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Remember when God created the world? It was by His Word and instantly there it was. The whole world will know when God acts. No one will wonder. It will be supernatural.

His Bride, Rapture Ready 51 Comments [8/30/2008 1:51:26 AM]
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GreenEyedLilo

Remember when God created the world?

That was a little before my time, dear.

8/30/2008 1:53:01 AM



lol!

8/30/2008 2:03:43 AM

Flatworm

Remember when God created the world?


No, do you? Does anybody, for that matter?

8/30/2008 2:04:22 AM

Jay-Sus

Remember when God created the world?

Sorry lady, but I don't.

8/30/2008 2:05:36 AM

Osiris

See this is the problem. God can do this. God can do something so unbelievably fucking awesome that there is no dispute of his veracity. Everyone would be a believer instantly and no one would go to Hell. But he doesn't.

8/30/2008 2:06:35 AM

Horsefeathers

"Remember when God created the world? It was by His Word and instantly there it was."

To quote the fundies: "How do you know, were you there!!!1?1!?"

"The whole world will know when God acts. No one will wonder. It will be supernatural."

Next time you're on your knees babbling to yourself thinking that you're talking to god why don't you tell him to hurry the fuck up. There's a bunch of us down here waiting for something like that to happen.

8/30/2008 2:14:19 AM

Allegory for Jesus

"Remember when God created the world?"

Nope. I wasn't there. Which also obviously means that the world doesn't exist. Thank you Ken Ham!

8/30/2008 2:22:00 AM

anonymous_troy

I remember that. It was right around Last Thursday, right?

8/30/2008 2:23:04 AM

Horsefeathers

@anonymous_troy: It was last Tuesday you heretic!

*runs off to gather wood for the stake*

8/30/2008 2:41:48 AM

Frank

i was having a break during that... hopefully next time ill witness it

8/30/2008 2:42:22 AM

werewolf

Wasn't there. You?

8/30/2008 2:50:09 AM

terrylong

Of course I remember when God created the world...I just can't remember where I left my car keys.

8/30/2008 3:02:37 AM

Patches

God's too busy appearing in trees and sandwiches to act on any global level.

8/30/2008 3:03:50 AM

GigaGuess

Remember when God created the world?
How...old...ARE you?

It was by His Word and instantly there it was.
World's longest instant...SEVEN DAYS.

The whole world will know when God acts.
Really? Because I always thought that every hurricane, tornado and fire is him acting...if that's so, it leaves a lot of room for wonder...

No one will wonder. It will be supernatural.
Eeeyeah. Pardon me if I'm not holding my breath. -_-

8/30/2008 3:07:47 AM

Thejebusfire

Remember when God created the world?
Yeah, and remember that day when Jesus turned water into wine? Boy was that a party.

8/30/2008 3:12:37 AM

stogoe

Remember when God created the world? It was by His Word and instantly there it was.

Were you there? Did you see it? Then it didn't happen.

8/30/2008 3:25:22 AM

Fanatic-Templar

Remember when God created the world?

Redefining 'Young' in 'Young Earth Creationist'.

8/30/2008 3:33:37 AM

SurfinSeaOtter

I WAS THERE!!! God looked at this weird little ball orbiting a star and proclaimed! Hey look! There's little Prokaryotes that are evolving that will some day become man in billions of years!


True story

8/30/2008 4:32:24 AM

Dark_Lord_Prime

"Remember when God created the world? It was by His Word and instantly there it was."

Yet, for some reason, in order to "save" us, he had to go through a long, complex, convoluted process involving impregnating a maiden, being born, living through 30 or so years as a human, being nailed to a cross, dying a slow, agonizing death, being buried in a tomb, resurrecting three days later, then rising physically into the sky to return to "Heaven."

Nevermind all the stuff in the Old Testament where he had to have mere mortals do everything for him.

Did he use up all his magic during those first six days? (I guess that would be why he had to rest on the seventh, huh?)

8/30/2008 4:33:09 AM

freako104

No I don't remember actually. I wasn't there I was born billions of years ex post facto. And we can and will wonder. Whether it has an explanation and whether it was the gods, another supernatural force, etc.

8/30/2008 4:39:21 AM

Michael

Troy & Horsefeathers,
Goddamn you both... It was Wednesday

8/30/2008 4:45:39 AM

Amanda

Remember when God created the world?
(Of course. I believe it was a Thursday...I had just gotten my hair done!)

It was by His Word and instantly there it was.
(and you know this because...)
The whole world will know when God acts. No one will wonder. It will be supernatural. (Great, now I'm humming Santana songs.)

8/30/2008 5:37:04 AM

Grigadil

I was there, and I can say it didn't happen that way at all.

8/30/2008 6:06:05 AM

Michael

It was a Tuesday afternoon an hour after the 2nd episode of "Baywatch" - he liked watching Pamelas tits bouncing.
One day you will find that talking to god is a one-way conversation and in the meantime your pastor is wondering into which overseas account to deposit your contribution.

8/30/2008 6:52:12 AM

Fdragon

How do you know it was instantly there? Are you immortal? Did you see it happen?

For all you know God might have been using metiphor because back then people where as dumb as logs.

Honestly...

8/30/2008 6:52:51 AM
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