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#660080
Larty
What in the god damn hell?
8/30/2008 8:27:48 AM
#660084
Jay-Sus
Atleast it's not the shit about Siberian scientists breaking through to Hell while drilling.
8/30/2008 8:30:20 AM
#660085
J. Random Lurker
First--looks like a FSTDT/CTSTDT twofer, in my opinion.
That said, have you considered that perhaps they were Native American remains?
It's possible that they were buried in some sort of ceremonial regalia--and the horns could have been part of some headdress.
But nope, this nut's gotta think they're some sort of Christian thing. Typical loony fundies...
8/30/2008 8:30:41 AM
#660089
Katsuro
"The find was made by a reputable group of antiquarians, including the Pennsylvania state historian and dignitary of the Presbyterian Church"
Funny how these finds were made by a religious "doctor".
"convenientlythe American Investigating Museum in Philadelphia lost them"
Yes that is convenient that these skulls you claim to have found went missing.
8/30/2008 8:32:26 AM
#660093
Rubyfruit
That is a downright unsightly site logo.
On that note, wha-wha-what the hell?
8/30/2008 8:33:35 AM
#660118
Lulzmonger
What the fuck? Seriously, what the fuck.
8/30/2008 9:10:36 AM
#660126
This site is a goldmine of hilarity. :D
8/30/2008 9:16:23 AM
#660154
solomongrundy
Horns?
Isn't the whole thing about Biblical characters (especially Moses, see Michelangelo's sculpture) having horns due to a mistranslation of a Hebrew word meaning 'emitted light'?
8/30/2008 9:41:05 AM
#660179
werewolf
Yes, it was convenient, wasn't it?
8/30/2008 10:05:19 AM
#660188
Nirjuana
Pics or it didn't happen
8/30/2008 10:21:12 AM
#660223
Nowonmai
And the skull was proven to have been hand drilled out with a stone knife, and the horns attached with glue made from boiled bones.
Care to try again?
8/30/2008 11:04:19 AM
#660243
Return of the Nephillim sucks. A new Hope and The Fundies Strike Back were so much better.
8/30/2008 11:28:51 AM
#660250
afacelessatheist
Um, so human being + beautiful angels that fell to Earth = fucked up horned monster?
Oh wait, I forgot. The debbil is supposed to be red, with hooves, horns on his head and a pitchfork. Yeah, that description is really Biblically accurate. You'd think people who believe in a religion would actually bother to learn it. Lazy bastards.
8/30/2008 11:34:49 AM
#660265
Kitourahime
J-Hay, darling?
I pity you.
I...I really do.
8/30/2008 12:00:22 PM
#660276
Xotan
My, these Nef-feel-'im were really horny!
8/30/2008 12:13:42 PM
#660318
aaa
Whut?
8/30/2008 12:52:59 PM
#660351
The Gospel according to Art Bell?
8/30/2008 1:30:35 PM
#660352
Shann
Correct me if I'm wrong, but weren't Satan and his minions supposed to be able to present themselves as 'beings of light'? So why the ugly skeleton argument?
Unless...
Just wondering: is the angel/human hybrid thing supposed to be yet another biblically based argument against interracial reproduction?
Because making babies doesn't work like that. Just, you know...sayin'.
8/30/2008 1:31:21 PM
#660365
Mister Spak
"Yeah, he actually believes this crazy shit. And yet he calls everyone else gullible..."
Fundie definition of gullible: If you believe my crazy shit is only crazy shit, you are gullible.
8/30/2008 1:58:44 PM
#660422
HypnoToad
Come on guys, Mulder wouldn't even buy into this.
8/30/2008 2:58:49 PM
#660433
Empress
J-Hay, your father is even nuttier than my mother. I didn't think that was possible. You have my sympathies.
8/30/2008 3:08:18 PM
#660438
Somebody
It's a crazy site but you gotta admit that the sword cursor is lovely.
8/30/2008 3:13:04 PM
#660464
Giveitaday
Lying. For. Jesus.
Edit: Damn Jay, I'm so very sorry. -N
8/30/2008 3:56:51 PM
#660481
343panic
I couldn't even read the whole thing, I kept getting stuck on "horny projections." Call me juvenile.
8/30/2008 4:15:50 PM
#660486
A. Person
[citation needed]
8/30/2008 4:21:49 PM
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