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Quote# 4664

If i become a doctor it will be to heal humans. If i wanted to heal primates i would have been a veterinarian.

Magus55, Internet Infidels 17 Comments [10/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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#130225
ScienceIsGreen

Fundie is where?

12/31/2006 1:23:17 PM
#130286
Drakeal

I think I follow this, nut the stupid is so overwhelming I'm not sure if that's even possible.

12/31/2006 7:31:56 PM
#130288
Amos

Right now I'm picturing Magus' dictionary, its weight doubled with whiteout and \"corrections.\"

12/31/2006 7:41:11 PM
#130294
szenah

If you want to be a doctor, you'll need to grow a brain.

12/31/2006 8:00:03 PM
#178209
holly

well thats nice...
we dont really care.

3/7/2007 4:39:11 AM
#178230
Rahab

Do you need a medical degree to pray the cancer out of someone's body?

3/7/2007 5:30:13 AM
#178680
JP

I'm assuming he'll fail bio in college and never make it to med school. Or possibly fail it in highschool, and never make it to pre-med.

3/7/2007 7:36:32 PM
#187100
God

Humans ARE primates. All evolution debate aside, I don't think anybody disputes that part.

3/19/2007 10:14:05 PM
#660135
Achtundachtzig

Don't be silly, some of them even dispute that humans are animals. Yeah... I definitely don't want this guy to become a doctor. Scary thought.

8/30/2008 9:24:33 AM
#892200
That_Guy

If you don't learn enough biology to know that humans are primates you'll never be either.

2/10/2009 7:39:12 PM
#892216
rw23

If you do train as a vet and then choose to practice as a vet in the UK, you'll find that under certain conditions you are also allowed to treat humans. Fortunately for most zoo dwellers, however, medical doctors aren't allowed to just swan in* and treat them at random.

* Sorry! Couldn't resist the pun.

2/10/2009 7:44:05 PM
#1236803
Quantum Mechanic

I don't think you'll get into med school.

12/21/2010 8:17:50 PM
#1236882
Justanothratheist

You're as likely to become a doctor as my 86 year old bedridden uncle is to ride the next winner of the Kentucky Derby.

Humans are primates, you idiot.

12/22/2010 2:03:28 AM
#1236994
ThisTroper

Fun with quoting:

"If i become a doctor it will be to heal... primates..."
-Magus55

12/22/2010 6:02:11 AM
#1461981
Saringuy

don't worry, you'll never even come close with a such pisspoor understanding of biology.

10/23/2012 4:18:21 PM
#1461988
Dr.Shrinker

Too good for faith healing I see Magus.

10/23/2012 4:56:56 PM
#1461990
Philbert McAdamia

You'd better just keep that day job at Mickey D's.

10/23/2012 5:04:48 PM
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