"Southern Decadence", also known as "Gay Mardis Gras" has a Gustav update link on their page. Can't they move their venue to an island somewhere or something? I'm not saying they attract hurricanes, but... Okay, they attract hurricanes.
The LORD is slow to anger, and great in power, and will not at all acquit the wicked: the LORD hath his way in the whirlwind and in the storm, and the clouds are the dust of his feet." (Nahum 1:3)
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So, not that there's nobody in New Orleans, the hurricane should sudden swerve away, due to the concentration of wickedness in other places?
METEOROLOGY DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY !
Your god is rather inept if that's his vengeful wrath to target a very insignificant and minor subset of people in an area.
P.S. I don't see any hurricanes or tornadoes in San Fransisco recently, yet I see a lot of them in the "bible belt" care to put forth a hypothesis as to why that is?
no...Southern Decadence is a pound of pralines from River Street Sweets located in Savannah, Georgia. Get your *^&* straight.
and they're seriously good
So there's like 10,000 people left in New Orleans, so statistics say only about 1000 of them are gay, Why is the hurricane still there?
Your first paragraph was ridiculous, silly, biting, and laugh-out loud funny. You should have stopped there.
The second paragraph spoils the whole thing. It was total crap.
I'd love to see your scientific reasoning behind the "gay people attract hurricanes" theory. Funny how land masses that don't naturally experience hurricanes -- Cananda, for instance -- are able to legalize gay marriage, and never end up being desecrated by hurricanes, earthquakes, etc. In fact, it seems that the only places that continue to experience hurricanes are the ones that have experienced them frequently in the past. Imagine that?
Reminds me of an incident about 10 years ago, when my hometown, the city of Orlando, put up rainbow flags for June. June being Pride month, and also when people were coming to the theme parks for Gay Days. Pat Robertson from the 700 Club said on his show that we were "waving these flags in God's face", which was dangerous because "you're in the path of hurricanes." IOW, we were tempting God to blow us off the map. I didn't know God was like a bull that you torqued off with a flag, but I digress.
We got a couple storm-lets. Virginia Beach got a serious hurricane. Guess what's there? Pat Robertson's CBN studio, Regent University, etc.
I hope that you don't live in a trailer park, puffer...because God's wrathful and righteous tornadoes have shown time and time again that he hates those half-house/half-vehicle abominations a lot...you don't want to be a hypocrite, now do you?
Florida has Mardi Gras?
Cool.
Ceiling Cat iz powrfl. He duz not get pisst ovr nothing.
See I can quote the Bible too.
I heard tell the Caribbean tends to attract hurricanes, due to the large amount of warm water in it during the summertime.
Clearly, God hates warm water.
No, you God damn retard.
Just no.
From "puffer."
Think about it.
Gee, if gays attract hurricanes maybe we can rent them out to the Sahel, Namibia, the Australian outback, the Sahara and other places desperate for water.
I find it amazing, and depressing, that in 2008 with all our knowledge of meterology there are STILL people who think the weather is caused by the mood swings of the Gods. Holy fucking shit. Seriously. I mean, for fuck sake what is wrong with these people. They have a more childish mentality than most children.
No, they don't attract hurricans. Hurricans go the place that has the hottest air.
In other words, straight your direction.
Democratic convention: Weather fine, despite a minister urging his flock to pray for a weather disruption.
Republican convention: Disrupted by two hurricanes. Gustav and Hanna (coming this Thursday).
Apparently, prayer has an opposite effect!
Slow to anger? The same god who consumed a bunch of Levites with flames the moment they offered him 'unauthorised fire', struck dead a guy who touched the Ark of the Covenant to prevent it's being dropped, set bears on kids for mocking a bald prophet and...
Ah ferget it!
And here they told me it was poor African Americans that attracted holy hurricanes.
puffer your lord is make believe, just like you think your IQ is above 50.
/"Southern Decadence", also known as "Gay Mardis Gras" has a Gustav update link on their page. Can't they move their venue to an island somewhere or something? I'm not saying they attract hurricanes, but... Okay, they attract hurricanes./
What about Manhattan? It's an island and goodness knows, we've got plenty of decadence here! That's odd. Oh, wait...
Confused?
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