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[on an American soldier who converted to Islam and married a Pakistani woman]

Oh, go whine to the French, you pansy Muslims. Although not all terrorists may be Islamists, all Islamists are terrorists. It’s very likely that you are a double agent, and America has had several problems with your kind. If you legitimately cared about your career and your freedom, then you would have remained a Christian or a Jew, and maintained opposition to Islam. Apparantely, you don’t care that we’re fighting a War On Terror/Islam, so the U.S. Military should, at the very least, discharge you from the military. Real Americans will want you executed, and if President Bush listens to his base, then he will do so, as well.

Ixion, Calvinists4Conservatism 51 Comments [8/29/2008 4:57:17 PM]
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One Trick Pony

This guy really thinks that we're fighting a war on a religion?

Hah, you wish your religion was that important.

8/29/2008 4:58:55 PM

Lulzmonger

I wouldn't let dubya to mow my lawn, he would fucking cause conflicts between the ants.

8/29/2008 5:05:10 PM

GreenEyedLilo

Oh, shit, that's what we need. Let's back Osama up and declare that we're actually fighting a holy war!

Last I checked, I'm a real American, and I remember that it's been fairly common for soldiers to marry women from the countries they fight in. Also, Ixion doesn't seem to know about atheist and Pagan soldiers, as well as Muslim soldiers who were born and raised here.

8/29/2008 5:06:38 PM

aaa

Religious persecution, anyone?

8/29/2008 5:10:58 PM

C_V


jeebus what an ass-nugget.

8/29/2008 5:13:20 PM

The Outsider

"Although not all terrorists may be Islamists, all Islamists are terrorists."

Uh... you kinda got that one backwards.

8/29/2008 5:15:14 PM

approximate

Bush's base are big oil companies. They don't give a shit about Americans marrying Pakistanis.

8/29/2008 5:18:57 PM



The rest of the posts there are from nutjob central

8/29/2008 5:20:57 PM

struby

"all Islamists are terrorists"
"we’re fighting a War On Terror/Islam"

...

And it all stems down to this unanswerable question: how did you learn how to use the internet?

8/29/2008 5:26:06 PM

werewolf

Wrong. Wrong. Wrong. Stupid. And fuck you.

8/29/2008 5:26:36 PM

Allegory for Jesus

"Although not all terrorists may be Islamists, all Islamists are terrorists."

Calling Poe for backwardsness.

"Real Americans will want you executed"

Hilarious.

8/29/2008 5:27:50 PM

Headache

WTF?

I guess Ixion never heard of this character that your religion touts all the time, you know, the Jesus fellow. I can not find a single place in your bible where Jesus promotes violence, can you show me where it is?

8/29/2008 5:30:35 PM

Mike

Oh, go whine to the French, you pansy Muslims. Although not all terrorists may be Islamists, all Islamists are terrorists.

O RLY? Go tell Cat Stevens that.

It’s very likely that you are a double agent, and America has had several problems with your kind.

CTSTDT.

If you legitimately cared about your career and your freedom, then you would have remained a Christian or a Jew, and maintained opposition to Islam.

For freedom of religion doesn't REALLY exist.

Apparantely, you don’t care that we’re fighting a War On Terror/Islam,

We're fighting a war on a specific religion? Man, Bush really is a fucktard.

so the U.S. Military should, at the very least, discharge you from the military. Real Americans will want you executed, and if President Bush listens to his base, then he will do so, as well.

Feel that Christian love!

8/29/2008 5:31:58 PM

Arts_Myth

Although not all terrorists may be Islamists, all Islamists are terrorists.

You just want to play with fundie logic, sometimes. Maybe scotch it...

Although not all terrorists may be True Islamists, all True Islamists are terrorists.

Gives the scant few non-terrorist Islamists an out, but it's still not proper logic...

Although not all terrorists may be Islamists, all Islamist terrorists are terrorists.

Far better, logically, but also happens to fall squarely into the "well, duh!" category. Hell, Ixion falls squarely into the "just duh!" category.

8/29/2008 5:34:27 PM

hagsrus

Um -- aren't all these Brownback blogs part of a POE series?

8/29/2008 5:38:01 PM

anonymous_troy

"all Islamists are terrorists"

That explains why the Muslim speaker in my Comparative Religion class was an ordinary person and not a terrorist or insane baby-maker or anything like that.

No, wait, it doesn't. It's just bigoted and stupid.

We're fighting terrorism, not Islam, and they're not the same thing. You can't lose citizenship over a change of religion. Fucking idiot.

8/29/2008 5:41:26 PM

roddyb

So he converted. Isn't he allowed to? I am not an American but I thoought he would be free to do so.
A Muslim can be a good citizen. Or a bad one. Just like a Christian. You can be good or bad. Your choice. He can be a good soldier. Even with a Pakistani wife. (Though if she is like my wife he may find it difficult to do anything she disagrees with but that is for another day)
Fuckwits like you are just - well, fuckwits.

8/29/2008 5:57:39 PM

Grigadil

Dubya has ADD, I'm sure of it. Either that, or the native attention span of a goldfish. At any rate, he won't be allowed to do anything that doesn't result in large amounts of money going to the wrong people.

Ixion is an idiot.

8/29/2008 6:09:39 PM

RevDG

poe, too funny to be anything but a poe

8/29/2008 6:13:37 PM

Horsefeathers

"Oh, go whine to the French, you pansy Muslims. Although not all terrorists may be Islamists, all Islamists are terrorists."

Got a broad enough brush there?

"It’s very likely that you are a double agent, and America has had several problems with your kind."

Thank your Gawd that you're around to tell us these things! I'm sure you'll be getting your commendation from the CIA, NSA and various military intelligence organizations for pointing out who is, and isn't, a double agent for the "Islamists".

"If you legitimately cared about your career and your freedom, then you would have remained a Christian or a Jew, and maintained opposition to Islam."

The only people opposing Islam is goofy xenophobic fuckers like you.

"Apparantely, you don’t care that we’re fighting a War On Terror/Islam, so the U.S. Military should, at the very least, discharge you from the military."

I must have missed the news cast where it was upgraded from just the "War on Terror" to the "War on Terror/Islam". You'd think a new Crusade would make the news.

"Real Americans will want you executed, and if President Bush listens to his base, then he will do so, as well."

Why, exactly, would "real Americans" want the guy executed? Do you really think this is anything new? Conversion to local religions and adoption of local customs by some of the soldiers isn't exactly an uncommon thing when you have your military occupying a foreign land. Seems you're the only one unaware of that.

8/29/2008 6:25:30 PM

breakerslion

Sing-along time!

My authoritarian oppressive bigoted religion is better than your authoritarian oppressive bigoted religion.
My authoritarian oppressive bigoted religion is better than yours.
My authoritarian oppressive bigoted religion is better 'cause, ... um.... uh....

Ok, so I never said I was Bob Dylan!

8/29/2008 6:37:34 PM

GigaGuess

I reiterate this...how many of these fuckers, who act like they've been locked in mortal combat with the eeeeeevil Muslims even knew what Islam was before 9/11. Further, how many d'you think could point out Afghanistan or Iraq on a map?

8/29/2008 7:05:03 PM

Aethernaut

"...and America has had several problems with your kind."

Don't you dare put words in my mouth you fucking bigot!

8/29/2008 7:22:37 PM

tracer

breakerslion :

I think you mean:


"My god's better than your god,
My god's better than yours,
My god's better
'Cause he eats Ken-L-Ration,
My god's better than yours!"

8/29/2008 7:22:55 PM

Old Viking

What GigaGuess says.

8/29/2008 7:27:22 PM
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