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Priest Cyril Papudov is driving police potty - with a field of cannabis he claims is a gift from God.

Father Cyril has been arrested seven times but police have never been able to catch him actually cultivating the drugs crop.

"He claims the cannabis seeded by itself and is part of God's gift of nature and nothing to do with him," said one police source in Petrich, south west Bulgaria.

Father Cyril Papudov, http://www.austriantimes.at/index.php?id=8322 12 Comments [8/31/2008 8:05:08 PM]
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Submitted By: Bert
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Needs more ganja.

12/6/2008 2:35:11 PM

Marc

"He claims the cannabis seeded by itself and is part of God's gift of nature and nothing to do with him,"

Suuureee it is, padre. And the Easter Bunny left this open bottle of beer right next to my steering wheel.

12/6/2008 2:57:10 PM

Belquer

Nope, your just a small time drug dealer.

12/6/2008 2:59:37 PM

Darwin

BONG HITS FOR JESUS!

12/6/2008 5:38:52 PM

Tearlich

"Just so I don't feel all alone, everyone must get stoned for Jebus."

12/6/2008 5:45:04 PM

Canadiest

they should check him out at 4.20, shoddy police work that.

Bob know

12/7/2008 3:19:56 PM

Caretaker

Awesome XD Maybe he misinterpreted the part about stoning people?

I like his version better :3

12/7/2008 4:27:56 PM

a mind far far away

That's some heavy duty praying right there. If god is so nice, why doesn't he bring me a case of beer? I sure could use a cold one right now. Especially after reading this.

12/7/2008 4:34:13 PM

Lilith

Not terribly fundy, but a mighty humerous excuse that says more about poor policing in Petrich than anything else.

12/7/2008 5:19:26 PM

Efrain

I agree it's a gift of god, but I doubt it planted itself.

4/4/2009 5:17:03 PM

Philbert McAdamia

I wonder if the Goddidit defense would work in the bible belt.

4/4/2009 5:36:16 PM

PinkRangerV

Well, that priest has chutzpah...

1/20/2012 4:22:50 PM
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