002

Does that include looking up the shirts of teenage girls?

Sicko.

8/30/2008 11:51:32 AM

#660272
LabRat

"differing checkerboard patterns"

oookay

8/30/2008 12:07:26 PM

#660306
aaa

Groan...

8/30/2008 12:46:29 PM

#660402
Horsefeathers

Say what now?

8/30/2008 2:45:25 PM

#660420


Hard to rate because I'm not exactly sure what it means.

8/30/2008 2:57:46 PM

#660457
D Laurier

Mr Davis was and is a fucking pervert who got reported for his open sexual harassment of female students.
You Ixion... are defending his right to molest young girls

8/30/2008 3:50:56 PM
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