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My primary goal is to find a wife that knows that she was created for man, that she is to be her husband's helpmate, that she is totally under her husband's authority and is to obey her husband with all her heart, mind, body and soul and that it is her husband that she is devoted to and loyal to and seeks to please with all her being. Such a wife is a Godly Christian wife. Any deviation from this it NOT a Godly Christian wife but is rather a rebellious witch and whore. Most of Christendom is filled with rebellious witch whores.

Man For Young Girl To Become My Wife, Looking for a young girl to become my wife. 56 Comments [8/31/2008 5:34:31 PM]
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Funnyguts

Well this is fucked up. Just a question. How young is young?

9/15/2008 11:54:41 PM

GreenEyedLilo

I'm glad to read that most Christian women have too much self-respect for a jerk like this.

9/16/2008 12:52:59 AM

Quantum Mechanic

"My primary goal is to find a wife"

You won't.
Give up now; Kill yourself.

9/16/2008 12:54:32 AM

Rivaltuna

...
This is why we need the world to become social darwinist...

9/16/2008 12:57:47 AM



@GreenEyedLilo: Most women in general have too much self-respect for this insolent cretin.

9/16/2008 1:01:39 AM

Mark

Did Heartbrokenbrad from Flyleaffans start his own blog?

9/16/2008 2:27:58 AM

Philbert McAdamia

If I thought for a minute Christendumb is where all the "rebellious witch whores" are, that's where I'd do my shopping. Heh heh heh.

9/16/2008 2:35:03 AM

Harry

Hey fuckface,
Your X-Ray came back


9/16/2008 6:16:16 AM

Brain_In_A_Jar

that she is to be her husband's helpmate,

Great - the meme is beginning to mutate.

9/16/2008 11:55:00 AM

Heather

Okaaay, good luck with that. I think your chances of finding a brain-dead doormat are quite slim.

9/16/2008 12:00:26 PM

Freboy

Grow a pair, be a real man and deserve her respect.

9/16/2008 12:51:09 PM

Joules

I made the mistake of clicking through to the blog...

(sorry if this is a bit long)

Yes, I am real and I am really here looking for a wife. I am very picky, so the advantage of NOT being desperate enables me to wait, even a long time, to find the one right for me....

I am a 53 year old Caucasian male. I'm usually guessed to be 10 to 15 years younger than I really am.... I was married once, 20 plus years. I haven't kissed a girl since being divorced over three years ago. I don't engage in sexual activities outside of marriage. I'm Disease free.


Quick Disqualification List

Now, if possible, let’s quickly get rid of all you posers, players, illiterates, and girls that are not serious or don’t qualify, which is about 99.9% of you who IM me. If ANY of the following are TRUE of you, then immediately STOP reading and move on to someone else, I simply would not be interested in you, not one bit:

1. You were born male. It is so disgusting, the number of males that think I should be interested in them because they cross dress or had a gender changing operation. YUK!!!

2. Though born female, you want to be male.

3. You think this profile is too long to read. Wait until the next revision. LOL (Laughing Out Loud)

4. You do not have the comprehension skills necessary to ascertain what this profile instructs you to do if seriously interested in me.

5. You cannot or will not do as instructed in this profile.

6. You cuss/swear and/or have a potty mouth.

7. You are not thin or slim.

8. You smoke or do drugs.

9. You drink more than a glass of wine a day or drink any other liquor.

10. You cannot walk seven (7) miles non-stop averaging 1 mile per 20 minutes and without drinking or eating anything during the walk.

11. You have to go to the bathroom more than once during a four hour date where we first have dinner at a restaurant then see a movie.

12. Your attitude is not respectful, humble and kind.

13. You have any communicable diseases.

14. You are looking for a well to do man who will provide you with a life of little work and lots of leisure and play. I am not looking for a whore, I am not a "Sugar Daddy". All girls seeking a "Sugar Daddy" are whores.

15. You are a party girl or one that craves attention or has to be the center of attention.

16. Staying in fashion is important to you.

17. You are a vegetarian, that is, you do not eat meat or fish.

18. You have an unhealthy love of animals, you believe they have a soul, you give them equal or more importance than people.

19. You desire to pursue your own career, even after marriage....

My preferred range is between 24 and 29.


Oh, and he already has four 'wonderful children' and doesn't want any more.

I can't help but wonder what sort of woman would put up with him for 20 minutes, let alone 20 years. Or has he had some sort of weird conversion to xianity in the last few years?

I'm off to bleach my brain and try to pretend I never read it.


9/16/2008 1:08:46 PM

Boadicea

At least we know why he's divorced ....

9/16/2008 1:15:36 PM

JohnTheAtheist

Joules, thanks for posting that. That is truly amazing. Seriously he is 53 looking for a 25 year old, that in and of itself is fucked up, but this is not sexual. I found it AMAZING that his first disclaimer was no transgendered people.

How many women, er girls, are lining up to be this douchebags doormat do you think?

9/16/2008 1:23:53 PM

Punches Pilot

I clicked through to the guy’s blog. My only consolation: There’s no one on the planet with self-esteem low enough to get with this narcissistic idiot.

9/16/2008 2:40:06 PM

Grigadil

Is this one of those UCBerkeley sociology experiments?

Or, wut?

So, "man", do you enjoy your continuing relationship with Palm-ela Hand-erson? BTW, your graceless username omits the "Has No Fucking Chance" after "Man".

9/16/2008 3:41:55 PM

Pious

Maybe Poe?
Large chance that is.

9/16/2008 4:03:52 PM

nemesis

You want a blow-up doll, not a woman

9/16/2008 4:27:39 PM

Elia

He's shit outta luck. That age range tends to be the time when women start really focusing on their careers and getting financially stable before considering marriage. He probably doesn't want anyone his age or just ten years younger because those women tend to be more self-aware and would drop his ass in a New York minute if he tried to power-trip or boss them around.

9/17/2008 2:24:03 AM



@ Harry - LMMFAO!

9/17/2008 2:26:56 AM

Natasha

This guy is looking for a very attractive, slim or trim woman in her 20's, educated and intelligent BUT she must be Christian and willing to live her life in servitude to a 53 year old husband.

He might have had a chance but he specifies that the woman must not have or want children. What kind of fundie Christian is going to sign up for that? Plus he requires the women to send pictures of themselves in a tank top and shorts so that he can confirm that they are in fact, a young, slim, attractive woman. Plus you have to send him your height, weight and bra size before he'll talk to you. What kind of fundie Christian girl is going to send sexy pictures of herself over the internet and tell a stranger about her breasts?

He wants a mail-order bride, but wants to 'buy' American. He honestly says this. In the paragraph titled: 'Mail order bride'. People like this disgust me.

9/17/2008 4:10:37 AM

aaa

Good luck with that, loser!

12/6/2008 5:49:46 PM

Cabraxas

Why do I seriously doubt that he's had any serious replies?

12/6/2008 6:41:47 PM

Anon

Fail.

12/6/2008 6:44:01 PM



This makes me shudder because there are young women with such low self esteem that they would be willing to debase themselves like this. I don't think he'll have any trouble finding somebody, at least until she gains enough confidence to pick herself off the floor, put some makeup on those bruises, get some shoes on her feet, take her four young children, two still in diapers, and run away from his sorry old ass.

12/6/2008 6:48:38 PM
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