It’s truly disturbing that the liberals have established Global Warming as a religion (with the Goreacle as its highpriest), and now Obama as their messiah.
This is what happens when you are godless hippies.
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Global warming is not a religion. Who the fuck worships global warming?
And what, precisely, would anyone have to gain from establishing it as a religion?
Moron.
It's like they think global warming was unknown until Al Gore suddenly came up with it and decided to fool us all.
I'm tired of idiots. I feel I will go berserk one day and rid the world of these deluded idiots.
All Hail to the Holy & Glorious Greenhouse Gasses!
All Hail to the Melting Icecaps!
All Hail to the Shrinking and Lost Glaciers!
All Hail to the Sinking Nation of Tuvalu!
All Hail to the Rising Ocean Levels!
Everything is a religion to these arch gobshites. I think even masturbation is a form of worship to them. Just as well. They are all wankers anyway!
I think this guy's been out at sea too long. that or he's got a bad case of scurvy.
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@ Horsefeathers #697574: "Is everything a religion with you people?"
Yes. Everything except christianity, which they now claim is a "relationship."
They'll make a religion out of anything.
The religion of macintoshism with it's high priest Steve Jobs.
The religion of Microsoftism with it's high priest Bill Gates.
It’s truly disturbing that the liberals have established Global Warming as a religion (with the Goreacle as its highpriest), and now Obama as their messiah.
RELIGION DOESN'T WORK THAT WAY! You can't call religion on any and every massively accepted concept you happen to dislike! ARGH!
This is what happens when you are godless hippies.
I'm going to pretend you didn't say that...
Doesn't your own bible tell you to be stewards of the earth? Even then, why would you want to destroy a gift that you believe your god made for you? See, I think you're just using your religion to cover your lazy asses.
You pray to a hippie, long hair, messages of peace, and all.
You're just too fucking stupid to understand that.
@ Nightboomfer
Dubya even claims to be a good steward of the earth, so in their typical way of redefining everything, he's their boy. After all, when they burn this planet up Jebus will give them a brand new, better one.
This is what happens when you are godless hippies.
And a second Venus is what happens when you are a bible-thumping, resource-wasting, environment-trashing fundie who believes that your god's edict of man's "dominion over all" "literally" means burn it all, God will provide!
Oh, I miss the good old days of FSTDT, when they quoted real fundies, not just fucking trolls, like nowadays....
They have also established tsunamis as a religion, and photosynthesis.
The godless hippies are now in their late 60's/early 70's, silly.
Obama is much too right-wing for me, but now that you're saying it, he does have certain qualities similar to the other Messiah. You know the one who was born in the Middle East; what was his name again...?
Confused?
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