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#659898
Moon Wolfhowl
"Jesus teaches in Matthew 18:3 that in order to enter the kingdom of heaven, we must come as a child."
This......This is just too easy.
What about when I was around...12? Is that young enough?
8/30/2008 6:12:19 AM
#659901
LOLWUT
Children believe all sorts of things; the boogeyman in the closet, the monster under the bed, the tooth fairy and santa. Then they grow up, come to their senses and start worshipping a 2000 year old carpenter...
(Yeah, I was partly inspired by a Bart Simpson quote there.)
8/30/2008 6:13:23 AM
#659902
Jay-Sus
Jesus teaches in Matthew 18:3 that in order to enter the kingdom of heaven, we must come as a child.
And where did Jesus touch you?
8/30/2008 6:13:36 AM
#659904
Mortok
So you admit that the goal of your religion is to keep everyone stupid?
8/30/2008 6:15:17 AM
#659906
Green
"It is tragic to find a fearful, non-trusting, and suspicious child while cruising the mall parking lot."
Fixed
8/30/2008 6:15:38 AM
#659942
poor reasoning is also symptomatic.
8/30/2008 6:48:01 AM
#659986
approximate
Just like the apple shit in the Garden of Eden: "get smart and I'll fucketh you over", sayeth the lard.
Bite me.
8/30/2008 7:12:21 AM
#660036
JonathanE
I agree, that when grown, mature, rational humans revert to a child's mindset regarding the world and their place in it, it is symptomatic of "emotional" damage. Emotional damage results in mental illness. You should seek professional help, really.
8/30/2008 7:41:31 AM
#660047
werewolf
I don't think it means what you think it means.
8/30/2008 7:49:54 AM
#660068
Nowonmai
So go get a lobotomy and shut the hell up.
8/30/2008 8:19:41 AM
#660102
Dark_Lord_Prime
"Jesus teaches in Matthew 18:3 that in order to enter the kingdom of heaven, we must come as a child."
When I discovered masturbation as a child, believe me, I came. A lot.
8/30/2008 8:39:58 AM
#660105
vampirehummingbird
"Jesus teaches in Matthew 18:3 that in order to enter the kingdom of heaven, we must come as a child. Without child-like faith we cannot experience the Kingdom."
I wondered where priests got their ideas.
8/30/2008 8:45:21 AM
#660145
SideSwipe
so...in order to accept religious 'truths' one must be naive + gullible?
i find no reason to disagree with you.
8/30/2008 9:31:24 AM
#660266
Princess Rot
Trusssst in meee...
8/30/2008 12:01:33 PM
#660273
Firthy2002
This explains a lot.
8/30/2008 12:07:37 PM
#660298
aaa
We prefer to be adults.
8/30/2008 12:36:09 PM
#660377
Jesus teaches in Matthew 18:3 that in order to enter the kingdom of heaven, we must come as a child.
Fucking idiot. Kids can't have orgasms:P.
8/30/2008 2:14:41 PM
#660411
HypnoToad
Huh... You'd figure something like this would make them more pro-abortion, but noooo...
8/30/2008 2:51:04 PM
#660434
Why is this fundie? They have an odd belief, but this person doesn't seem likely from this statement to hurt anyone or force it on them. You know there are people with odd beliefs that are nice people, right?
8/30/2008 3:10:00 PM
#660484
creatrix
or being raised by religious kooks...
8/30/2008 4:18:30 PM
#660626
Reverend Jeremiah
"Jesus teaches in Matthew 18:3.."
..who gives a good god damn! Your Jesus hasnt done a god damn thing for this world except to be fuel for ignorance. Jesus is a fucking myth you bullying ass hole.. go get a fucking education prick!
8/30/2008 6:37:38 PM
#660897
Old Viking.
Want to have some fun? Take your child-like faith into a longshoreman's bar in Hoboken and shout, "I can lick any man in the place."
8/30/2008 9:42:00 PM
#668136
Android R
Which is why abortion is good. It gets babies into heaven faster.
9/4/2008 6:17:48 AM
#668260
Michael
The mark of a true Christian is to quote only one verse whilst ignoring the other 30+ verses that contradict.
These are symptoms of brainwashed delusion.
In the meantime Dele can Genesis 24:2 himself.
9/4/2008 10:17:13 AM
#1064448
FSMpirate
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Perfect example of ruining someones life, father...
11/30/2009 6:27:49 AM
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