"Evolution is True?"
Yes. Been shown to be that way for nigh on 150 years now. You just wake up from a long nap or something?
"I recommend some major studying because evolution is a complete joke."
The "joke" is those who deny evolution happens. Fortunately for us you just don't realize how pathetic you really are and keep saying this stupid shit.
"Evolution is most definitely NOT proven!"
TalkOrigins.org; read it.
"Adaptation and Change (such as catepillar to a butterfly, sometimes called micro evolution) does not mean Alligator to a Seagull, Seagull to a Mouse, Mouse to a Chicken, Chicken to a Shark, ad nauseum."
A caterpillar to a butterfly is metamorphosis moron, not evolution.
The rest of that is just typical strawman bullshit as nobody is saying any of those creatures are directly related.
"It has never been witnessed since recorded history and that covers thousands of years."
I suggest you give TalkOrigins another once over. There's a few articles with probably dozens of citations showing you to be quite out of the loop.
"Transitional fossils? Can't say anybody has ever found ONE let alone trillions that should be discovered with each shovel of dirt."
Do you even know what a transitional form is? Thought not.
"Evolution is the only state funded religion, imagine that."
Evolution is not a religion. Please stop saying it is. Pass that little nugget along to your fundy pals too.
