Needs more ganja.
12/6/2008 2:35:11 PM
"He claims the cannabis seeded by itself and is part of God's gift of nature and nothing to do with him,"
Suuureee it is, padre. And the Easter Bunny left this open bottle of beer right next to my steering wheel.
12/6/2008 2:57:10 PM
Nope, your just a small time drug dealer.
12/6/2008 2:59:37 PM
BONG HITS FOR JESUS!
12/6/2008 5:38:52 PM
"Just so I don't feel all alone, everyone must get stoned for Jebus."
12/6/2008 5:45:04 PM
they should check him out at 4.20, shoddy police work that.
12/7/2008 3:19:56 PM
Awesome XD Maybe he misinterpreted the part about stoning people?
I like his version better :3
12/7/2008 4:27:56 PM
a mind far far away
That's some heavy duty praying right there. If god is so nice, why doesn't he bring me a case of beer? I sure could use a cold one right now. Especially after reading this.
12/7/2008 4:34:13 PM
Not terribly fundy, but a mighty humerous excuse that says more about poor policing in Petrich than anything else.
12/7/2008 5:19:26 PM
I agree it's a gift of god, but I doubt it planted itself.
4/4/2009 5:17:03 PM
I wonder if the Goddidit defense would work in the bible belt.
4/4/2009 5:36:16 PM
Well, that priest has chutzpah...
1/20/2012 4:22:50 PM