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#74385
Matilde
And nobody would vote you as troll.
9/7/2006 2:49:33 PM
#74409
Crosis
This is why you will never be President.
9/7/2006 5:10:23 PM
#74436
David D.G.
Just a little news flash for you, boogie: The president is NOT a king, emperor, pharaoh, or other entity who can just change all the rules on a personal whim -- though, goodness knows, Dubya is trying his very best.
~David D.G.
9/7/2006 6:51:04 PM
#172432
Øyvind
The orpahnages will be for profit, which will maximaze placement to good quality families...
I can't even begin to fathom how on Earth he reached that conclusion.
Homosexuality with anyone under 16.
And back he went to his 12 year old female lover.
3/1/2007 2:12:31 AM
#172451
Ludd
If the choice were between you and GW Bush for president, my choice would be suicide.
Social Security would be outlawed? Why? Too much like gambling? What are you Ned Flanders?
'The public school stystem would be thing of history' - Yes, because Home Schooling sure has taught you how to write.
NASA can't die. It is an organization. It isn't a living being. If you want to put a satellite in space your company would pay for it? Isn't that what they already do?
The Post Office is not a....see above.
Oh, now I see, you're a crackhead.
How can an orphange be FOR PROFIT? Are you talking about a child brothel?
IF I WERE PRESIDENT - I'd have you shot.
3/1/2007 2:37:15 AM
#172464
HypnoToad
meh, I'd vote for him.
3/1/2007 2:46:38 AM
#172485
hairband
Is this what happens when a libertarian runs into a fascist and their brains explode?
Still, if I was overlord of the universe I'd make everyone worship giant statues of me. There's other stuff, but first priority would be the giant statues, and possibly some sort of reeducation camp. With statues of me.
3/1/2007 3:35:26 AM
#172515
AriseNow
cocaine, heroin and ecstacy would be decriminalized...
Freudian Slip! What the hell is that doing there? I tought fascist pigs preferred to throw junkies in jail.
3/1/2007 4:10:11 AM
#172539
the_darkside_986
\"If I was President...\"
You would still fail miserably at using proper grammar.
3/1/2007 4:49:10 AM
#172547
JaredM
Read the rest of the thread. Senor Boogie Woogie gets his ass kicked.
And by the way, the president doesn't have the power to end public education, because it is a function of the individual states.
3/1/2007 5:10:09 AM
#172561
Michael
This guy is not a fundie or a troll. He's an extreme libertarian. They're pretty scary too -- and I'm a libertarian myself.
3/1/2007 5:58:22 AM
#172614
Kitsderwolf
Well there's \"government keep out of my life\" libertarian, and then there's \"I want to replace your government with me, a raving looney\" libertarian. I'm guessing you're the former.
Yecch, the thoought that he thinks this would be an improvement creeps me out...but then again, this is also fasci-licious! Gotta love that totalitarian flavor.
3/1/2007 8:26:17 AM
#172633
Wise Son
How the hell is running orphanages for profit going to 'maximize placement with good families'? Also, abusing a child of the opposite sex is not as bad as abusing one of the same? GTFOOHWTS.
3/1/2007 11:44:04 AM
#172636
szenah
So heterosexual relations with children are just fine?
3/1/2007 11:47:56 AM
#172681
heather
Are you standing for The Monster Raving Loony Party?
3/1/2007 1:09:44 PM
#172793
JP
wtf...how...I can't...it's too much.
3/1/2007 4:18:33 PM
#373040
The public school system would be thing of history.
Of course, we'll all homeschool are children and thay can be hermits for their whole lifes.
If you have 8 children, you pay for 8 children to go to school...
But wernt we "outlawing" school?
Nasa would die.
Thanks to Nasa we have offical proof of the world being round.
The post office will die...
Where do you suggest bills and important packages come from? cocaine, heroin and ecstacy would be decriminalized...Lets let the druggies run free! The orpahnages will be for profit, which will maximaze placement to good quality families... Not really. The death penalty will be given to those who commit the following crimes... Rape... Armed robbery... Homosexuality with anyone under 16.
Thou shalt not kill...If your "christian" and for the death penalty then your a hypocrite who does not deserve life.
12/31/2007 2:06:43 AM
#373073
Professor M
But wernt we "outlawing" school?
Nah, just public schools. Y'know, the ones accessible to everyone and controlled by standards...total Socialist oppression. True freedom is taking whatever actions your economic class (and your employer) shall allow!
12/31/2007 3:00:31 AM
#373080
agentCDE
If I was God-Emperor of Mankind, stupidity like this would result in an instant kill-on-sight order from the nearest Commissar. Wait, no, make that kill-it-with-holy-fire.
And then the smudge left behind by the multi-meltas would be carefully scraped off and shot at the nearest Ork world, for good measure.
12/31/2007 3:18:49 AM
#373152
BCD
Poe. This is a smart ass remark from a well-known poster at internet infidels.
12/31/2007 6:57:00 AM
#374020
opsman
And who runs congress again? Oh that's right--democrats. None of your plans would go through. Plus, public education is bad? Orphanages should be for profit? No.
You lose.
1/2/2008 4:23:02 AM
#374220
My Name is Bung
If I were president, instead of social security, when you hit 65 we would just boil you down for your essential vitamins, and make a nutritional powder from the remainder that would be used to feed pet goldfish.
RON PAUL '08
1/2/2008 3:27:13 PM
#374445
Mr_Vorhias
Ladies and gentlemen...Welcome to the Dark Ages again.
Thanks a bunch, President Boogie Woogie. 9_9
1/3/2008 5:10:01 AM
#374528
aaa
Troll, i say.
1/3/2008 7:05:59 AM
#809017
panjandrum
No, he's perfectly right. If he were president of the United States in Anarchy (USA), that would probably be true. except probably there would be no one to carry out the death penalty, or a police force to catch anyone, in the first place. Also no idea what sort of election system there would be, since i can't imagine the previous president, given this much power, giving up his seat.
12/13/2008 10:51:45 PM
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