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[I discovered this website because my father was looking at it earlier. Yeah, he actually believes this crazy shit. And yet he calls everyone else gullible...]

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The Alien Nation. Historical and religious evidence of the Nephilim


Human skulls with horns were discovered in a burial mound at Sayre, Bradford County, Pennsylvania, in the 1880's. The horny projections extended two inches above the eye-brows, and the skeletons were seven feet tall, but other than that were anatomically normal. The find was made by a reputable group of antiquarians, including the Pennsylvania state historian and dignitary of the Presbyterian Church (Dr. G.P. Donehoo) and two professors. The American Investigating Museum in Philadelphia "convenientlythe American Investigating Museum in Philadelphia lost them

Pablo Martinez ,Webmaster, The Return of the Nephilim 34 Comments [8/30/2008 8:10:43 AM]
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Submitted By: J-Hay
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Larty

What in the god damn hell?

8/30/2008 8:27:48 AM

Jay-Sus

Atleast it's not the shit about Siberian scientists breaking through to Hell while drilling.

8/30/2008 8:30:20 AM

J. Random Lurker

First--looks like a FSTDT/CTSTDT twofer, in my opinion.

That said, have you considered that perhaps they were Native American remains?

It's possible that they were buried in some sort of ceremonial regalia--and the horns could have been part of some headdress.

But nope, this nut's gotta think they're some sort of Christian thing. Typical loony fundies...

8/30/2008 8:30:41 AM

Katsuro

"The find was made by a reputable group of antiquarians, including the Pennsylvania state historian and dignitary of the Presbyterian Church"

Funny how these finds were made by a religious "doctor".

"convenientlythe American Investigating Museum in Philadelphia lost them"

Yes that is convenient that these skulls you claim to have found went missing.

8/30/2008 8:32:26 AM

Rubyfruit

That is a downright unsightly site logo.

On that note, wha-wha-what the hell?

8/30/2008 8:33:35 AM

Lulzmonger


What the fuck? Seriously, what the fuck.

8/30/2008 9:10:36 AM



This site is a goldmine of hilarity. :D

8/30/2008 9:16:23 AM

solomongrundy

Horns?
Isn't the whole thing about Biblical characters (especially Moses, see Michelangelo's sculpture) having horns due to a mistranslation of a Hebrew word meaning 'emitted light'?

8/30/2008 9:41:05 AM

werewolf

Yes, it was convenient, wasn't it?

8/30/2008 10:05:19 AM

Nirjuana

Pics or it didn't happen

8/30/2008 10:21:12 AM

Nowonmai

And the skull was proven to have been hand drilled out with a stone knife, and the horns attached with glue made from boiled bones.

Care to try again?

8/30/2008 11:04:19 AM



Return of the Nephillim sucks. A new Hope and The Fundies Strike Back were so much better.

8/30/2008 11:28:51 AM

afacelessatheist

Um, so human being + beautiful angels that fell to Earth = fucked up horned monster?

Oh wait, I forgot. The debbil is supposed to be red, with hooves, horns on his head and a pitchfork. Yeah, that description is really Biblically accurate. You'd think people who believe in a religion would actually bother to learn it. Lazy bastards.

8/30/2008 11:34:49 AM

Kitourahime

J-Hay, darling?

I pity you.

I...I really do.

8/30/2008 12:00:22 PM

Xotan

My, these Nef-feel-'im were really horny!

8/30/2008 12:13:42 PM

aaa

Whut?

8/30/2008 12:52:59 PM



The Gospel according to Art Bell?

8/30/2008 1:30:35 PM

Shann

Correct me if I'm wrong, but weren't Satan and his minions supposed to be able to present themselves as 'beings of light'? So why the ugly skeleton argument?

Unless...

Just wondering: is the angel/human hybrid thing supposed to be yet another biblically based argument against interracial reproduction?

Because making babies doesn't work like that. Just, you know...sayin'.

8/30/2008 1:31:21 PM

Mister Spak

"Yeah, he actually believes this crazy shit. And yet he calls everyone else gullible..."

Fundie definition of gullible: If you believe my crazy shit is only crazy shit, you are gullible.

8/30/2008 1:58:44 PM

HypnoToad

Come on guys, Mulder wouldn't even buy into this.

8/30/2008 2:58:49 PM

Empress

J-Hay, your father is even nuttier than my mother. I didn't think that was possible. You have my sympathies.

8/30/2008 3:08:18 PM

Somebody

It's a crazy site but you gotta admit that the sword cursor is lovely.

8/30/2008 3:13:04 PM

Giveitaday

Lying. For. Jesus.


Edit: Damn Jay, I'm so very sorry. -N

8/30/2008 3:56:51 PM

343panic

I couldn't even read the whole thing, I kept getting stuck on "horny projections." Call me juvenile.

8/30/2008 4:15:50 PM

A. Person

[citation needed]

8/30/2008 4:21:49 PM
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