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If i become a doctor it will be to heal humans. If i wanted to heal primates i would have been a veterinarian.
[10/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 5
Fundie is where?
12/31/2006 1:23:17 PM
I think I follow this, nut the stupid is so overwhelming I'm not sure if that's even possible.
12/31/2006 7:31:56 PM
Right now I'm picturing Magus' dictionary, its weight doubled with whiteout and \"corrections.\"
12/31/2006 7:41:11 PM
If you want to be a doctor, you'll need to grow a brain.
12/31/2006 8:00:03 PM
well thats nice...
we dont really care.
3/7/2007 4:39:11 AM
Do you need a medical degree to pray the cancer out of someone's body?
3/7/2007 5:30:13 AM
I'm assuming he'll fail bio in college and never make it to med school. Or possibly fail it in highschool, and never make it to pre-med.
3/7/2007 7:36:32 PM
Humans ARE primates. All evolution debate aside, I don't think anybody disputes that part.
3/19/2007 10:14:05 PM
Don't be silly, some of them even dispute that humans are animals. Yeah... I definitely don't want this guy to become a doctor. Scary thought.
8/30/2008 9:24:33 AM
If you don't learn enough biology to know that humans are primates you'll never be either.
2/10/2009 7:39:12 PM
If you do train as a vet and then choose to practice as a vet in the UK, you'll find that under certain conditions you are also allowed to treat humans. Fortunately for most zoo dwellers, however, medical doctors aren't allowed to just swan in* and treat them at random.
* Sorry! Couldn't resist the pun.
2/10/2009 7:44:05 PM
I don't think you'll get into med school.
12/21/2010 8:17:50 PM
You're as likely to become a doctor as my 86 year old bedridden uncle is to ride the next winner of the Kentucky Derby.
Humans are primates, you idiot.
12/22/2010 2:03:28 AM
Fun with quoting:
"If i become a doctor it will be to heal... primates..."
12/22/2010 6:02:11 AM
don't worry, you'll never even come close with a such pisspoor understanding of biology.
10/23/2012 4:18:21 PM
Too good for faith healing I see Magus.
10/23/2012 4:56:56 PM
You'd better just keep that day job at Mickey D's.
10/23/2012 5:04:48 PM