Addressed to all Angry, Obscene & Offensive Atheists: I am David Mathews and have come here to provoke you to reveal your anger, your bitterness, your hate, your bigotry, your prejudice and every other flaw of your dismal and hopeless soul. The more obscene and offensive you are the better. Don't restrain yourself. Let go of your inhibitions!
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Addressed to all Angry, Obscene & Offensive Atheists: I am David Mathews and have come here to provoke you to reveal your anger, your bitterness, your hate, your bigotry, your prejudice and every other flaw of your dismal and hopeless soul. The more obscene and offensive you are the better.
And exactly why should we listen to you David Mathews? Why should we heed your challenge? Who do you represent in this final battle between good and evil? Are you a representative of god's army? Do you serve the powers of good? If so, we except your challenge, for we are one, we are legion, bwahahaha, be afraid be very afraid, you silly.
Don't restrain yourself. Let go of your inhibitions!
<spoken with German accent> Look into my eyes, loook into my eyeees, you are now in my power.
No anger, no hate--occasional annoyance, but not consigning you to satan. What a waste of time and energy--get a life, and get off the video games.
David--
1. I totally love your band!
2. That said, it seems like you're hoping maybe someone is going to get naked here. First, its not that kind of site, and second, don't you get tons of premium tail being a sensitive (and rich and handsome) musician?
3. Don't listen to what people say about J. Mayer (is that how its spelled?) being the "young Dave Mathews"...you paved the way for him, man.
Big ups,
El Guapo
Hi! It's nice to meet you. I am somewhat sad that you've judged me in such a way without having heard me speak a single word, but such is the way of people like you.
I shall drown my sorrows in Marvel: Ultimate Alliance by beating the crap out of Doombots. That makes everyone feel better.
Have a nice day!
WTF is this? Call me a worm and pee in my face, Mistress?
Not for free, Dave - money up front, like always. I'm sure you know the drill.
I'm an angry atheist! I hate it when I'm trying to get my kids, the pram and the shopping in the car. Then some jerk starts honking at me to hurry me up so they can get my space, even though there are heaps of empty ones two rows over.
There. I unleashed my anger. I don't really get what that has to do with my atheism though.
Dave Mathews, you... you...
You big POOPY HEAD!
Oh, no I'm letting him win!
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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