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God created Adam..........then took one of Adam's ribs and created Eve. Are all males born missing a rib, and if so.......doesnt this kinda disprove the evolution theory?

Cindybobindy, Rapture Ready 16 Comments [10/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Tom S. Fox

No, no, aaaaaaaand no!

2/13/2008 1:55:52 AM

Hawker Hurricane

I suggest counting your ribs, then counting your boyfriends, and noticing that men and women have the same number... thereby disproving Creationism.

2/13/2008 2:21:27 AM

Deriamis

O RLY?

Well, I don't know about evolution, but I do know something that disproves the "men have fewer ribs" thing. Try actually counting them - you'll find you are dead wrong.

By the way - actually finding out for yourself whether you are right or wrong is called science.

2/13/2008 2:41:48 AM

Typhon

A-HA, FOOLS! For, you see, Cindybobindy is RIGHT! Everybody KNOWS males are supposed to have one rib MORE than females, but instead the numbers are EVEN! How do you explain THAT! <walks away proud, underwear worn on head as they should be>

7/20/2008 1:15:57 PM

Quantum Mechanic

You really need to take a basic anatomy course.
Better yet, die in a fire.

7/20/2008 1:17:34 PM

Canadiest

Their leaders have to be reintroducing this lie on a regular basis.
Sooo many of them believe this.

And...since your're wrong about the rib thing:Does'nt that prove Evolution? ( No it does'nt, I just thought I'd try jumping to a conclusion,, almost sprained a brain cell trying)

7/20/2008 3:55:02 PM

Allegory for Jesus

Mmmmm....rib. Mmmmm...Eve.

9/18/2010 8:17:39 AM

Anon

Wasn't the word "rib" in that story supposed to have been a euphemism for why human males don't have a baculum?

And that has been explained by evolutionary biology.

2/2/2011 6:03:45 PM

Dr. Shrinker

1) Men and women have the same number of ribs
2) If they didn't, isn't it plausible that ancient people examined the corpses of men and women, counted the ribs and made up a story to explain the discrepancy?

2/2/2011 6:37:14 PM

JohnTheAtheist

Cindy was apparently born missing her brain.

2/2/2011 6:50:10 PM

Quantum Mechanic

No, it proves you can't count.

2/2/2011 7:17:25 PM

Azathoth's Puppy

Genesis 1:27 - God created man and woman at the same time, in his image. Nothing is said at all about any ribs.

So no, you're wrong, and so is your book.


2/3/2011 3:02:08 PM

Quantum Mechanic

Men and women have the same 12 pairs of ribs, liar.

8/6/2012 4:44:06 AM



wrong, no missing ribs here.

and no because it is not true.

8/7/2012 10:48:09 PM

Quantum Mechanic

Another F in basic human anatomy.

11/16/2014 12:23:45 PM

Canadiest

You got it, and it was from the left side so it only had the X chromosome because as we all well know the Y chromosome is on the right. So these wrong chromed ribs caused girls to get bumpy and care about clothes and hair too much and well, you know the rest.


Somebody tell me if they pick up on this revelation willya? Sounds right up JohnR7s alley or venomfangxs alley.

11/17/2014 5:12:09 PM
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