9/21/2008 2:17:13 AM
He only got 4 years?
9/21/2008 5:58:49 AM
Yep. Happens all the time.
3/20/2009 1:29:00 PM
7/25/2009 3:58:36 PM
Don't tell me, the other one slipped after having earlier removed her knickers because she though a bee had crawled in them and unfortunately fell against you, knocking your belt undone and causing your pants to fall to the floor. As you fell backwards onto the couch the unfortunate girl's heel caught in your underwear and dragged it down also, whereupon the passage of the elastic caused your member to flick up at the precise moment the girl completed her fall into your lap, perfectly explaining the situation you were found in.
Say no more. I mean, what man hasn't had the exact same thing happen to them?
7/25/2009 4:15:44 PM
This could be from a Muslim version of a cheesy British sit-com. You could call it "Allah, Allah".
Imam: [enters room and finds Hussain in flagrante with a woman] "Farooq! What are you doing with that woman?!"
Farooq: [thinks fast] "You stupid imam! Can you not see that this poor unfortunate girl is suffering from heat stroke and I was just cooling her off with ice from this nearby bucket?"
Imam: [suspiciously] "But why are you rubbing it on her exposed nipples?"
Farooq: "Because, being red and engorged, they are obviously where her overly hot blood is closest to the surface of the skin. What? Did you think I was enjoying this?! Had her life not been at stake I would rather have poked out my eyes that stare at her firm young breasts. And it is only the necessity of my actions that have prevented me from striking off my own hands for touching her disgracefully smooth soft skin. Why, had I but had a cup to hand I would have caught the dripping water in that and not thought to lap it from her sweet flesh with my tongue! I am shocked, shocked, that you would think otherwise!"
Imam: [chastened] "Oh forgive me Farooq! I had quite forgotten how selflessly you look after the welfare of these girls. I shall go pray to Allah to strip these baseless suspicions from my mind right away."
Farooq: "You do that!" [pauses] "Oh, and on your way could you get the maid to bring up some more ice?"
7/25/2009 4:25:19 PM
I'm sorry, but you're not in the hentai world, and stuff like that does not happen in the real world...
3/7/2013 9:11:19 PM
Taking blaming the victim to a whole new level.
3/7/2013 9:57:44 PM
Holy shit, what an evil individual.
SICK, SICK BASTARDS.
Whats worse is, he'll probably get away with it, considering the general acceptance of pedophilia by these fundies.
3/8/2013 11:44:40 AM
Why do leaders in the Abrahamic religions love having sex with children? Probably just so they can blame it on the gays.
3/8/2013 5:46:24 PM
I had hoped that mosque leaders were more intelligent than this. To most grown ups, abusing girls is heinous, and they would push the girl away if she tried to do anything like that. Or is he saying that she's too strong or manipulative? Then we're back to the "more intelligent than this" problem.
3/9/2013 3:56:01 AM