Stan and Elizabeth Madrak, Demonbuster

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Look through your home as you pray and the Lord will let you know what items need to be destroyed that have become an idol to you. Any type of collection - dolls (roots come from voodoo), owls and frogs (abominations to the Lord, as stated in the Bible), unicorns (lust and financial problems), etc. You may have only one or two of these items, but they are just as deadly as a collection. We have read and heard countless testimonies of what these items can do. Dolls levitate, walk and talk; owls caused cancer and when destroyed the person was totally healed. Please pray and seek the Lord regarding which items you must destroy. With pictures of movie stars you form a soul tie. One example is of a woman who came to us for DELIVERANCE from men and drugs. As I was praying for her the Lord impressed that the picture of Marilyn Monroe that was hanging above her bed was part of the problem. Marilyn Monroe had trouble with men and drugs and she died because of it.

Stan and Elizabeth Madrak, Demonbuster 16 Comments [8/31/2008 2:17:10 PM]
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#709452

Professor Cold Heart

Oh, Stan and Liz. You and your frogs.

10/6/2008 11:48:34 AM

#709507

Carbonated Margarine

It's tough when you want to hump a unicorn but can't afford one.

10/6/2008 1:23:42 PM

#709517

Freboy

There aren't many items fundies don't say are satanic.

10/6/2008 1:40:14 PM

#709557

Hasher

Dolls have many functions, putting pins into them isn't what 'voodoo' (or Vodun) actually means, If God created animals then he created owls and frogs, a horse with a horn doesn't light my fire at all... I give up!

10/6/2008 2:14:10 PM

#709565

Navelgazer

Strigidaephobics should DIAF!

10/6/2008 2:17:59 PM

#709572

El Guapo

"owls caused cancer"

I have been saying this for years! For some reason the NIH still refuses to fund any of my grant proposals!

10/6/2008 2:23:10 PM

#709584

Grigadil

Madrak is how illiterates spell 'Mandrake', which is a magical plant of great psychotic power. The fact that it's a deliriant hallucinogenic serves well to explain the obvious slobbering ignorant freakiness of these people.

10/6/2008 2:30:27 PM

#891226

Kitourahime

My sister looked uncannily like Marilyn Monroe when she had blonde hair.

2/10/2009 10:27:00 AM

#933620

Der kaspar

sorry but i will not get rid of my magic Bullets that punish all without distinction.

4/3/2009 11:37:05 AM

#941221

KillerOfTheSun

Greatest comedy thats for free....theology.

4/16/2009 11:17:18 PM

#941246

Atheismo

www.unicornporn.com

"We put the best in bestiality."

4/17/2009 1:25:47 AM

#1215573

Lizuka

Came to you for DELIVERANCE?

So, I take it you brutally raped her?

10/6/2010 6:02:13 PM

#1358665

KateGladstone

There are unicorns in the Bible, and they're described in praiseful terms — http://john.do/blog/there-are-unicorns-in-the-bible/
So, to make my home unicorn-free, I must either remove the Bible from my house or I must mutilate the Bible by scissoring out all its praiseful mentions of unicorns.
Unicorns are REAL ... The Bible tells me so!

12/18/2011 1:06:51 AM

#1358666

Justanotheratheist

Dolls levitate? Owls cause cancer?

Is there absolutely no limit to the crap which these idiots believe?

12/18/2011 1:13:38 AM

#1358746

wow , you got the DELUXE Chucky doll.

I dont give a HOOT about Owls.

Can you destroy any owl to cure cancer , or do you have to find the right one ?

So you dont follow the idea that the CIA or the mafia snuffed marilyn because of her involvement with the Kenndy brothers ?

12/18/2011 10:00:44 AM

#1358921

Sasha

I understand how unicorns can be connected with lust, but how do they affect financial problems? And why I am even discussing this as though it were a rational question?

12/18/2011 8:46:34 PM