What in the god damn hell?
8/30/2008 8:27:48 AM
Atleast it's not the shit about Siberian scientists breaking through to Hell while drilling.
8/30/2008 8:30:20 AM
J. Random Lurker
First--looks like a FSTDT/CTSTDT twofer, in my opinion.
That said, have you considered that perhaps they were Native American remains?
It's possible that they were buried in some sort of ceremonial regalia--and the horns could have been part of some headdress.
But nope, this nut's gotta think they're some sort of Christian thing. Typical loony fundies...
8/30/2008 8:30:41 AM
"The find was made by a reputable group of antiquarians, including the Pennsylvania state historian and dignitary of the Presbyterian Church"
Funny how these finds were made by a religious "doctor".
"convenientlythe American Investigating Museum in Philadelphia lost them"
Yes that is convenient that these skulls you claim to have found went missing.
8/30/2008 8:32:26 AM
That is a downright unsightly site logo.
On that note, wha-wha-what the hell?
8/30/2008 8:33:35 AM
What the fuck? Seriously, what the fuck.
8/30/2008 9:10:36 AM
This site is a goldmine of hilarity. :D
8/30/2008 9:16:23 AM
Isn't the whole thing about Biblical characters (especially Moses, see Michelangelo's sculpture) having horns due to a mistranslation of a Hebrew word meaning 'emitted light'?
8/30/2008 9:41:05 AM
Yes, it was convenient, wasn't it?
8/30/2008 10:05:19 AM
Pics or it didn't happen
8/30/2008 10:21:12 AM
And the skull was proven to have been hand drilled out with a stone knife, and the horns attached with glue made from boiled bones.
Care to try again?
8/30/2008 11:04:19 AM
Return of the Nephillim sucks. A new Hope and The Fundies Strike Back were so much better.
8/30/2008 11:28:51 AM
Um, so human being + beautiful angels that fell to Earth = fucked up horned monster?
Oh wait, I forgot. The debbil is supposed to be red, with hooves, horns on his head and a pitchfork. Yeah, that description is really Biblically accurate. You'd think people who believe in a religion would actually bother to learn it. Lazy bastards.
8/30/2008 11:34:49 AM
I pity you.
I...I really do.
8/30/2008 12:00:22 PM
My, these Nef-feel-'im were really horny!
8/30/2008 12:13:42 PM
8/30/2008 12:52:59 PM
The Gospel according to Art Bell?
8/30/2008 1:30:35 PM
Correct me if I'm wrong, but weren't Satan and his minions supposed to be able to present themselves as 'beings of light'? So why the ugly skeleton argument?
Just wondering: is the angel/human hybrid thing supposed to be yet another biblically based argument against interracial reproduction?
Because making babies doesn't work like that. Just, you know...sayin'.
8/30/2008 1:31:21 PM
"Yeah, he actually believes this crazy shit. And yet he calls everyone else gullible..."
Fundie definition of gullible: If you believe my crazy shit is only crazy shit, you are gullible.
8/30/2008 1:58:44 PM
Come on guys, Mulder wouldn't even buy into this.
8/30/2008 2:58:49 PM
J-Hay, your father is even nuttier than my mother. I didn't think that was possible. You have my sympathies.
8/30/2008 3:08:18 PM
It's a crazy site but you gotta admit that the sword cursor is lovely.
8/30/2008 3:13:04 PM
Lying. For. Jesus.
Edit: Damn Jay, I'm so very sorry. -N
8/30/2008 3:56:51 PM
I couldn't even read the whole thing, I kept getting stuck on "horny projections." Call me juvenile.
8/30/2008 4:15:50 PM
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