senor boogie woogie #fundie iidb.org

If I was President of the USA... Social Security would be outlawed. The public school system would be thing of history. If you have 8 children, you pay for 8 children to go to school... Nasa would die. If you want to put a salllelite into space, your company will pay for it. The post office will die... cocaine, heroin and ecstacy would be decriminalized... The orpahnages will be for profit, which will maximaze placement to good quality families... The death penalty will be given to those who commit the following crimes... Rape... Armed robbery... Homosexuality with anyone under 16.

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