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#608598
Saika
so he's admiting troll?
8/1/2008 10:05:10 AM
#608622
Addressed to all Angry, Obscene & Offensive Atheists: I am David Mathews and have come here to provoke you to reveal your anger, your bitterness, your hate, your bigotry, your prejudice and every other flaw of your dismal and hopeless soul. The more obscene and offensive you are the better.
And exactly why should we listen to you David Mathews? Why should we heed your challenge? Who do you represent in this final battle between good and evil? Are you a representative of god's army? Do you serve the powers of good? If so, we except your challenge, for we are one, we are legion, bwahahaha, be afraid be very afraid, you silly.
Don't restrain yourself. Let go of your inhibitions!
<spoken with German accent> Look into my eyes, loook into my eyeees, you are now in my power.
8/1/2008 10:31:14 AM
#608629
Journeyer
Meh!
*returns to playing EVE online*
8/1/2008 10:39:39 AM
#608642
HypnoToad
Good morning David! It's very nice to meet you!
8/1/2008 10:53:58 AM
#608908
Harry
You want to suck some nice hard cock, don't you Davey?
8/1/2008 1:53:20 PM
#608960
mary77
No anger, no hate--occasional annoyance, but not consigning you to satan. What a waste of time and energy--get a life, and get off the video games.
8/1/2008 2:35:28 PM
#609015
El Guapo
David--
1. I totally love your band!
2. That said, it seems like you're hoping maybe someone is going to get naked here. First, its not that kind of site, and second, don't you get tons of premium tail being a sensitive (and rich and handsome) musician?
3. Don't listen to what people say about J. Mayer (is that how its spelled?) being the "young Dave Mathews"...you paved the way for him, man.
Big ups,
El Guapo
8/1/2008 3:03:11 PM
#609032
Joules
What a twat.
8/1/2008 3:15:32 PM
#627583
Pompous much?
8/11/2008 8:27:20 PM
#627743
Alena
Hi! It's nice to meet you. I am somewhat sad that you've judged me in such a way without having heard me speak a single word, but such is the way of people like you.
I shall drown my sorrows in Marvel: Ultimate Alliance by beating the crap out of Doombots. That makes everyone feel better.
Have a nice day!
8/11/2008 9:44:17 PM
#627759
Amos
Satisfy your persecution fetish some other way. We've got better things to do than stimulate your masochism for you.
8/11/2008 9:52:42 PM
#627780
Philbert McAdamia
WTF is this? Call me a worm and pee in my face, Mistress?
Not for free, Dave - money up front, like always. I'm sure you know the drill.
8/11/2008 10:01:15 PM
#627814
Natasha
I'm an angry atheist! I hate it when I'm trying to get my kids, the pram and the shopping in the car. Then some jerk starts honking at me to hurry me up so they can get my space, even though there are heaps of empty ones two rows over.
There. I unleashed my anger. I don't really get what that has to do with my atheism though.
8/11/2008 10:19:02 PM
#627877
A. Person
SHIT PISS FUCK CUNT COCKSUCKER MOTHERFUCKER TITS
Happy?
8/11/2008 10:45:31 PM
#627890
EnglerP
So, how was it in the Australian Big Brother House? Oh, and you had a little typo: An 's' too much.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Mathew
8/11/2008 10:50:16 PM
#629509
Ameno
Dave Mathews, you... you...
You big POOPY HEAD!
Oh, no I'm letting him win!
8/13/2008 12:35:59 AM
#629547
Darth Vader... For Freedom
Uh... Dave Mathews? Really?
8/13/2008 1:07:58 AM
#629870
agentCDE
HI MY NAME IS DAVID MATHEWS ONLY DAVE MATHEWS IS A MUSICIAN AND I AM A TROLL HA HA WHOOPS
yeah that's all I got.
8/13/2008 6:01:37 AM
#629872
Elf Hat
Your band sucks too Troll
8/13/2008 6:03:18 AM
#691942
Anti - Dei
You bastard. Congratulations.
9/20/2008 9:54:44 PM
#1244567
Spencer
Talk like this is going to get Dave Mathews banned
1/12/2011 6:34:36 PM
#1244671
Justanotheratheist
Yawn.
Time to go outside for a cigarette.
1/13/2011 2:29:08 AM
#1244820
Swede
Bored now...
1/13/2011 8:13:08 AM
#1244830
Rubicon
Let's be friends!
1/13/2011 8:31:01 AM
#1244834
Anon
*Starts to throw pink fluffy rabbit toys at David Mathews*
Oooohhhh David! You are sooooo .... cuuuute! Sweeeeet!!! *hugs David*
1/13/2011 8:32:52 AM
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