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You guys and gals think Christianity is a disease. The only disease are Lust, Greed, , Pride and disrepect.
Blood of Jesus is the cure for the sin.

After the Tribulation Christian Jews and the Christians will rule this rule under that hands of righteous of God the father and Jesus Christ the son of God.


By the way Thanks.

DanddoSeri(LoneWolf1984), XC forums 29 Comments [8/30/2008 5:34:29 AM]
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Mortok

Actually, none of those things are diseases.

Neither is your stupid, though it sure is advancing like one.

8/30/2008 5:40:35 AM

J-Hay

"The only disease are Lust, Greed, , Pride and disrepect."


Starting with "disrepect" and going backwards from there:

LW1984 said:

"I'll just feel so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so sorry for you believing in Evolation Theory."

That's not very "repectful".

-Pride-

LW1984:

"With my boldest I'm like Paul and Peter.
I don't fear anybody like David.
I'd have a speech problem like Mosses.
My love for my foes and everyone else is like Samson's strength.
This is the truth. I'd die for everybody."


My, my. That's quite an ego you got there.

-Greed-

LW1984:

"The rain drops are God's tears crying for your souls.
If you are picking on me cause I'm a christian. You are actully helpping me getting richer in Heaven. Every time you call me dumb or anything like that. You are really create a crown for me in Heaven."


Is having riches and crowns in Heaven all you care about? What about reuniting with deceased loved ones? Greedy fucker.

-Lust-




o_O


Well, LoneWolf, looks like you need to see a doctor ASAP because you are severely afflicted.

8/30/2008 5:54:33 AM

approximate

Christian Jews, Gracie?

8/30/2008 6:00:29 AM

Grigadil

Brain damage not dizeez?

8/30/2008 6:04:19 AM

Jay-Sus

J-Hay wins the internet several times over.

EDIT: That's fucked up. Still wins the internet though.

8/30/2008 6:04:53 AM

Hal

@J-Hay

ROFL!!!

You gotta love the bad grammar in the speech bubbles in that drawing.

"I'm been a bad dog."

"UR prefect in bed like I'm with my weapons."

LMAO!!!

8/30/2008 6:12:38 AM

Peter H

No, thank YOU, DanddoSeri. You bring so much laughter into our lives. Please don't ever stop.

8/30/2008 6:24:12 AM

Panz

Never thought any of them as a disease, did think Christianity was more of a convieniant failsafe to be a complete asshole all your life and not do a damned thing to help anyone but yourself and still get to feel all good and noble and get your rewards on your last days for those of us that were weak, abusive, idiotic fucktards that never wanted to put forth any effort on anything....

8/30/2008 6:38:51 AM

Mike

One more Narutard in the FAIL bucket.

8/30/2008 6:49:14 AM

Grammar Nazi

"You guys and gals think Christianity is a disease. The only disease are Lust, Greed, , Pride and disrepect.
Blood of Jesus is the cure for the sin."


Misspelled "disrespect", moron. You also said "disease", singular but then went on to list four so-called diseases. And you added an extra comma after "Greed". So you can't spell and you can't count. Also, I don't know what your issue is with capitalizing words that are neither a proper noun or at the beginning of a sentence, but if you're going to do it, go all the way with it. I mean, why did you capitalize all the "disease" except for "disrepect"? You're utter "disrepect" of the English language is enough to make me want to stab you. BTW, I know "gal" is technically a word, but I'm going to penalize you for that one just because it's so incredibly fucking lame.

"After the Tribulation Christian Jews and the Christians will rule this rule under that hands of righteous of God the father and Jesus Christ the son of God."

Okay, so you added an extra comma earlier when you didn't need it, but this time you didn't use any at all when you definitely needed it. This is what is known as a run-on sentence. Perhaps that's how you actually talk, just on and on with no breaks which would explain why you're so fucking stupid because you're not pausing to breathe, thus decreasing your oxygen flow to your brain. Moving on, what the fuck is up with the "rule this rule" part? And "under that hands"? Did you mean "the hands"? And what is an "of God", and what makes it so righteous? Oh, did you maybe mean "righteous God"? Then what the fuck is "of" even doing there? My god, you are just a walking heap of stupid, aren't you?

8/30/2008 7:35:23 AM



@ Grammar Nazi:

In principle, I approve of your naming scheme and method of discussion. However, I feel I must point this out;

You're utter "disrepect" of the English language is enough to make me want to stab you.

Shame on you, sir, shame on you.

8/30/2008 8:20:19 AM

t3h_fuhr3r

J-Hay 4
LoneWolf 0

8/30/2008 8:34:14 AM

Grammar Nazi

I swear to god, the next time someone corrects me on a minor your/you're mix up, I'm going to go out and murder a puppy. Then it's blood will be on you're(oops) hands.

8/30/2008 8:42:29 AM

vampirehummingbird

"The only disease are Lust, Greed, , Pride and disrepect."

Funny, in my experience those are all traits of people that claim to be Christian.

8/30/2008 8:57:00 AM

Lulzmonger

MAKE IT STOP, I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!

8/30/2008 9:23:15 AM

anonymous_troy

It's kind of more like a virus. Disease sounds really bad. It's not going to kill you in most cases.

8/30/2008 10:00:11 AM

anonymous_troy

J-Hay wins!

FATALITY!

8/30/2008 10:02:30 AM

Firefox

Christianity is a disease it's caused a shit load of crap to happen religion is pile of crap all I have seen it do is seperate man and start wars

8/30/2008 10:12:44 AM

Fishcakes

It's like someone wrote something in English, translated it into two different languages on Babelfish, then translated it back to English.

8/30/2008 10:30:42 AM

aaa

J-Hay, in deed. This is one of the most fucked up beings on internet.

8/30/2008 12:31:40 PM

Fishcakes

@J-Hay:

MY EYES CANNOT UNSEE THAT AWFUL, AWFUL ART OF HIS, DAMN YOU

BUT AT THE SAME TIME, I AM THRILLED, BECAUSE NO MATTER HOW BAD AN ARTIST I AM, I'M ACTUALLY BETTER THAN THIS

OH GOD MY EYES ARE BLEEDING THOUGH

BANDAIDS PLZ

8/30/2008 12:35:36 PM

Horsefeathers

"You guys and gals think Christianity is a disease. The only disease are Lust, Greed, , Pride and disrepect."

Did you miss the other Seven Deadly Sins because you don't know what they are, they don't matter or because you partake of them yourself?

"Blood of Jesus is the cure for the sin."

Just can't see how brutal, barbaric and inane that is, can you?

"After the Tribulation Christian Jews and the Christians will rule this rule under that hands of righteous of God the father and Jesus Christ the son of God."

I'm pretty sure that Christianity's popularity is due in large part to the fact that it's the ultimate revenge fantasy.

"By the way Thanks."

Go away.

8/30/2008 2:57:59 PM

Disreg

I'm pretty sure at this point we're just laughing at someone with autism.

8/30/2008 4:31:05 PM

Felis >:3

Notice how the last sentence is decidedly more coherent than the rest?

He's a troll, and losing his character momentarily.

8/30/2008 4:36:04 PM

will

Um no

8/30/2008 4:54:54 PM
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