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It’s truly disturbing that the liberals have established Global Warming as a religion (with the Goreacle as its highpriest), and now Obama as their messiah.

This is what happens when you are godless hippies.

Navy Vet, WRAL.com 48 Comments [8/30/2008 7:30:09 PM]
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#660696
Goosey

Global warming is not a religion. Who the fuck worships global warming?

And what, precisely, would anyone have to gain from establishing it as a religion?

Moron.

8/30/2008 7:34:25 PM
#660701
nuke

Godless hippies are in the navy. *nodnod*

8/30/2008 7:36:26 PM
#660707
BreeStar

I lol'd.

Oh, wait, you were serious?

8/30/2008 7:38:53 PM
#660712
SurfinSeaOtter


8/30/2008 7:41:59 PM
#660720
RavenWood

LOLWUT?

8/30/2008 7:43:46 PM
#660752
Redface

I hate hippies as much as the next red-blooded american, but this guy? He can go fuck himself.

8/30/2008 7:55:16 PM
#660753
LabRat

The sixties called, they want you to leave.

8/30/2008 7:55:57 PM
#660759
Horsefeathers

Is everything a religion with you people?

8/30/2008 7:57:48 PM
#660762
dsfgsdfg

It's like they think global warming was unknown until Al Gore suddenly came up with it and decided to fool us all.

I'm tired of idiots. I feel I will go berserk one day and rid the world of these deluded idiots.

8/30/2008 7:58:33 PM
#660767
aaa

Get off my internet, granny!

8/30/2008 7:59:32 PM
#660777
John

It’s truly disturbing that the oil companies have established ant-Global Warming as a religion, and dumb-ass rednecks making $8 an hour in some warehouse have bought into it.

8/30/2008 8:02:45 PM
#660778
Old Viking.

This is about as coherent as their thinking gets.

8/30/2008 8:03:02 PM
#660793
Xotan

All Hail to the Holy & Glorious Greenhouse Gasses!

All Hail to the Melting Icecaps!

All Hail to the Shrinking and Lost Glaciers!

All Hail to the Sinking Nation of Tuvalu!

All Hail to the Rising Ocean Levels!

Everything is a religion to these arch gobshites. I think even masturbation is a form of worship to them. Just as well. They are all wankers anyway!

8/30/2008 8:09:35 PM
#660887
Darth Wang

To Christian fundies, everything is a religion except Christianity

8/30/2008 9:37:37 PM
#660889


This kind of right-wing fruitloop voting is the reason we have a draft-dodging war-profiteer, big business ass-lick as a Presidunce.

8/30/2008 9:38:14 PM
#660895
Damen

I think this guy's been out at sea too long. that or he's got a bad case of scurvy.

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@ Horsefeathers #697574: "Is everything a religion with you people?"

Yes. Everything except christianity, which they now claim is a "relationship."

8/30/2008 9:41:03 PM
#660910
Cap'n Mel

Lol. Moron.

8/30/2008 9:47:50 PM
#660952
Headache

I'd rather be a hippie than stupid like you, Navy Vet

8/30/2008 10:15:02 PM
#660965
Allegory for Jesus

"Goreacle"? LOL.

Seriously, not everything is a religion, please FOAD.

8/30/2008 10:25:32 PM
#660974
David B.

Godless hippies like:

Archbishop Tutu.

Archbishop Rowan Williams (head of the Anglican Church).

The Pope.

The Southern Baptist Convention.

And many Evangelists (including the Salvation Army).

8/30/2008 10:28:38 PM
#660994
ID82

They'll make a religion out of anything.

The religion of macintoshism with it's high priest Steve Jobs.

The religion of Microsoftism with it's high priest Bill Gates.

8/30/2008 10:43:15 PM
#661012
Mike

LOL WUT?

8/30/2008 10:52:20 PM
#661021
anonymous_troy

It's disturbing that you make this kinda shit up instead of doing anything.

8/30/2008 10:56:10 PM
#661023
crazyroper

LOL at Goreacle

8/30/2008 10:57:33 PM
#661033
Jay-Sus

Hail the disappearing ice caps!

8/30/2008 11:02:10 PM
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