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I saw a Angel. When I was in 3 grade. Angel spoke to my heart and said, "Don't be afraid. Your God sent me to comfort you." I was in a new school and every kid didn't like me one bit.



Doesn't matter what you guys say. But I'll keep on praying for your souls.

When I was a little kid after I saw SNOW WHITE. I asked, "God please let me go out with a girl that looks like Snow White." When the pray came true was in 2003.

(Think you've been sniffing some glue)


Nice try but I can't smell. God bless you and your family.

KingKakashi(LoneWolf1984), narutomania 72 Comments [8/29/2008 4:36:21 AM]
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Dark_Lord_Prime

"I saw a Angel. When I was in 3 grade."

So this was last year, then?


"Angel spoke to my heart and said, "Don't be afraid. Your God sent me to comfort you." I was in a new school and every kid didn't like me one bit."

Yep, kids that age often invent invisible friends to play with when the other real kids don't want to.


"When I was a little kid after I saw SNOW WHITE. I asked, "God please let me go out with a girl that looks like Snow White." When the pray came true was in 2003."

That was Disneyland. Those girls are paid to dress like that, and getting your picture taken with them =/= a date.

8/29/2008 4:41:24 AM

approximate

LW got a date? Either the girl was drunk, stoned, and as dumb as he is or he's packing 18" of meat. (and she was drunk, stoned, and as dumb as he is)

8/29/2008 4:47:43 AM

J-Hay

"Nice try but I can't smell"

What the fuck? Well, now that I think about it, it does explain a lot. You can't smell because you can't breathe through your nose which means not enough oxygen is getting through to your brain which explains why you're such an enormous retard.

8/29/2008 4:48:19 AM

clockworkgirl21

So, instead of helping the homeless, God helped you the first day of school? Great.

8/29/2008 4:49:37 AM



something exactly like this was posted from him before

still a nutter

8/29/2008 4:49:48 AM

Jay-Sus

When I was a little kid after I saw SNOW WHITE. I asked, "God please let me go out with a girl that looks like Snow White." When the pray came true was in 2003.

The only difference is she didn't eat a poison apple. She ate a grenade to get away from your stupidity.

8/29/2008 4:50:08 AM

M.M.

I was in a new school and every kid didn't like me one bit.

Big surprise.

8/29/2008 4:54:00 AM

DaMentalFunism

BAD WOLF.

8/29/2008 4:55:18 AM

Fartinanelevator

Why do you always type "Snow White" in all capitals?

From another quote:

"Sense I was a kid after I'd saw SNOW WHITE & 7 dwarfs. I'd wanted to have girlfriend that look like SNOW WHITE. In 2003 I got. She'd happen to be my Pastor's oldest daughter."

Fucking dork.

8/29/2008 4:57:44 AM

anonymous_troy

Going out with someone who looks like Snow White doesn't sound really extraordinary.

If God could hook me up with Angelina Jolie, I would probably believe.

8/29/2008 5:04:26 AM

Mattural Selection

"Nice try but I can't smell."

Yeah. There are documented cases of people who speak so much shit that their noses shut down.

8/29/2008 5:05:15 AM

Squirbil

God: "What can I do for you my child?"

"My father only has a month to live unless he gets a new liver. Can you please, oh Merciful Lord, give him a new liver so he can live?"

"Aaaahhh...no can do, sorry. I already promised this retarded kid that I'd give him a girlfriend that looks like Snow White. Hey, c'mon, don't be like that. I tried to ignore him at first but the goofy bastard just wouldn't take no for an answer. Besides, if I don't give him a chick he'll just keep jerkin' off to old Disney movies and you know how I feel about masturbation."

8/29/2008 5:12:24 AM

Amanda

You went out with a girl who looked like Snow White? Did she have the high squeaky voice and hang out with dwarves too? I'm sorry, I'm laughing just picturing it.


8/29/2008 5:14:15 AM

Hal

Jesus, I can't stop laughing at this weirdo's avatar:





LMFAO!!!

8/29/2008 5:26:21 AM

myheadhurts

"Nice try but I can't smell."

Must come in handy when your full of shit.

8/29/2008 5:30:14 AM

idaltu

Maybe we should cut him a little slack. The fact that he not only believes that an angel talked to him and that he actually prayed to his god to give him a girlfriend that looks like an animated character, but shamelessly admitted to it on the internet where people all over the world can see it, to me is a pretty good sign that this person is not playing with a full deck.

8/29/2008 5:33:26 AM



"I was in a new school and every kid didn't like me one bit."

and then...

"God bless you and your family.(obviously meant in a condescendingly assholish way)

And he wonders why no one liked him. Fuck, I've never met the douche and I don't like him.


8/29/2008 5:38:32 AM

Enna

One word. ACID.

Wonder if this character could hook me up with some LSD...

8/29/2008 5:43:09 AM

Mudflappus

Smacking the mac to Disney since 2003 eh? Ooookaaay....

8/29/2008 6:04:00 AM

Squatchy the Sasquatch

Everything about LoneWolf just screams "MAKE FUN OF ME PLEASE!". I'm not exaggerating when I say that his grammar and art is worse than any 6 year old I've ever seen. He says the weirdest stuff that which at least half the time isn't even related to the topic at all. He likes things that (usually)only little kids like(Power Rangers, Batman, Naruto, wrestling, Kim Possible and other Disney cartoons etc.). He feels the need to preach his nutty religious beliefs to everyone whether they like it or not. And then, of course, there's his creepy obsession with french kissing cartoon characters and then drawing pictures of it. To say that he's not very bright would be a huge understatement. And to top it all off the dude's twenty three years old. It's a miracle that he even survived high school without getting the living crap beaten out of him on a daily basis.

8/29/2008 6:12:12 AM

penguin

Ok I seriously thought LW couldn't be older than 12, after reading all of his posts. This one makes me think that there's a chance he's at least close to adulthood, and that's scary.

8/29/2008 6:53:52 AM

Nowonmai

I saw a Angel. When I was in 3 grade.

Your senior year, huh?

Snow White? So you got an inflate-a-date with black hair and red paint for the lips? Not surprised.

8/29/2008 7:20:09 AM

dworkin

Snow White? Snow White? One of those Wicked Stepmothers now that I'ld understand.

8/29/2008 7:39:04 AM

Lulzmonger

LoneWolf? Dating?

With his IQ? God damn, lies I say.

8/29/2008 7:55:23 AM

Grigori Yefimovich

Snow White is dating Goofy now?

8/29/2008 7:57:30 AM
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