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(Originally Posted by ab28
Take a chemistry course, and you can see how global warming would be possible. I agree, some of this stuff has gone too far, but I hate it when people pass judgement on a topic they have no idea about.)


Now hold on a minute. Global warming isnt real, it isnt Godmade, but manmade false doctrine that evil has placed in peoples minds to get them to believe it, rather that saying God is warning people about the coming judgement upon the world now to say it is real, you are buying into a lie other than the truth. Nowhere in the Bible doesnt it mention anything about globalwarming. so hence it isnt real, fake is all. Global warming isnt possible, why cause again it isnt real. No one here is passing judgement, but telling the truth it isnt real, global warming isnt real. there is a difference between correction and passing judgement. And here is the correction: global warming isnt real, no way and how possible, it is not Godmade, but manmade false religon and pits of lies from hell itself.

Jesuslover_2002, RaptureReady 72 Comments [8/30/2008 4:52:44 PM]
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Thejebusfire

Nowhere in the Bible doesnt it mention anything about globalwarming.
It doesn't say anything about the ice age or the war on Iraq. Do those not exist either?


global warming isnt real, no way and how possible
Evidence please.

8/30/2008 4:55:18 PM

Porky Pine

The Bible doesn't mention you either. Therefore, you're not real.

8/30/2008 4:57:30 PM



And these people vote:/.

8/30/2008 4:58:36 PM

Mike

Nowhere in the Bible doesnt it mention anything about globalwarming. so hence it isnt real, fake is all.

The Bible doesn't mention 747s, so they must be fake too.

8/30/2008 4:58:40 PM

Grigadil

A "false doctrine" based upon observable reality. Riiight.

Another deluded monomaniac chimes in.

8/30/2008 5:00:20 PM

entropius

Well shit ... it doesn't say anything about cactus either. So, mind if I sodomize you with a cholla?

8/30/2008 5:02:00 PM

Robbie

The Bible doesn't mention King James, either, so how the hell do you know that what you're reading is even real?

8/30/2008 5:07:41 PM

SurfinSeaOtter

The Babble doesn't mention.... oh what's the use?

8/30/2008 5:08:59 PM

SWGM

The Bible didn't mention that computer you're typing on, either. Therefore, you couldn't have posted your message to the net without some kind of...*gasp* BLACK MAGIC!! You must be a WITCH!

8/30/2008 5:14:11 PM

demodocos

Why does this remind me of a dog hunting it's own tail?

8/30/2008 5:15:32 PM

GreenEyedLilo

Good. Let's ship you out to Antarctica, where one of the big chunks of ice is breaking off of the freakin' continent, and see if you still think that.

No, wait, the penguins don't deserve to have you around.

8/30/2008 5:19:06 PM

Wilhelm

I sometimes wonder if the Rapture Readians take a class on massive fail or if it just comes naturally. But, since it's not mentioned in the babble, I guess it's not real.

8/30/2008 5:20:13 PM

Shann

The bible also makes no mention of Alaska, television, computers or dollar stores, yet I think we can agree that they are real.

Except maybe in the galaxy of Funditardinus One, where you obviously go to do all of your thinking.

8/30/2008 5:21:08 PM

Larty

The reasoning goes round and round,
round and round

The reasoning goes round and round,
to make me lose my mind.

8/30/2008 5:29:11 PM

freako104

Nor guns, computers, cars, certain countries such as the US, UK, all of Europe, Australia,

8/30/2008 5:37:00 PM

Reverend Jeremiah

WOW! You are just..WOW..This is a +5 fundy if Ive ever read one!

8/30/2008 5:39:56 PM



Jesus fucking christ, that entire thread needs to be put on here. Thats one of the most pleasant comments in the thread.

8/30/2008 5:45:47 PM

Imroy

Wilhelm: Rapture retards are a self-selecting group. Believing the nonsense they do is a pretty big failure already. Writing nonsense replete with circular logic and closed-minded dogmatism is just another failure in a long line of failures...

8/30/2008 5:53:50 PM

Gawd


Anything they don't agree with is automatically given the title of Grand Conspiracy and the paranoia flows.

And, no shit, try reading through that thread.

8/30/2008 5:55:38 PM

Horsefeathers

"Now hold on a minute. Global warming isnt real, it isnt Godmade, but manmade false doctrine that evil has placed in peoples minds to get them to believe it, rather that saying God is warning people about the coming judgement upon the world now to say it is real, you are buying into a lie other than the truth."

What a bizarre little idea you concocted for yourself.

"Nowhere in the Bible doesnt it mention anything about globalwarming. so hence it isnt real, fake is all."

Your Babble doesn't mention computers, atomic energy, automobiles, powered flight, North America or even most of the planets in the solar system. Guess none of that is real either.

"Global warming isnt possible, why cause again it isnt real."

Saying so does not make it true, no matter how many times you repeat it.

"No one here is passing judgement, but telling the truth it isnt real, global warming isnt real. there is a difference between correction and passing judgement. And here is the correction: global warming isnt real, no way and how possible, it is not Godmade, but manmade false religon and pits of lies from hell itself."

I assume you have a similar mantra with regards to evolution.

8/30/2008 5:56:46 PM

Ozzie

It's hard to read any thread on RR with those stupid smiley faces twirling and flitting around all over the place.

It's like reading a 5 year's story with stickers of cartoons on it.

The Bible doesn't mention the USA either and you folks all think we are God's chosen country, with his/her special blessing.

We should have least gotten a verse or two in Genesis, or Jesus could have told a parable about how wonderful the USA was going to be in about 1800 years from then.












8/30/2008 6:00:32 PM

anonymous_troy

Unfounded assertion

Is unfounded.

8/30/2008 6:21:36 PM

TheOutsider

Short version: It isn't real because it isn't real!!1!

8/30/2008 6:33:15 PM

vampirehummingbird

That whole thread makes me wish these clowns would get raptured real soon. Then we can fix our blue marble floating in space without interferece from their death cult.

Amazing how RRs shame Jesus and flout the instructions given to man to be caretakers of the Earth, according to the Bible.

8/30/2008 6:36:38 PM

ID82

And the great thing is they don't realize how stupid that argument is.

8/30/2008 6:43:03 PM
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