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#798968
aaa
Needs more ganja.
12/6/2008 2:35:11 PM
#798981
Marc
"He claims the cannabis seeded by itself and is part of God's gift of nature and nothing to do with him,"
Suuureee it is, padre. And the Easter Bunny left this open bottle of beer right next to my steering wheel.
12/6/2008 2:57:10 PM
#798987
Belquer
Nope, your just a small time drug dealer.
12/6/2008 2:59:37 PM
#799085
Darwin
BONG HITS FOR JESUS!
12/6/2008 5:38:52 PM
#799092
Tearlich
"Just so I don't feel all alone, everyone must get stoned for Jebus."
12/6/2008 5:45:04 PM
#800063
Canadiest
they should check him out at 4.20, shoddy police work that.
Bob know
12/7/2008 3:19:56 PM
#800133
Caretaker
Awesome XD Maybe he misinterpreted the part about stoning people?
I like his version better :3
12/7/2008 4:27:56 PM
#800139
a mind far far away
That's some heavy duty praying right there. If god is so nice, why doesn't he bring me a case of beer? I sure could use a cold one right now. Especially after reading this.
12/7/2008 4:34:13 PM
#800186
Lilith
Not terribly fundy, but a mighty humerous excuse that says more about poor policing in Petrich than anything else.
12/7/2008 5:19:26 PM
#934270
Efrain
I agree it's a gift of god, but I doubt it planted itself.
4/4/2009 5:17:03 PM
#934271
Philbert McAdamia
I wonder if the Goddidit defense would work in the bible belt.
4/4/2009 5:36:16 PM
#1367978
PinkRangerV
Well, that priest has chutzpah...
1/20/2012 4:22:50 PM
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