Professor Cold Heart
Oh, Stan and Liz. You and your frogs.
10/6/2008 11:48:34 AM
It's tough when you want to hump a unicorn but can't afford one.
10/6/2008 1:23:42 PM
There aren't many items fundies don't say are satanic.
10/6/2008 1:40:14 PM
Dolls have many functions, putting pins into them isn't what 'voodoo' (or Vodun) actually means, If God created animals then he created owls and frogs, a horse with a horn doesn't light my fire at all... I give up!
10/6/2008 2:14:10 PM
Strigidaephobics should DIAF!
10/6/2008 2:17:59 PM
"owls caused cancer"
I have been saying this for years! For some reason the NIH still refuses to fund any of my grant proposals!
10/6/2008 2:23:10 PM
Madrak is how illiterates spell 'Mandrake', which is a magical plant of great psychotic power. The fact that it's a deliriant hallucinogenic serves well to explain the obvious slobbering ignorant freakiness of these people.
10/6/2008 2:30:27 PM
My sister looked uncannily like Marilyn Monroe when she had blonde hair.
2/10/2009 10:27:00 AM
sorry but i will not get rid of my magic Bullets that punish all without distinction.
4/3/2009 11:37:05 AM
Greatest comedy thats for free....theology.
4/16/2009 11:17:18 PM
"We put the best in bestiality."
4/17/2009 1:25:47 AM
Came to you for DELIVERANCE?
So, I take it you brutally raped her?
10/6/2010 6:02:13 PM
There are unicorns in the Bible, and they're described in praiseful terms — http://john.do/blog/there-are-unicorns-in-the-bible/
So, to make my home unicorn-free, I must either remove the Bible from my house or I must mutilate the Bible by scissoring out all its praiseful mentions of unicorns.
Unicorns are REAL ... The Bible tells me so!
12/18/2011 1:06:51 AM
Dolls levitate? Owls cause cancer?
Is there absolutely no limit to the crap which these idiots believe?
12/18/2011 1:13:38 AM
wow , you got the DELUXE Chucky doll.
I dont give a HOOT about Owls.
Can you destroy any owl to cure cancer , or do you have to find the right one ?
So you dont follow the idea that the CIA or the mafia snuffed marilyn because of her involvement with the Kenndy brothers ?
12/18/2011 10:00:44 AM
I understand how unicorns can be connected with lust, but how do they affect financial problems? And why I am even discussing this as though it were a rational question?
12/18/2011 8:46:34 PM