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Personally, I believe that the rapture is not only imminent, it is eminently appealing in it's imminence. In fact, when the rapture commences I believe that I will be rapidly raptured. But no more rapidly than other rapturees. Righty-o?

BlessedAssurance, Rapture Ready 43 Comments [8/29/2008 9:05:48 PM]
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Submitted By: fritistat
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#659119
Zoranax

Uhh...

8/29/2008 9:10:41 PM
#659123
Illuminatalie

First Idiot: Well left.

Second Idiot: Well played.

Third Idiot: Well well.

Fourth Idiot: Well bred.

Fifth Idiot: (dies) Ah!

8/29/2008 9:11:46 PM
#659126
Amanda

Righty-wrong.

8/29/2008 9:26:12 PM
#659128
aaa

Right...

8/29/2008 9:26:33 PM
#659134
Grigadil

These people need to work closely with Wile E. Coyote.

8/29/2008 9:33:10 PM
#659137
dpareja

I think this is Poe.

8/29/2008 9:34:42 PM
#659138
F

"Righty-o"? Is this Felixthecat?

8/29/2008 9:36:46 PM
#659142
Mike

If I hear rapture one more time, I'll break your eardrums.

8/29/2008 9:40:49 PM
#659170
demodocos

Uses words like "imminent" and "eminent" without making spelling errors, talks about "rapidly raptured rapturees" and ends post with "Righty-o?".

Probably Poe.

8/29/2008 9:57:23 PM
#659182
Osiris

He use Rapture 4 times and in three different ways.

8/29/2008 10:02:59 PM
#659200
Tsog-Sothotha

Poe, but a damn funny one.

8/29/2008 10:12:21 PM
#659240
RI

So he's a Rapidly Raptured Rapture Ready Reader.

8/29/2008 10:31:03 PM
#659265
Old Viking

Eminently imminent. Got it.

8/29/2008 10:39:54 PM
#659333
Distind

How rapidly would a rapture rapture rapturees if a rapture could rapture rapturees.

I'm fairly sure it's a poe, but it's funny enough it stays.

I'll check out giving it a 'poe of the month' award or some such.

8/29/2008 10:57:23 PM
#659339
kingoftheheavies

So now we have different levels of rapturing?

Like the stupid color-code chart from homeland security?

Ghey.

8/29/2008 10:59:19 PM
#659341
Jay-Sus

I've never heard a Rapture Ready Tard use the word Rapture this many times. Poe.

8/29/2008 10:59:43 PM
#659428
GreenEyedLilo

Real rapture enthusiasts don't do cute or clever. Total poe.

8/29/2008 11:41:50 PM
#659441
John

"Blessed" is an idiot, but he gets points for knowing the difference between imminent and eminent, and spelling them both correctly ... Carico, is that you?

8/29/2008 11:46:51 PM
#659474
Ken1971

Dr. Seuss is a poe. Who knew?

8/30/2008 12:02:13 AM
#659489
ID82

It's just too silly it has to be a poe.

8/30/2008 12:08:25 AM
#659588
tracer

Commence the eminent imminence!

8/30/2008 1:12:25 AM
#659658
Rambler

He's going to strap rockets to him so when it starts he'll get a big boost.

8/30/2008 2:03:01 AM
#659691
werewolf

Well, toodles, then. Don't buy any wooden demons.

8/30/2008 2:15:54 AM
#659741
Allegory for Jesus

D.R.U.N.K.

8/30/2008 2:53:11 AM
#659769
GigaGuess

That has *got* to be a Poe.

8/30/2008 3:22:44 AM
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