haha thats rite checkmate u dumbass athiests 2 billion christins vs 500 million athiests = CHRISTINS WIN
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Two billion idiots, to our five hundred million freethinkers; You must be so proud.
CHRISTINS Nice spelling! LULZ
Two billion Christians vs. 4.7 billion non-Christians. Who wins again?
Of course, if we count only Truly Saved True Christians as opposed to nominal Christians, the numbers look far worse for you.
Now let's add up the functioning brain cells.
From one of the sites touting this statistic:
"(Sizes shown are approximate estimates, and are here mainly for the purpose of ordering the groups, not providing a definitive number. This list is sociological/statistical in perspective.)"
"The adherent counts presented in the list above are current estimates of the number of people who have at least a minimal level of self-identification as adherents of the religion. Levels of participation vary within all groups. These numbers tend toward the high end of reasonable worldwide estimates. Valid arguments can be made for different figures, but if the same criteria are used for all groups, the relative order should be the same."
Translation:
1. Those telling us to bugger off when asked to take the survey were excluded from the STATISTICAL SAMPLE used to extrapolate these numbers.
2. Our numbers are inflated, but based on the people we asked and didn't exclude, the proportion is correct.
Total combined population of China and India: 2.78 billion. Total world population: 6.7 billion.
That means by your estimate, there are 4.7 billion non-Christians. YOU FAIL!
Alright. And if all of us were to go away, you would likely starve or die of the common cold.
It'd be like a pithier version of an Ayn Rand novel.
One, this isn't a popularity contest.
To, go back to school. And I don't mean homeschool.
PS...Its like in Peter Pan, when the children of the world bring Tinkerbell back to life by clapping.
If 2 billion "christins" light enough candles, maybe Jebus will come back from the dead.
crappy maths aside, there are more people who have no access to drinkable water, computers and modern medicine, does it mean that that lifestyle is better?. And, overly, 2/3 of the world is not Christian. Numbers are only good when CONVENIENT to you?
Quality > quantity.
CHRISTINS [sic] LOSE.
So the argument that is true is automatically the one with the most followers? I could become a magician and create a trick where I made people think a chicken was performing algebra. If I took that chicken all over the world and tricked everybody to think the chicken was really performing algebra, would that mean the chicken actually is performing algebra?
600+ billion cockroaches vs 6 billion humans = cockroaches win!
See dear, just because there're more of you doesn't mean you're better.
We atheists are multiplying exponentially ever since you stopped killing us off and forcing us to live life faking that we were Christians.
P.S. = If one man says the world is a sphere while the rest of the planet says its flat..who wins?
"haha thats rite checkmate u dumbass athiests 2 billion christins vs 500 million athiests = CHRISTINS WIN"
With that prime example of the argot known as Fuckwit (as spoken by Chavs here in the UK) nlitement, I think even we mere 500 million Atheists have nothing to fear.
The battle has already been won, you just don't know it yet. If Knowledge is Power, then your brain wouldn't light a 4 watt bulb. We have the scientific evidence. We have the facts . We have the LHC. We win.
All you have is a book. And... that's it. Thus even you '2 billion Christians'...:
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I'd rather be "athiest" and literate, than "CHRISTIN" and illiterate.
Using your "logic": 100 billion flies can't be wrong; eat shit!
And yet, each and every one of those 2 billion Christians has at least 2 billion bacteria inside their bodies.
Checkmate indeed = Bacteria win.
Two billion Christians vs FIVE billion NON-Christians. You lose. Plus, argument from popularity. Plus, "nlitement" sounds stupid and pretentious. Now run along, I don't have all day to wait for my burger.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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