Personally, I believe that the rapture is not only imminent, it is eminently appealing in it's imminence. In fact, when the rapture commences I believe that I will be rapidly raptured. But no more rapidly than other rapturees. Righty-o?
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How rapidly would a rapture rapture rapturees if a rapture could rapture rapturees.
I'm fairly sure it's a poe, but it's funny enough it stays.
I'll check out giving it a 'poe of the month' award or some such.
"Blessed" is an idiot, but he gets points for knowing the difference between imminent and eminent, and spelling them both correctly ... Carico, is that you?
So, there is a rate-of-rapture...
Where, precicly, in the Bible does it say this?
"I say, you seem to be peeing upon my leg."
Ah, quite right, it seems your leg has intercepted my peeing.
"Yes, and if you move a small step to the left, you will see that you will cease to pee upon my leg"
Quite right, and if you make a small step to the left, you will see that your leg will be ceased to be pee'd upon.
And on with the rest of the show
That's how much this poster inspired me to think of weirdness
If it were done when ’tis done, then ’twere well
It were done quickly: if the assassination
Could trammel up the consequence, and catch
With his surcease success; that but this blow
Might be the be-all and the end-all here,
But here, upon this bank and shoal of time,
We’ld jump the life to come. But in these cases
We still have judgment here; that we but teach
Bloody instructions, which, being taught, return
To plague the inventor: this even-handed justice
Commends the ingredients of our poison’d chalice
To our own lips.
When the very moist Stephen Fry (for it is he), Alan Davies & co. on the BBC comedy panel game "QI" can rip the piss out of your (C)Rapture - even Ruptured Retards itself, no less - in front of millions of British TV viewers: and still be proved right in what he says every time the clock strikes midnight after all these years, you know you've got problems.
The Rapture is imminent
-Stephen Fry
Never mind your BuyBull, you'd better crack open the Oxford English Dictionary to the page where it says 'Imminent' and read the definition of that word, if you know what's good for you.
If you dare , that is: certainly for the sake of your Millerite heresy -based 'Belie fs'.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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