I am having a dreadful case of hurricanitis,
Only cure is the medicine of Rapturitis.
Please Come Quickly, LORD.
and get me ouuuuuuutttttttttaaaaaaaaahhhhhh here. Amen.
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*cue REM's End of the World*
shershalom obviously has not witnessed a hurricane or tornado up close and personal. Hey sher! Is that a train I hear? Go outside and check it out. When you're swept up and airborne you'll get a second or 2 to think 'this is it....oh crap.'
None for you.
And you, asshole, should not call yourself "shalom."
You're not even tov, much less shalom.
Fuck you, and your shitty Hebrew.
Um, why not pray for your family's and neighbors' safety and for the hurricane to fizzle out, if you're gonna pray?
I am really getting pissed at how people at that board are so in love with the idea of being supernaturally airlifted out and leaving behind a big ol' mess for "unbelievers" to clean up. I'd be a little less pissed if I didn't have relatives who believe like that, and if they didn't vote and stuff.
Instead of leaving town, SherShalom stood in the middle of Hurricane Gustav with a Bible, praying for the Rapture when he was electrocuted after high winds knocked a power line down on him.
God helps those who help themselves, correct?
"I am having a dreadful case of hurricanitis"
"Only cure is the medicine of Rapturitis."
I am having a terrible case of Fundyitis. The only cure is for all of you Raptards is to drink the Kool-Aid.
"Please Come Quickly, LORD"
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You dirty bugger.
Just ask yourself, SherShalom, WHY the Rupture hasn't happened yet, if we're in the so-called 'End Times'*? And if you possess a shred of intelligence, you'll realise that every day the (C)Rapture hasn't happened, is another day that we Atheists are proved right.
*- "Our earth is degenerate in these latter days. There are signs that the world is speedily coming to an end. Bribery and corruption are common, Children no longer obey their parents. Every man wants to write a book, and the end of the world evidently is approaching."
-Assyrian tablet circa 2800 BCE
You know, with the "Please Come Quickly, LORD.
" and the long, drawn out word in the middle, it sounds like someone was fucking god.
So, how did it work for you, that cure? All better now?
You could always get a life. Adopt a child from the Sudan (for example), who would otherwise starve to death in a week or two. That would keep you occupied. And it would be a very Christian thing to do.
Hold your breath.
Please.
"Only cure is the medicine of Rapturitis."
- So your so-called medicine is a disease (note the suffix "itis.") I truly wish you could see the irony of what you have written,
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