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[on freedom of speech]
Freedom only goes as far as the LORD allows it. The Confederate flag is a symbol of expression, and a valiant attempt to wrestle the fashion industry out from the thresholds of the liberals. Gay pride promotes a sinful sexual act that goes against all natural, God-given inclinations, and must be stamped out.

Ixion, Calvinists4Conservatism 37 Comments [8/29/2008 8:37:14 PM]
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Submitted By: Fundiebuster
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Old Viking

The Confederacy was pissed at the fashion industry? I can understand the attitude, but it's not an issue that I would go to war over.

8/29/2008 8:46:57 PM

Lectora

Gibbering mouther.

8/29/2008 8:51:18 PM



"and a valiant attempt to wrestle the fashion industry out from the thresholds of the liberals"

Ah, what now???

8/29/2008 8:54:15 PM

Nibien

"The Confederate flag is a symbol of expression, and a valiant attempt to wrestle the fashion industry out from the thresholds of the liberals."

Sounds like you're angry flannel shirts and trailer accessories are not popular.

8/29/2008 8:57:23 PM

approximate

Goddamn that Ken Burns and PBS! Not only do they lie to us, but then they sell us merchandise full of those lies.

8/29/2008 9:01:30 PM

Horsefeathers

"Freedom only goes as far as the LORD allows it. The Confederate flag is a symbol of expression, and a valiant attempt to wrestle the fashion industry out from the thresholds of the liberals. Gay pride promotes a sinful sexual act that goes against all natural, God-given inclinations, and must be stamped out."

So your argument is: "Freedom's fine as long as I'm the one who has it and can decide who else gets some!"

That about sum it up?

8/29/2008 9:03:08 PM

Berny

Last time I checked the guarantees to free speech were in the Constitution, not the Bible. That means that thankfully they don't have anything to do with your imaginary sky daddy, and I can say whatever the hell I want, even if it upsets you.
Have a nice day.

8/29/2008 9:03:27 PM

mtsbspidey

"The Confederate flag is a symbol of expression, and a valiant attempt to wrestle the fashion industry out from the thresholds of the liberals."

is he saying that because liberals wanted to end slavery thus making cotton more expensive?...that is some weird and convoluted logic

8/29/2008 9:04:39 PM



I think God is pretty silent on freedom of speech and gives us logic to discern that gay pride is not hateful whereas the confederate flag IS.

8/29/2008 9:06:15 PM

aaa

You miss the old days?

8/29/2008 9:06:43 PM

Mr. Vorhias

That's assuming all gay people just want to have sex.

They don't.

8/29/2008 9:07:50 PM

Illuminatalie

"Freedom only goes as far as the LORD allows it."
Shut your mouth, you slobbering interbred goon. Obviously the LORD allows many species of vertebrates to have gay sex - I don't see him appearing on some African plain and blasting two lesbian tigers away.

"The Confederate flag is a symbol of expression"
The word 'linoleum' is a word that has a meaning. So what?

"and a valiant attempt to wrestle the fashion industry out from the thresholds of the liberals"
The FASHION INDUSTRY? WTF?

"Gay pride promotes a sinful sexual act that goes against all natural, God-given inclinations"
I have a hard time believing that two male penguins have a cuddle because they are demon-possessed. But I suspect you would buy into that notion quite easily.

"and must be stamped out."
You are the Angel of Death, and the Time of Purification is at hand. Please alert your community leaders.

Ohhh. It's a poe. My bad.

8/29/2008 9:40:38 PM

F

Do a search on "Dixie Outfitters." That's the so-called fashion Ixion speaks of.

8/29/2008 9:44:32 PM

jc

HAHAHA poe it has to be.

it is just like in zoolander where the guy says lincoln was assassinated by the fashion industry because without cheap slave labor cotton prices went up HA

8/29/2008 9:49:37 PM

TheOutsider

And people wonder why I hate Calvinist...

8/29/2008 10:01:15 PM

ArmandT

Isn't this site a parody or something?

8/29/2008 10:06:55 PM

Ash

@ Illuminatalie: Er, no tigers in Africa. Not in the wild, anyway.

As for the Fundie... [Citation needed]. Also, WTF?!

8/29/2008 10:10:50 PM

GM

This is priceless. I'm ashamed to admit they had me going for the first few articles on the linked page. The first clues:
Dissent is unpatriotic, and contrary to the Word of God.

While Canada is free to masturbate sadistically over the crimes of their lesbian gangsters, America is not the place for this.


The earlier posts are less subtle:
[Referring to the Oberlin string quartet] The bassoon sounds are particularly sinful, for they tend to make sounds that the homosexual community wishes to impose on the entire world. The bassoon manages to be both male and female, with its range encompassing B flat 1 to G5. Such abberations are both unnatural and harmful towards society. In particular, the bassoon is the preferred vector through which protons prefer to escape into our world, for they do not have to contend with the angels that are typically found in electronics.

<edits to work out quoting.>

8/29/2008 10:34:40 PM

Jay-Sus

1878 called. They want you to get the fuck out.

8/29/2008 10:50:58 PM

GigaGuess

So freedom is only good if you're allowed to use it to hate people?

8/29/2008 10:53:07 PM

Elphada

I'm a Southerner and I have no idea what the hell you're talking about but I will stamp your arse if you touch my Little Black Dress.

8/29/2008 10:55:57 PM

GreenEyedLilo

Sounds like parody, and I hope it is.

Seriously, as a Southerner, I *hate* the Confederate flag. I think it should only be for museums. It is invariably a sign that basically says, "The world is spinning much too fast for me and I want it to roll back." We have so much else to be proud of, from cathead biscuits to country music. We don't need a symbol of racism and treason.

8/29/2008 11:35:35 PM

anonymous_troy

*Insert gay confederate joke here*

8/29/2008 11:56:16 PM

Frank

poe maybe?

8/30/2008 2:16:52 AM

Dark_Lord_Prime

"The Confederate flag is a symbol of expression, and a valiant attempt to wrestle the fashion industry out from the thresholds of the liberals."

LOLWUT?

8/30/2008 5:11:44 AM
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