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I am having a dreadful case of hurricanitis,

Only cure is the medicine of Rapturitis.

Please Come Quickly, LORD.



and get me ouuuuuuutttttttttaaaaaaaaahhhhhh here. Amen.

SherShalom, Rapture Ready 46 Comments [8/30/2008 7:29:35 PM]
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Submitted By: fritistat
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nuke

Or, you know, preparation or evacution would be a better meditcation than retreating into your imagination...

8/30/2008 7:34:08 PM

Barking Shark, the Negative Creep

-itis = disease. Fail

8/30/2008 7:35:44 PM

SurfinSeaOtter

I got a healthy dose of 30-06itis that will help you on your way

8/30/2008 7:40:19 PM

RavenWood

Drink the Kool Aid already!

8/30/2008 7:45:58 PM

Tina

Inflammation of the hurricane? Inflammation of the rapture is its cure? Wha?

8/30/2008 7:47:13 PM

J. Random Lurker

Cue the "LOL WUT" pear for this one...

8/30/2008 7:47:56 PM

aaa

I'll bring the Kool-aid.

8/30/2008 7:55:57 PM

Laura

Jesus Christ these people are fucking nuts.

8/30/2008 8:01:52 PM

Old Viking.

Now, now. Hurricanes simply demonstrate that God is in a truculent mood.

8/30/2008 8:08:38 PM



I've seen several of these corny semi-rhyming posts on RR in the past few days, from several different people (or at least different usernames). Are they real? I can't believe anyone would really be this bugfuck bizarre...

On second thought...

8/30/2008 8:14:08 PM

Empress

But when hurricane Katrina hit, weren't these same assholes saying it was because NO was such an evil city? Guess it means something different when YOU'RE the victim.

8/30/2008 8:30:52 PM




8/30/2008 8:34:03 PM



I usually get a dreadful case of hurricanitis after I go to margueritaville, and sometimes I do feel like dying the next day.

8/30/2008 8:43:53 PM

atrasicarius

I gotz it.


8/30/2008 10:08:30 PM

Cosmic Muffin

I can sort of relate to that feeling. Many has been the time where I wished that I had a communicator and could just go "Scottie, beam me up!"

8/30/2008 10:14:18 PM

Elphada

*cue REM's End of the World*

shershalom obviously has not witnessed a hurricane or tornado up close and personal. Hey sher! Is that a train I hear? Go outside and check it out. When you're swept up and airborne you'll get a second or 2 to think 'this is it....oh crap.'

8/30/2008 10:23:15 PM



LUL WHUT?

8/30/2008 10:26:03 PM

Jud

None for you.

And you, asshole, should not call yourself "shalom."

You're not even tov, much less shalom.

Fuck you, and your shitty Hebrew.

8/30/2008 10:26:04 PM

Allegory for Jesus

The Rapture will come, SherShalom. But you will need to deliver it. With a shotgun. Amen.

8/30/2008 10:29:40 PM

myheadhurts

Drinking some liquid drainer might help.

8/30/2008 10:45:48 PM

ID82

Hey Rapture tard the hurricane is the rapture go stand in it. Don't worry those 100 mile and hour winds will wisk you away into heaven.

8/30/2008 10:46:14 PM

Jay-Sus

Wrong on so many levels. Sitting in your closed garage with your car running in the only cure.

8/30/2008 10:59:58 PM

GreenEyedLilo

Um, why not pray for your family's and neighbors' safety and for the hurricane to fizzle out, if you're gonna pray?

I am really getting pissed at how people at that board are so in love with the idea of being supernaturally airlifted out and leaving behind a big ol' mess for "unbelievers" to clean up. I'd be a little less pissed if I didn't have relatives who believe like that, and if they didn't vote and stuff.

8/30/2008 11:06:05 PM

Reverend Jeremiah

YES..PLEASE LORD..COME AND RAPTURE YOUR FOLLOWERS SO THE REST OF US CAN HAVE SOME PEACE..

p.s. - can you take the muslims with you too? Amen.

8/31/2008 12:47:23 AM

approximate

Your lard will come when he's finished fucking all of you and not before.

8/31/2008 7:22:35 AM
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