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God created Adam..........then took one of Adam's ribs and created Eve. Are all males born missing a rib, and if so.......doesnt this kinda disprove the evolution theory?

Cindybobindy, Rapture Ready 14 Comments [10/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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#405709
Tom S. Fox

No, no, aaaaaaaand no!

2/13/2008 1:55:52 AM

#405734
Hawker Hurricane

I suggest counting your ribs, then counting your boyfriends, and noticing that men and women have the same number... thereby disproving Creationism.

2/13/2008 2:21:27 AM

#405742
Deriamis

O RLY?

Well, I don't know about evolution, but I do know something that disproves the "men have fewer ribs" thing. Try actually counting them - you'll find you are dead wrong.

By the way - actually finding out for yourself whether you are right or wrong is called science.

2/13/2008 2:41:48 AM

#596247
Typhon

A-HA, FOOLS! For, you see, Cindybobindy is RIGHT! Everybody KNOWS males are supposed to have one rib MORE than females, but instead the numbers are EVEN! How do you explain THAT! <walks away proud, underwear worn on head as they should be>

7/20/2008 1:15:57 PM

#596248
Quantum Mechanic

You really need to take a basic anatomy course.
Better yet, die in a fire.

7/20/2008 1:17:34 PM

#596395
Canadiest

Their leaders have to be reintroducing this lie on a regular basis.
Sooo many of them believe this.

And...since your're wrong about the rib thing:Does'nt that prove Evolution? ( No it does'nt, I just thought I'd try jumping to a conclusion,, almost sprained a brain cell trying)

7/20/2008 3:55:02 PM

#1209028
Allegory for Jesus

Mmmmm....rib. Mmmmm...Eve.

9/18/2010 8:17:39 AM

#1252082
Anon

Wasn't the word "rib" in that story supposed to have been a euphemism for why human males don't have a baculum?

And that has been explained by evolutionary biology.

2/2/2011 6:03:45 PM

#1252085
Dr. Shrinker

1) Men and women have the same number of ribs
2) If they didn't, isn't it plausible that ancient people examined the corpses of men and women, counted the ribs and made up a story to explain the discrepancy?

2/2/2011 6:37:14 PM

#1252087
JohnTheAtheist

Cindy was apparently born missing her brain.

2/2/2011 6:50:10 PM

#1252092
Quantum Mechanic

No, it proves you can't count.

2/2/2011 7:17:25 PM

#1252380
Azathoth's Puppy

Genesis 1:27 - God created man and woman at the same time, in his image. Nothing is said at all about any ribs.

So no, you're wrong, and so is your book.


2/3/2011 3:02:08 PM

#1431308
Quantum Mechanic

Men and women have the same 12 pairs of ribs, liar.

8/6/2012 4:44:06 AM

#1432088


wrong, no missing ribs here.

and no because it is not true.

8/7/2012 10:48:09 PM
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