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America was founded to protect Christians from evil, paegen religions like that mystical woodoomoomoo crap.

Also, now I see why your trying to shove the Communist Manifesto down my throat; you're British! You haven't gotten over the fact that time and time again, we've kicked your ass and then had the decency to save you in both World Wars. Stop trying to take over my country. We won. You lose.

Tricey, WoW offtopic 55 Comments [8/30/2008 11:01:39 PM]
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Frank

WHAT A RETARD!

8/30/2008 11:06:04 PM

Jay-Sus

America was founded to protect Christians from evil, paegen religions like that mystical woodoomoomoo crap.

I believe you are getting America confused with Mango Pango Land.

8/30/2008 11:06:13 PM

GreenEyedLilo

I'm sorry; I can't find "woodoomoomoo" at About.com Alternative Religions, Religioustolerance.org or Beliefnet, and those sites have information on religions I never heard of! Are you sure you know what you're talking about, dear?

8/30/2008 11:10:50 PM



Time and again? You mean once, right?

And actually, no, I for one haven't gotten over that little tiff. Give us back the Colonies, you seditious Colonial bastard! :P

8/30/2008 11:16:25 PM

POSW

How do you cram that much fail into six sentences? HOW?

8/30/2008 11:16:31 PM

Dylan

It's a goddamn shame that, since World of Warcraft has become so popular, all of these fat, indoctrinated, suburban Christian children have taken over the game.

We have YEC's on a MMORPG!

These people are supposed to be fat, greasy nerds interested in science!

We need Reformation!

Come quickly Lord Athe!

8/30/2008 11:19:04 PM

HeathenAngel

I'm so ashamed to be an american at the moment.. apologies to all my cousins across the pond.

8/30/2008 11:20:32 PM

Allegory for Jesus

No. America was founded to protect a population that happened to be largely Christian from the British infringing upon an otherwise autonomous collection of provinces (err...colonies/states). It was founded as a secular government, that wanted religion and government to not exert undue influence on one another (primarily to avoid of "Church of England" type institution), and made it so that there would be no religious requirements for government office. You are a bald-faced liar if you try to claim that they wanted to protect us from non-Christian religions if they set the government up in such a fashion.

I am afraid that you lose, Tricey. Give up the jingoism...it fell out of style at least 30 years ago.

8/30/2008 11:21:01 PM

Osiris

America was founded to protect Christians from evil, paegen religions like that mystical woodoomoomoo crap.
Wrong! You are wrong good sir! You are fucking wrong! America was founded to protect ALL religions from people like you. Including Christianity but not limited to all of them all.

Also, now I see why your trying to shove the Communist Manifesto down my throat; you're British!
Wrong! Wrong again dipshit! The Communist Manifesto was adopted and subsequently bastardized by the Bolshevik rebellion. Britain has nothing to do with communism.

8/30/2008 11:21:36 PM

RavenWood

History fail! Spelling fail! More history fail!

GTFO!

8/30/2008 11:23:02 PM



I really hope that these are trolls

8/30/2008 11:23:38 PM

Ken1971

Me thinks someone got an 'F' in history...and manners.

8/30/2008 11:33:38 PM

apYrs

please fuck off, die, and learn your history.

You're indepemdent because the FRENCH helped you.

You fucked the British in WWII with lend lease, UNTIL the Japenese attaccked you.

You needed us in Korea, and now in Iraq and the UN to legitimise your actions.

8/30/2008 11:35:23 PM

Gawd

You can't be a fundie if you know when to use "you're" instead of "your" or "than" instead of "then". It's in the bylaws.

Anyway, last I heard the limeys managed to fend off the Third Reich quite well on their (not "there") own. Check out a book (yeah, I know that's funny) about The Battle of Britain or Operation Sea Lion. And it just goes on and on . . .

8/30/2008 11:59:22 PM

CT

then had the decency to save you in both World Wars.

You did very little in WWI, thanks to turning up for the last year of it, when Germany was on it's last legs anyway. (Talk about sweeping in to grab the credit at the end...)

As apYrs says, you fucked us over with Lend-Lease... and the payments for that are STILL being paid! Oh yes, you helped us so much that we ended up being almost fucking bankrupt as a nation in the 50's... it certainly didn't help us in the 60's, 70's and so on.
The fact the payments are still being made means part of your country's "superpower" status is resting on the fighting WE did while you lot were keeping your back tpo the world!

But all is not doom and gloom... the payments cease in 2010, so you're suddenly going to find yourself with a lot less money to play with. You think the financial situation in the US is looking grim now? Just wait till we've paid the debt and you have to do without our money...


Oh, and before I forget... we didn't help you in your "non-war" in Vietnam, and what happened to you? You got your fucking arses kicked! *snicker*

Since then, you've taken on countries that even Sweden could beat easily... so don't think you're this super powerful country.

8/31/2008 12:04:14 AM

freako104

Um..Where does it say it was to protect Christians from Pagan religions? Where does it say it is there to protect Pagan religions from Christianity? It was founded on freedom. Shit the first amendment has no state religion being protected.

8/31/2008 12:05:54 AM

boingo

He said woodoomoomoo. LOL

8/31/2008 12:19:16 AM

Firthy2002

"You haven't gotten over the fact that time and time again, we've kicked your ass and then had the decency to save you in both World Wars"

You guys turned up at the end of WW1 and sat on your fat arses for most of WW2 til the Japs pwned Pearl Harbour. We did a damned good job of keeping the Nazis off our islands without your help.
Without us, Iraq would be going a lot worse for you.

Guess who hosts part of your early warning system? Us.

I'd keep your mouth shut.

8/31/2008 12:27:32 AM

Reverend Jeremiah

So british people own "trying"?

8/31/2008 12:34:20 AM

Beltaine

It's a self admitted troll...

8/31/2008 1:40:19 AM

Shann

Dear Tricey,

Your absolute stupidity and lack of knowledge concerning other cultures and religions shames us all, and to be honest, it's making the rest of us look like assholes. Guilt by association and all that.

Please be advised that your best course of action is to shut the fuck up and avoid embarrassing yourself and the rest of us any further.

Thank you.

Cordially,
Your fellow Americans

8/31/2008 1:48:01 AM

Goosey

Beltaine beat me to it. Read the whole thread and he's actually quite funny.

8/31/2008 1:48:06 AM

Fishcakes

We just barely owned the British once and we've been more-or-less friends ever since. Also, the British are too busy with running their own country to try to take over this one, and I doubt they'd WANT it.

Because Communists can never be English-speaking peoples, right?

Also, EPIC FAIL on all grounds.

8/31/2008 3:41:11 AM

Logos Invictus

Also, didn't America lose the War of 1812?

8/31/2008 5:01:00 AM

Thejebusfire

Funny how you hate the pagan religion but you celebrate their holidays.

8/31/2008 5:07:53 AM
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