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Last week I saw a demon with a goats head, a mans body, cloven hooves and was silver in color. I went on the attack rebuking and castingout. But I still sensed him in the area. So after much prayer and fasting I no longer sense its presence. Then today the Holy Spirit showed me a "spirit of a python". I think these demons are being sent out against our team. I am not familiar with the first demon, and know very little about the python spirit. Has anyone else seen these demons? Can anyone one give me any info on these demons? Because of my schedule, 3 services on sunday, 1 on tuesday, 1 on wednesday, 1 on thursday, I am hard pressed for time to do proper research. What are there manifestatations or traits?
I was also threatened by some other demons with violent death, death by butcher knife!

My friends, there are demons appearing as monsters all over the globe. In fact, they are becoming more embolden, as they come on church property in an attempt to instill fear. Fear has gripped North America and they know that most Americans are scared of their activity. Their work continues unhindred.

We must take our SWORDS and banish their presence in the holy name & blood of Jesus!

rev.dave, Ministering Deliverance 65 Comments [9/5/2008 11:06:38 PM]
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#671347
Illuminatalie

You've been up for 3 days, you should get some sleep!

9/5/2008 11:10:37 PM

#671350
claptrap

WTF? Are you sure they aren't LSD flashbacks?
if not, your in need of a psychologist.

9/5/2008 11:12:33 PM

#671355
Mr Blur

Now you've stopped taking your medication, Davie, haven't you?

9/5/2008 11:15:36 PM

#671356
J. Random Lurker

I'm sorry Dave, but you're trippin' on some serious 'shrooms...

9/5/2008 11:15:58 PM

#671363
Xotan

What stuff are you on?

Sounds like you need a more reliable supplier.

9/5/2008 11:18:12 PM

#671376
Wilhelm

That's not friggin' fair. When I played D&D it was never that cool. Then again, I was a chaotic-neutral cleric. <shrug>

9/5/2008 11:23:53 PM

#671403
RavenWood

Don't use crack anymore.

9/5/2008 11:35:17 PM

#671417
Papabear

I saw that too, but then I changed the channel.

You ARE right about fear gripping North America. McCain and Palin scare me even more than GWB and Cheney.

9/5/2008 11:45:07 PM

#671422
Giveitaday

<place idiotic stupid shit here>

B.U.L.L.S.H.I.T.
Lying for jesus, or Lying for attention.

9/5/2008 11:47:21 PM

#671429
Headache

Wtf?

Reality is not some form of massive role playing universe where your bible has a +5 Holiness attached to it and ... Oh man, how stupid are these people...

9/5/2008 11:49:17 PM

#671435
Vaporize This

oh sweetie, that wasn't a demon... it was my patronus.

9/5/2008 11:51:23 PM

#671465
Jay-Sus

Lack of sleep can have some serious side effect.

9/6/2008 12:03:05 AM

#671472
Pete H

You are psychotic. You need urgent psychiatric treatment.

In fact, every person who has posted on that MD thread needs to be admitted to a psych unit. Apparently there are villages in Pakistan that are composed entirely of demon-people. Really! It's perhaps unsurprising that no-one challenges this asinine assertion. Unsurprising, but shocking and disturbing. How these people are allowed to vote, breed and subject others to their insane influence just boggles the mind.

9/6/2008 12:07:38 AM

#671489
Selkie

Someone call the hurry-up wagon.

9/6/2008 12:17:19 AM

#671492
Allegory for Jesus

"Last week I saw a demon with a goats head, a mans body, cloven hooves and was silver in color."

You forget to mention that it was 4 inches tall and made out of pewter.

Also: craaaaaazy.

9/6/2008 12:19:34 AM

#671499
Old Viking

Let me know when you're going to start slashing at the air with swords, OK?

9/6/2008 12:27:20 AM

#671506
Alex

Where can I get the mushrooms you're eating, rev?

9/6/2008 12:30:04 AM

#671509
Marsten

I'm voting this as not fundie, because it's not so much fundie as just seriously mentally fucked-up, Charles Manson kind of fucked up.

9/6/2008 12:32:02 AM

#671517
Kandel

Poe's law, right? Or too much LSD?

9/6/2008 12:35:30 AM

#671533
Moon Wolfhowl

"Last week I saw a demon with a goats head, a mans body, cloven hooves and was silver in color."

Dude, I think I know that guy. I hear he's crazy at conventions.

9/6/2008 12:41:23 AM

#671559
nfp

Awesome. This is my new favorite fiction site. Silver Baphomet vs. Jebus Bloody Swordsmen. Bring it on...

9/6/2008 1:10:05 AM

#671560
LadyJafaria

Don't worry about a snake demon. It's probably just Crowley. He doesn't want to hurt you, he just wants to stop the world from ending so he can hang out with his best friend who's an angel.

9/6/2008 1:10:52 AM

#671572
Gabriel LaVedier

It's like some kind of JesusLARP gone horribly, horribly wrong.

9/6/2008 1:20:43 AM

#671574
Porky Pine

Lay off the Peyote, ok?

9/6/2008 1:22:08 AM

#671588
Painful

Python?

Was it jungle, carpet, reticulated, burmese, ball, or was it just some computer code?

9/6/2008 1:36:19 AM
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