[on freedom of speech]
Freedom only goes as far as the LORD allows it. The Confederate flag is a symbol of expression, and a valiant attempt to wrestle the fashion industry out from the thresholds of the liberals. Gay pride promotes a sinful sexual act that goes against all natural, God-given inclinations, and must be stamped out.
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"The Confederate flag is a symbol of expression, and a valiant attempt to wrestle the fashion industry out from the thresholds of the liberals."
Sounds like you're angry flannel shirts and trailer accessories are not popular.
"Freedom only goes as far as the LORD allows it. The Confederate flag is a symbol of expression, and a valiant attempt to wrestle the fashion industry out from the thresholds of the liberals. Gay pride promotes a sinful sexual act that goes against all natural, God-given inclinations, and must be stamped out."
So your argument is: "Freedom's fine as long as I'm the one who has it and can decide who else gets some!"
That about sum it up?
Last time I checked the guarantees to free speech were in the Constitution, not the Bible. That means that thankfully they don't have anything to do with your imaginary sky daddy, and I can say whatever the hell I want, even if it upsets you.
Have a nice day.
"The Confederate flag is a symbol of expression, and a valiant attempt to wrestle the fashion industry out from the thresholds of the liberals."
is he saying that because liberals wanted to end slavery thus making cotton more expensive?...that is some weird and convoluted logic
"Freedom only goes as far as the LORD allows it."
Shut your mouth, you slobbering interbred goon. Obviously the LORD allows many species of vertebrates to have gay sex - I don't see him appearing on some African plain and blasting two lesbian tigers away.
"The Confederate flag is a symbol of expression"
The word 'linoleum' is a word that has a meaning. So what?
"and a valiant attempt to wrestle the fashion industry out from the thresholds of the liberals"
The FASHION INDUSTRY? WTF?
"Gay pride promotes a sinful sexual act that goes against all natural, God-given inclinations"
I have a hard time believing that two male penguins have a cuddle because they are demon-possessed. But I suspect you would buy into that notion quite easily.
"and must be stamped out."
You are the Angel of Death, and the Time of Purification is at hand. Please alert your community leaders.
Ohhh. It's a poe. My bad.
@ Illuminatalie: Er, no tigers in Africa. Not in the wild, anyway.
As for the Fundie... [Citation needed]. Also, WTF?!
This is priceless. I'm ashamed to admit they had me going for the first few articles on the linked page. The first clues:
Dissent is unpatriotic, and contrary to the Word of God.
While Canada is free to masturbate sadistically over the crimes of their lesbian gangsters, America is not the place for this.
The earlier posts are less subtle:
[Referring to the Oberlin string quartet] The bassoon sounds are particularly sinful, for they tend to make sounds that the homosexual community wishes to impose on the entire world. The bassoon manages to be both male and female, with its range encompassing B flat 1 to G5. Such abberations are both unnatural and harmful towards society. In particular, the bassoon is the preferred vector through which protons prefer to escape into our world, for they do not have to contend with the angels that are typically found in electronics.
<edits to work out quoting.>
Sounds like parody, and I hope it is.
Seriously, as a Southerner, I *hate* the Confederate flag. I think it should only be for museums. It is invariably a sign that basically says, "The world is spinning much too fast for me and I want it to roll back." We have so much else to be proud of, from cathead biscuits to country music. We don't need a symbol of racism and treason.
Freedom only goes as far as the LORD allows it.
<Well, the Lord has given us a nation that says we can say whatever we want, and he did say "Render unto Ceaser what is Ceasers. I think in this case free speach is Ceasers>
The Confederate flag is a symbol of expression,
<Mostly it is a big fuck you to the North...and a way for skinheads to worship at the feet of Ignorance.>
and a valiant attempt to wrestle the fashion industry out from the thresholds of the liberals.
<wait...what?>
Gay pride promotes a sinful sexual act that goes against all natural, God-given inclinations, and must be stamped out.
<The same laws that protect your right to be an asshole protect them to express themselves as well. If you want to get rid of gay pride then we will have to get rid of you as well...asshole.>
Just FYI, the "[x] 4 [y]" conservative blog family is parodic. None of them, to my knowledge, are sincere.
Freedom only goes as far as the LORD allows it. Gay pride is a symbol of expression, and a valiant attempt to wrestle the fashion industry out from the thresholds of the conservatives. The Confederate fflag promotes a sinful anti-american act that goes against all natural, God-given inclinations, and must be stamped out.
FIXED
Wait wait wait, you're going to use a confederate flag to stand for freedom of fashion?
What the fuck is this shit, get your hands off my reb flag and leave it for history and what it was for, not what your dumbass mind corkscrews it to.
I hope R E Lee rises from the grave and pistol whips you
Btw, for those of us that think it, sad to say, yeah, the confedy flag was twisted for hate, just like the swastika, and ironically, by christians...
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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