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Posted by: Ixion | August 16, 2008
How To Beat Terrorism

Keep in mind that these are the kind of people we are dealing with:

Nothing is more important than letting our troops have fun, especially in an Islamist country. Islamists hate fun, and just like democracy, Christianity, and free markets, we’re going to have to force it on them. To say that our troops need to keep more serious profiles would embolden terrorists and please Saddam Hussein, the wellspring of Islamism, and the chief cause of 9/11. I pray that these boys have even more fun in Iran once we invade it _ after all, the people there are better educated, and are thus more satisfying targets. It would be a shame to waste our nukes when our soldiers enjoy the war so much. The most vocal supporters on the War on Terror should be proud that we’ve come so far.

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