The kind of evolution that we oppose to is the evolution of life forms i.e. from fish to reptile to man. Science has not found yet any monkey who turned into a man, not in so much number of years.
That evolution should be rejected and should not to be taught in schools
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Evolution as a changing process has been proven. If you think that it cannot change species boundaries, it is up to you to prove that, when by all estimations and knowledge of genetics, it is very much a possibility.
"Good thing that kind of evolution isn't taught in school or anywhere"
Well, maybe not in any real school but I have little doubt a number of bible colleges do.
And I'm damn sure quite a few churches do.
The kind of evolution that we oppose to is the evolution of life forms i.e. from fish to reptile to man. Science has not found yet any monkey who turned into a man, not in so much number of years.
That is the version that creationists such as Comfort, Ham, Hovind et al, "teach" to try to discredit the real version.
An Ceiling Cat madez man out ov teh flore dust, an breathd into his nawstrils teh bref ov lyff, wich was sorta liek doin cpr on a mudpie, but it was kool d00d man (v.0.8ß) so it wuz all gud. (Genesis 2:7)
And you say evolution makes no sense.
Disregard this is from the LOLCats Bible.
Fish-reptile-man is incorrect. Man is a mammal, not a reptile. No where in TOE does it state that man came from monkeys. That is Creationist rhetoric.
And your creationist version of evolution should not be taught in schools.
And to think the Internet started out so scientists could exchange information.
They demand the benefits of science and applied technologies, then scream to suppress the source of those benefits.
Even your tiny little mind ought to be able to imagine this mudskipper in the process of evolving from fish to reptile (sort of).
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Monkeys and humans are cousins, not ancestor and offspring. We share a common ancestor.
An APE evolving into man is what Australopithecus was, however. The "so much number of years" since they evolved is about four million years, and they were discovered 80 years ago, in 1938.
We humans are Great Apes, primates without tails. Monkeys are usually primates with tails.
Your last "sentence" is just the beginning (or perhaps an ending) of a sentence, silly-nilly. Where's the rest?
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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