A 12-year-old Wadena boy and his family saw Noah’s Ark in a scratch on his hand last week.
Dakota Tesch, 12, said he was scratched on the palm of his hand by his cat, Amber, and the mark on his hand looks like steps leading up to a boat with a cross on it, or Noah’s Ark.
His mother, Kris Tesch, said the unusual looking scratch on her son’s hand is not the only strange happening in their home. Sometimes the family will hear noises upstairs and the kitchen cabinets will open by themselves, she said.
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steps leading up to a boat with a cross on it
mind you Noah came BEFORE Jesus, but I wouldn't expect them to know that. I mean, they'd have to actually read the bible.
...I give up.
Humanity is doomed.
"Sometimes the family will hear noises upstairs and the kitchen cabinets will open by themselves, she said."
You have a cat, remember?
It looks like a duck to me. As for the cross, it looks like a little blood leaked out and spread into the creases on his hand. How does this look like Noah's Ark? I didn't even know Noah's Ark had a cross.
Because noah was a christian, right, right, and those noises couldn't be the selfsame cat getting the beasties, could it?
Simple - the cat is the messiah returned!
Ha, that's nothing. My girlfriend has the Mark of the Hunter on her hand from being whipped by demons from the North.
And the symbolism behind it actually came true!
People talk about it a lot too, The story of the "Child with blue eyes"? They made a movie about it. Any of this ringing a bell?
No?
Bah! I hope you get trampled by a Mannak!
1. Noah's Ark never existed; it's an ancient myth.
Oh, and last but not least:
4. What valuable, enlightening message do you think the most intelligent creature to exist, the creator of the universe, is trying to get across to humanity using, rather than, say, elegant prose that uplifts the soul with it's clarity and artistry, a crude pictogram of a boat scratched on the hand of a 12 year old?
the mark on his hand looks like steps leading up to a boat with a cross on it, or Noah’s Ark.
The cat is a much better artist than, say, LoneWolf, even if it just looks like a cat scratch.
I thought cats were supposed to be Satanic. My cat, when she decides to scratch is quite demonic.
And what's this about Noah's Ark on a boy's hand. How would all the animals have fitted i? Not to mention Mr & Mrs Noah and their family?
And a cross? Even by fundie reckoning the cross acquired no religious significance for at least another 3000 years.
In other words, this is all pious lying and bullshit.
I once got a rash in the vague shape of a spider. Does this mean that Grandmother Spider's coming is imminent, or does it simply mean that blemishes are blemishes and whatever symbolism or appearance we ascribe to them is purely a glimpse of our minds, rather like a Rorschach test, rather than an actual sign?
Do you know that one can also see the image of Our Lord on a dog's arse?
Or maybe it is your imagination going overboard due to lack of stimulus. The Dragon perscribes that you start reading books, seeing movies and playing video and/or board games.
That should give you something to do.
Why the fuck would Noah's Ark have a fucking cross on it?
The flood was supposed to have happened some 2,000 years before Christ and the cross didn't become a symbol for Christianity until LONG AFTER HE DIED.
So what. I have a combination of (naturally occurring)effects on my leg that look like the FSM. :P
I am not impressed. Plus, they don't even know how full of crap they sound. I mean, they don't even know how a sequence of events works.
Does this family even READ the Bible? The Noah's Ark story was in the Old Testament, book of Genesis in fact. Crosses didn't become significant in the Bible until Jesus in the New Testament. Buy a clue.
The biggest fundy here is the reporter at the Wadena Pioneer Journal that considered this "news".
A scratch that's formed thusly? He's been possessed by a 'Ghost'!:
@Mortok
"That's not God, that's poltergeists.
Who you gonna call?":
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(Brief, a.k.a. 'Geek Boy' [a.k.a. 'Phimosis Boy', 'Foreskin Boy', 'Cherry Boy'], in "Panty & Stocking [with Garterbelt]", wears a pseudo-Ghostbusters outfit)
X3
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