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Atheists are funny when they become offensive. No doubt about it. Atheists are a whole lot more entertaining when they are emotional, obscene and irrational.

David Mathews, Internet Infidels 16 Comments [10/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Fundies are funny when they become offensive. No doubt about it. Fundies are a whole lot more entertaining when they are emotional, obscene and irrational.

Fixed.

10/30/2007 11:13:33 AM

GigaGuess

Mirror mirror...

10/30/2007 11:28:03 AM

Caustic Gnostic

Yeh, w'tever.

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I'm fond of the quaint term "gobshite".

10/30/2007 11:59:07 AM

anti-nonsese

most of the time in an arguement between an atheist and a fundie, the atheist behaves a whole lot better then the fundie, when fundies lose an arguement they tend to throw hissy fits in all caps.

10/30/2007 12:04:11 PM



Everyone is funny when they're obscene, emotional, and irrational. That's how we are.

12/7/2009 10:13:38 PM

David B.

"Atheists are a whole lot more entertaining when they are emotional, obscene and irrational."

Because nothing pisses you off more than when we don't sink to your level.

12/8/2009 4:41:12 AM

FSMpirate

Oh yeah?! Well, I'm rubber, you are glue...

Really. Stupid. Glue.

12/10/2009 8:06:49 AM

Rapax Pringer

Wow, fundies really are schadenfreude-philes.

10/28/2010 5:22:36 PM

Angua

Actually, I think that this applies to people in general. Replace the word "atheist" with just about any group of people and the results are the same.

10/28/2010 5:27:39 PM

Saringuy

But then again, so is everyone.

Fundies win the race tough, hands down.

1/18/2013 3:02:34 PM

xyz

Show me one of these "emotional, obscene, and irrational" atheists. They sound interesting. All the atheists I've ever seen are quite calm and rational.

1/18/2013 3:50:26 PM

Crimson Lizard

You're one of those stupid assholes who laughs at absolutely everything, aren't you?

3/4/2014 9:46:28 AM

Philbert McAdamia

Atheists are funny when they become offensive.

Thank you, thank you very much, asshole. I'm here all week. Fuck Jesus.
Tough crowd, but ya gotta keep 'em laughing.
Piss on your bible, dummy. And tune in tomorrow night.

3/4/2014 10:10:37 AM

Dr. Shrinker

And yet, religious fanatics are losing on almost every front. Abortion is still legal. Marriage equality is rapidly becoming the law of the land. Creationism has been discredited as a science and, consequently, can no longer be taught as such. Teachers are not allowed to lead student prayers. And, with each passing year, the average attendance at churches in the USA drops. As I said, you are losing, to people you dismiss as "emotional, obscene and irrational."

I, for one, find that very funny.

3/4/2014 10:15:09 AM

Swede

That's true about everyone, I guess. No-one who is rational, factual and down-to-earth is particularly funny. Informative and educational, yes, but not that funny, often.

However, when Creatinists try to be rational, factual and down-to-earth, they are even more funny than when they are offensive, and they fail at it almost every single time.

3/6/2014 2:01:09 AM

Canadiest

This is an odd sentiment, since you lot take offense over anything or anyone not locked into your God club.

Methinks you're doing the ole projection here or you are deliberately antagonizing them with "Atheism takes no brains" type of witnessing.

Provoking anger is a tool of many creationists. Comfort does that, constantly praising believers for their common sense or logic and accusing Atheists of devious intentions or ignorance. Working on that "the person that get's upset or angry must have something to hide" nonsense, which in their case they call Righteous indignation when they go off.

For them too just being curt and showing a little irritation becomes "Dawkins was foaming at the mouth and couldn't get coherent words out to counter the brilliant irreducible complexity arguement presented calmly and politely by the happy creationist"


3/10/2014 7:22:44 AM
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