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The Democrat Communist Party, which wants morally corrupted youth, and a morally corrupted society which is too blind to see the moral corruption of the Democrat Party.

Athiests, criminals, perverts, smut and porn peddlers such as Hollywood, the ACLU.

Homosexuals who insist on practicing feces tube dwelling, an abomination to Christianity.

Lesbians who insist on doing their dildo and other acts on women.

Big government fanatics who want to replace God with themselves.

jim, Tehachapi News 36 Comments [8/30/2008 7:06:14 PM]
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343panic

An English teacher would say that there isn't a singe complete sentence in there.
Just objects and descriptions. More like a list really with no clear purpose.

8/30/2008 7:15:13 PM

ArmandT

GOD is not spelled GOP!!!

And the Democrats have more morals than you fuckers ever will. At least with better healthcare and Social Security they follow Jesus' teachings of loving thy neighbour.

And dude, with that imagination of yours I wonder if you're hiding something up your ass.

8/30/2008 7:27:58 PM

BreeStar

I challenge you to point to the passage in the Bible that says that God is a Republican.

8/30/2008 7:32:22 PM

RavenWood

Republicans have expanded government powers to epic proportions in the last 8 years. Pull your head out of the sand and you'll see that.

And what two consenting adults do in their own bedrooms is none of your fucking business (barring cooking meth or something).

8/30/2008 7:33:35 PM

worldsend


8/30/2008 7:37:03 PM

aaa

Get a brain, fool.

8/30/2008 7:37:36 PM

Panz

"Athiests, criminals, perverts, smut and porn peddlers such as Hollywood, the ACLU"
And priests....

"Homosexuals who insist on practicing feces tube dwelling, an abomination to Christianity."
I never read that anywhere....though for the amount of time you all complain about it, I think you're A, jealous people are getting laid and you're not, or B, you are yourself a repressed closet homo that can't deal with your own desires.

"Lesbians who insist on doing their dildo and other acts on women. "
If you do not find this attractive, you are not human or you are a gay male...i'll let you answer that one.

"Big government fanatics who want to replace God with themselves."
Last I checked, God was supposed to me nowhere in government...but hey, why follow them there papers the Framers decided to write with all them fancy letters on what you can and can't do.

Someone needs to figure how to hack christian forums and place the giant packman oppression chart as their default start page

8/30/2008 7:42:52 PM

Tina

I'm a lesbian who would never ever use a dildo. Am I okay, then?? Oh wait, other acts. Darn.

8/30/2008 7:50:05 PM

blah

THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY ISN'T EVEN FUCKING LEFT-WING


AGHAHGHGFAAHHGHHAHGHGHAG

8/30/2008 8:03:53 PM

Laura

BLAH BLAH BLAH commie Demoncrats, perverts, ACLU, gays, Hollywood BLAH BLAH.

8/30/2008 8:10:39 PM

Old Viking.

We admit to these minor flaws, but we throw great picnics.

8/30/2008 8:23:44 PM

Xotan

Just on a point of information, many homosexuals do not practice anal sex. Of those who do, most in the western world are abstemious about cleanliness, ensuring that the anal passage is vacated, clean and appropriately washed out.

It's probably too much information for most decent people, but the prurience of Christians demands that they be informed, so that they cannot use such misunderstandings to marshall unfounded disgust as a support for their bigotry.

Finally, heterosexuals who also engage in anal sex, should be aware of such matters of cleanliness too.

8/30/2008 8:31:37 PM

GreenEyedLilo

Yeah, that's what I like about the Democratic party, too. Except for the big government bit, of course. Isn't that actually far more of a *Republican* thing now?

The description of lesbians made me all sad. I don't get to do my dildo and other acts nearly often enough, alas. :'-(

8/30/2008 10:20:37 PM

Jud

Psst! Lesbians aren't dildo fixated, numbnuts. I know it strokes your ego to think that phalluses = sex, but the majority of lesbians have sex without any the majority of the time.


They don't need you, or a substitute for you. There's tits involved.

8/30/2008 10:28:30 PM

Jay-Sus

You were homeschooled weren't you? The lack of proper grammar is proof.

8/30/2008 10:38:24 PM

Empress

I get the distinct impression that jim was jacking off while he wrote this.

8/30/2008 10:43:11 PM

crazyroper

The 4th line is just hilarious.

8/30/2008 10:51:32 PM

Allegory for Jesus

"which wants morally corrupted youth, and a morally corrupted society which is too blind to see the moral corruption of the Democrat Party."

By your definition of "moral", that is probably true. Why anyone should give a damn is beyond me.

"Athiests, criminals, perverts, smut and porn peddlers such as Hollywood, the ACLU."

Criminals and perverts? You know what they say about glass houses...

Anyway, the porn peddlers are A-Okay by me. So, what's your problem, hmmm?

" Homosexuals who insist on practicing feces tube dwelling, an abomination to Christianity."

As is pretty much every other human behavior. God pretty much everything short of breathing a sin, so I am not honestly sure why you think we should care that he mentioned "teh gehy" on a few occassions.

"Lesbians who insist on doing their dildo and other acts on women."

I get the feeling that you are keeping a certain group of those evil communist democrats in business with your...errmmm...purchases. Am I on the right track, here?

"Big government fanatics who want to replace God with themselves."

Somebody needs to fill the void.

8/30/2008 10:58:51 PM

Alcari

feces tube dwelling,

BWHAHAHAHAHA

8/31/2008 1:50:01 AM

Lulzmonger

And where does it say that God supports any political movement?

8/31/2008 8:42:02 AM

Aethernaut

Besides the other tripe, "big government fanatics?!" Hey Jim, have you taken a look at the Republican party lately?

8/31/2008 10:00:16 AM

Sasha

Is this supposed to be some kind of argument against voting Democrat?

8/31/2008 7:05:46 PM

oh_come_on

Word sandwich.

8/31/2008 7:17:22 PM

Barikada

"Homosexuals who insist on practicing feces tube dwelling" That's hobos, not homos.

9/1/2008 12:40:51 AM

Moon Wolfhowl

The ACLU gives out porn?

9/1/2008 1:06:27 AM
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