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If i become a doctor it will be to heal humans. If i wanted to heal primates i would have been a veterinarian.

Magus55, Internet Infidels 17 Comments [10/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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ScienceIsGreen

Fundie is where?

12/31/2006 1:23:17 PM

Drakeal

I think I follow this, nut the stupid is so overwhelming I'm not sure if that's even possible.

12/31/2006 7:31:56 PM

Amos

Right now I'm picturing Magus' dictionary, its weight doubled with whiteout and \"corrections.\"

12/31/2006 7:41:11 PM

szenah

If you want to be a doctor, you'll need to grow a brain.

12/31/2006 8:00:03 PM

holly

well thats nice...
we dont really care.

3/7/2007 4:39:11 AM

Rahab

Do you need a medical degree to pray the cancer out of someone's body?

3/7/2007 5:30:13 AM

JP

I'm assuming he'll fail bio in college and never make it to med school. Or possibly fail it in highschool, and never make it to pre-med.

3/7/2007 7:36:32 PM

God

Humans ARE primates. All evolution debate aside, I don't think anybody disputes that part.

3/19/2007 10:14:05 PM

Achtundachtzig

Don't be silly, some of them even dispute that humans are animals. Yeah... I definitely don't want this guy to become a doctor. Scary thought.

8/30/2008 9:24:33 AM

That_Guy

If you don't learn enough biology to know that humans are primates you'll never be either.

2/10/2009 7:39:12 PM

rw23

If you do train as a vet and then choose to practice as a vet in the UK, you'll find that under certain conditions you are also allowed to treat humans. Fortunately for most zoo dwellers, however, medical doctors aren't allowed to just swan in* and treat them at random.

* Sorry! Couldn't resist the pun.

2/10/2009 7:44:05 PM

Quantum Mechanic

I don't think you'll get into med school.

12/21/2010 8:17:50 PM

Justanothratheist

You're as likely to become a doctor as my 86 year old bedridden uncle is to ride the next winner of the Kentucky Derby.

Humans are primates, you idiot.

12/22/2010 2:03:28 AM

ThisTroper

Fun with quoting:

"If i become a doctor it will be to heal... primates..."
-Magus55

12/22/2010 6:02:11 AM

Saringuy

don't worry, you'll never even come close with a such pisspoor understanding of biology.

10/23/2012 4:18:21 PM

Dr.Shrinker

Too good for faith healing I see Magus.

10/23/2012 4:56:56 PM

Philbert McAdamia

You'd better just keep that day job at Mickey D's.

10/23/2012 5:04:48 PM
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