Satan has telepathic powers. That is how he tempts all of us. He puts suggestions into our heads and we have the choice on whether or not we choose to follow them.
I understand Christian doctrines are confusing because different religons teach you different things, but Satan does tempt us using telepathy.
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"Satan has telepathic powers."
Satan has telepathic powers only in the fact that he exists in your mind and you use that ridiculous vision to create all sorts of nonsensical threats.
No, that is how you imagine Satan tempts us, thereby unloading the guilt you feel for having such "wicked" thoughts.
Satan himself is a suggestion someone put into your brain.
Grow up and take responsibiliy for your thoughts and actions.
If God's so powerful, why doesn't he stop Satan from using telepathy? In fact, why doesn't he come down off his cloud and challenge Satan to a showdown? God and Satan in the ring, winner takes all! That would rock!
Yeah, they touched on that in Doctor Who, but then Satan got sucked into a black hole, so we're fine now.
"Satan has telepathic powers. That is how he tempts all of us. He puts suggestions into our heads and we have the choice on whether or not we choose to follow them."
I don't know about you but my thoughts are my own. Only the mentally ill believe otherwise.
"I understand Christian doctrines are confusing because different religons teach you different things, but Satan does tempt us using telepathy."
Cite the Bible verse that says this.
Satan has telepathic powers. That is how he tempts all of us. He puts suggestions into our heads and we have the choice on whether or not we choose to follow them.
Fundies: Confusing the subconscious with Satan since 33AD.
"Satan has telepathic powers. That is how he tempts all of us. He puts suggestions into our heads and we have the choice on whether or not we choose to follow them.
I understand Christian doctrines are confusing because different religons teach you different things, but Satan does tempt us using telepathy."
- He could have a great career on the stage as a magician/mind-reader!
The idea that people have their own thoughts and control their own actions is somewhat alien to you isn't it.
Anyway, (Citation Needed)
Kris must be referring to Mark 4:15 of the Authorized Pull-It-Out-Of-Your-Ass Bible:
"And these are they by the way side, where the word is sown; but when they have heard, Satan cometh immediately, and useth his telepathic powers to change the word that was sown in their hearts."
If Satan can prove he has telepathic powers, he can win $1,000,000 from the James Randi Educational Foundation! So if he hasn't even applied for the award, that doesn't say much for the proof of this claim, now, does it?[/haughtyskeptic]
Hi sinner 1385030584839409604,
there is absolutely nothing about the devil's telepathic powers in the bible. You are lying about the bible. You will burn in hell for eternity because you have spread heretic doctrines.
Kind regards, CU in hell
Blakey,
Oh, that disproves your beliefs then.
He also has an amphibious flying car, a deathstar, and X-ray vision.
you remind me of the guy who lived next door to my uncle Jim when i was little.
sometimes he had a tinfoil hat, and he kept swearing and screaming at my uncle and calling the police, claiming that he was sending radio signals into his house to control him.
I wonder if Satan would be willing to help me out at the gambling tables in Vegas. Then I would KNOW if my opponents were bluffing or not. I would give Satan a 50-50 split of my winnings, plus he could have my share of the free drinks, since don't imbibe alcohol.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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