[How did Noah get food for all the millions of animals inside the ark for a whole year?]
You are thinking as a person. God was in control of those inside the ark and could have easily taken care of them. Remember when we read about the Israelites were wandering for 40 years in the wilderness, God made it so that their shoes and clothes never wore out. Don't you think that God could control any situation in the Flood?
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If God would have just made us perfect to begin with, we could by-pass all this nonsense.
I always wondered why God just didn't give the Israelites a map. 40 years is along time wander around.
And how do we know that the clothes never wore out? Well, we didn't read about that, did we? That is also how we know that they didn't fuck (God made the kids. He was in charge after all), pee, shit or trade with people they met.
"On the second day of the 33th year Moses went and stitched his socks after he went to the nearest bush to releave himself for he wished to have a clean appearance when trading with the heathens."
"Remember when we read about the Israelites were wandering for 40 years in the wilderness, God made it so that their shoes and clothes never wore out."
Gosh, God, thanks for the everlasting shoes..
Hey, could we have a map?
So why didn't he just vaporize all the evil people he made, or, better yet, turn them into pillars of salt? That would have been nutritious for all the animals left behind.
Your flood story is absurd.
Ah, I see, so when it came to the point where they had to eat their own shoes, they had an everlasting food source!
Try again.
People that believe this Noah story so literally don't seem to be at all creeped out that all human beings must then be the result of incestuous relationships, either from Noah's sons and their mother or Noahs sons and sisters that had not yet been born at the time of the flood. That's fucked up.
But hey, maybe thats just me....thinking as a person.
Now isn't that convenient, unfortunately it makes even less sense than the original story, which already, makes a startling little amount of sense.
Absurdity indeed. If God can do everything he wants, couldn't he just smite the ones he wanted dead and leave the others to keep on living?
It's obvious. Noah went around with pokeballs and captured all of the animals. Then, with his collection of pokeballs neatly tucked away, he built a small boat several hundred qubits across by several hundred qubits wide to weather out the storm.
See, I can make as much sense as you do.
Okay, let's consider god is real and can skrew up reality as much as he wants !
Why bother to construct an ark ? He could make the animal magically breath underwater !
Why bother with the flood ? Why not poping bad people out of existence ?
Hey, God didn't need Noah to build the ark and all that, he was just bored! I imagine the whole situation was loaded with laughs. Bill Cosby had something to say about that, as I recall:
"Hey Noah, what's this?"
Great routine.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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