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Most churches only throw stones when they hear about homosexuals wanting to do certain things without acknowledging their sin and praying for forgiveness. Many of those same churches will gladly accept homosexuals that stop being homosexual.

LordJedi, Originaltrilogy.com 8 Comments [8/31/2008 4:26:14 PM]
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Submitted By: Sean
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FSMpirate

... "only throw stones when they hear about homosexuals wanting to do certain things without acknowledging their sin and praying for forgiveness."

Like... exist?

Fuck you.

11/25/2009 8:59:20 AM



/Many of those same churches will gladly accept homosexuals that stop being homosexual./

Just like many of those same churches in the 1950's would have gladly accepted blacks who stopped being black. See the problem here?

11/25/2009 9:35:11 AM

Dr. Shrinker

Isn't forgiveness a matter between the sinner and Jesus? Ah, but that would take away your god-given right to point fingers and cry, "sinner!" There's no point in being a Christian if you can't do that, right LordJedi?

11/25/2009 9:51:17 AM

Anonymous Tau

Unfortunately, at least with the catholics, this is quite true.

The fundie is trying to say that the homosexuals need to stay in the closet so they don't offend the good christians.

Bigot.

8/20/2010 7:09:51 AM

JSS

Most radical Muslims only throw stones when they hear about Christians wanting to worship Jesus. Many of those same Muslims will gladly accept Christians that convert to Islam.


3/5/2011 8:33:52 PM

Crimson Lizard

What's Christian about Star Wars? LordJedi, aren't you aware that the Force is a heretical concept by practically any church's standards!

PERSECUTE! KILL THE HERETIC! [/Monty Python]

Silliness aside, what I'm getting out of this is that homosexuals shouldn't exist without begging the church for forgiveness. Probably the same way the early church felt women should be ashamed of themselves 24/7 simply for being female.

Guess what: No one needs your permission to exist.

7/12/2012 1:59:04 PM



Call me when you can change your eye color on a whim. And contacts don't count.

4/2/2013 12:30:08 AM

Swede

Acceptance. That word does not mean what you think it does.

Churches actually throw stones?

What is their sin? Working on the Sabbath? Eating shellfish? Wearing poly-blends? Touching a menstruating woman? Rotating the crop wrongly? Providing the wrong kind of burnt offering?

4/2/2013 1:53:44 AM
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