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All true Christians ought to go to the lengths that Davis did to keep sodomy and its supporters out of our schools. Any man that can go to such trouble to keep out sodomy from our schools can only be deemed a martyr. To suggest that his actions were wrong would be the equivalence of allowing female gang members to strap guns to their chests in differing checkerboard patterns to not only signify their alleigances, but also to allow felons the same self-defense rights hardworking Heartland Americans do.

Ixion, Calvinists4Conservatism 33 Comments [8/30/2008 6:47:06 AM]
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It would be OK in Iran, not in America. If he didn't like the law, he can always change his country.

8/30/2008 6:59:37 AM

vampirehummingbird

"All true Christians ought to go to the lengths that Davis did to keep sodomy and its supporters out of our schools. Any man that can go to such trouble to keep out sodomy from our schools can only be deemed a martyr."

So, you're tellng us Davis is dead?

8/30/2008 6:59:52 AM

Mortok

@ vampirehummingbird

We can only hope

8/30/2008 7:01:18 AM

Jay-Sus

I'm sorry, but can you repeat that without sounding like a fucking retard?

8/30/2008 7:14:16 AM

Panz

"To suggest that his actions were wrong would be the equivalence of allowing female gang members to strap guns to their chests in differing checkerboard patterns to not only signify their alleigances, but also to allow felons the same self-defense rights hardworking Heartland Americans do."

Why is it, whenever something happens they just can't seem to grasp, they start saying stupid shit like this? There should be a new law written into the US law books..."All stupid people must die to preserve America from people that took the same 'learnin'' Bush did"

8/30/2008 7:27:26 AM

werewolf

How does anyone strap a gun to his chest in a checkerboard pattern? And why would anyone with the sense of a cockroach do that?

8/30/2008 7:38:33 AM

vampirehummingbird

@werewolf,

In the military, usually only officers or MPs carried sidearns. However when you are driving a tank you have to immediately take out anyone that manages to get onto the deck of the tank. If you are in a small hatch, a chest holster with a .45 is the best instant response. I have yet to figure out why they never issued us any left-handed chest holsters.

As for the checkerboard patterns, I'm completely clueless.

8/30/2008 7:50:03 AM

Nowonmai

I'll bet your just pissed off because you weren't there to watch him lift up school girls skirts and paw at their underwear. You and he are the same kind of sick fucks.

8/30/2008 8:15:24 AM

Dark_Lord_Prime

At first, I was just rolling my eyes at the typically batshit-insane ramblings.

Then I tripped over the sudden non-sequitur and hit my head on my desk.

*goes to get the ointment from the medicine cabinet*

8/30/2008 8:18:46 AM

Xotan

Is this the person who went around lifting girls' blouses and skirts? If so, you think this is acceptable behaviour? Would you want a male teacher doing this to your young daughter/s.

Taking the kindliest view, any male teacher who feels he has to do this is probably having a breakdown. Taking a less kindly, more pratical view, where I live such behaviour would constitute technical assault, and subject the perpetrator to a jail term and a hefty fine for each instance.

As to anyone carrying on like this being a martyr, there are those who would wonder where falls the borderline between martyr and pervert.

8/30/2008 8:20:24 AM

Katsuro

"To suggest that his actions were wrong would be the equivalence of allowing female gang members to strap guns to their chests in differing checkerboard patterns to not only signify their alleigances, but also to allow felons the same self-defense rights hardworking Heartland Americans do.

What?? How?? But...wait...what??

8/30/2008 9:07:40 AM

Lulzmonger

How are you suppoed to understand that?

8/30/2008 9:16:48 AM

anonymous_troy

Females, guns, chests....

It's 5 in the morning, I don't know what you're even talking about. Good night.

8/30/2008 9:50:25 AM

solomongrundy

But Davis was looking under the shirts of teenage girls. How could he expect to find sodomists that way?

8/30/2008 9:59:46 AM

Fishcakes

This makes no sense. No. Not even that. This makes NEGATIVE sense.

8/30/2008 10:25:12 AM

IanC

How can lesbians commit sodomy anyway... Oh right, any sex that isnt for breeding, sorry.

The rest of it - wtf?

8/30/2008 11:22:25 AM

MK

It's batshit insane, defends the criminal actions of a school principle, and mentions "true Christians" right from the start.

This is not a 5. This is a 7.

8/30/2008 11:27:16 AM

Flatworm

To suggest that his actions were wrong would be the equivalence of allowing female gang members to strap guns to their chests


That will start making sense the first time you hear of someone being killed by a cunnilingus wound to the chest.

8/30/2008 11:29:47 AM

Illuminatalie

Satire.

8/30/2008 11:36:40 AM

Firthy2002

Does that include looking up the shirts of teenage girls?

Sicko.

8/30/2008 11:51:32 AM

LabRat

"differing checkerboard patterns"

oookay

8/30/2008 12:07:26 PM

aaa

Groan...

8/30/2008 12:46:29 PM

Horsefeathers

Say what now?

8/30/2008 2:45:25 PM



Hard to rate because I'm not exactly sure what it means.

8/30/2008 2:57:46 PM

D Laurier

Mr Davis was and is a fucking pervert who got reported for his open sexual harassment of female students.
You Ixion... are defending his right to molest young girls

8/30/2008 3:50:56 PM
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