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Last week I saw a demon with a goats head, a mans body, cloven hooves and was silver in color. I went on the attack rebuking and castingout. But I still sensed him in the area. So after much prayer and fasting I no longer sense its presence. Then today the Holy Spirit showed me a "spirit of a python". I think these demons are being sent out against our team. I am not familiar with the first demon, and know very little about the python spirit. Has anyone else seen these demons? Can anyone one give me any info on these demons? Because of my schedule, 3 services on sunday, 1 on tuesday, 1 on wednesday, 1 on thursday, I am hard pressed for time to do proper research. What are there manifestatations or traits?
I was also threatened by some other demons with violent death, death by butcher knife!

My friends, there are demons appearing as monsters all over the globe. In fact, they are becoming more embolden, as they come on church property in an attempt to instill fear. Fear has gripped North America and they know that most Americans are scared of their activity. Their work continues unhindred.

We must take our SWORDS and banish their presence in the holy name & blood of Jesus!

rev.dave, Ministering Deliverance 65 Comments [9/5/2008 11:06:38 PM]
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#671592

Grigadil

I think you may be too far gone to flog your log, but that's what I'd advise. Break the demons' spell, you know. Like a charm, it works!

Other than that, a double Tequila. Remember the salt, eh? Important, salt.

9/6/2008 1:39:22 AM

#671619

perdurabo

Was this "spirit of a python" in your pants possibly?....if it was, please do the kingdom of jeebus a favor and cut that thing to pieces ok?

9/6/2008 1:58:46 AM

#671644

Fishcakes

I work at a zoo and often handle a python. She's the sweetest animal there, actually. She doesn't squeeze too hard and she's particularly fond of my poor mother (who's very snake-a-phobic). XD That snake is so adorable.

9/6/2008 2:32:22 AM

#671647

SurfinSeaOtter

Someone's been hitting the crack pipe a little hard

9/6/2008 2:37:22 AM

#671648

SpamViking

Ah, another fundie on

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9/6/2008 2:37:28 AM

#671650

F.T. Roman

Watch out, yo! Baphomet is on the prowl and he brought the Sybil!

9/6/2008 2:38:56 AM

#671652

ozznova

It has something to do with not eating and working your ass off.

Some historians have said that poor to no nutrition is what made people have all those "visions" in medieval times. Turns out if you're near death you see crazy shit.

9/6/2008 2:41:10 AM

#671659

Fdragon

How can you cut something incorperal?

9/6/2008 2:52:35 AM

#671670

Godbuster

Psychologist : You're schizophrenic.

Fundie : Am not, I'm seeing demons.

Psychologist : *sighs* This is why I hate my job.

9/6/2008 3:02:41 AM

#671678

M.M.

We must take our SWORDS and banish their presence in the holy name & blood of Jesus!

What is this, Lord of the Rings?

9/6/2008 3:12:30 AM

#671722

I think I saw a Buffy episode like this once.

9/6/2008 4:12:42 AM

#671743

Rubyfruit

...Dude, when I see shit like that, it's from a result of drinking expired orange juice and/or staying up for three days straight.

9/6/2008 4:52:21 AM

#671789

Hakar

Hmmmm carbon-monoxide poisoning.

9/6/2008 6:22:46 AM

#671791

:P

*at rev.dave*
WTH are you smoking and were can I get some! If you arn't smoking anything, have you considered that your paster might be spiking all of his stuff with LSD/acid/shrooms...

9/6/2008 6:29:02 AM

#671792

Loki

Im Excited about Diablo 3 too!

9/6/2008 6:30:39 AM

#671797

Priestling

Take. Your. Meds.

9/6/2008 6:35:10 AM

#671823

aaa

That's just Fox news.

9/6/2008 7:19:02 AM

#671843

arcturus

haha. I'm SO enjoying my life since buying that silver costume.

9/6/2008 7:54:01 AM

#671847

Anon

Crack is a terrible drug...

9/6/2008 8:35:59 AM

#671849

Zap

... can I buy some pot from you?

9/6/2008 8:39:37 AM

#671887

Mat

Diablo was not a documentary.

9/6/2008 9:11:19 AM

#671956

That's what happens if you don't sleep well for three weeks and take your meds.

9/6/2008 10:00:20 AM

#671965

Mrs. Antichrist

Dropping acid for jeebus, I see...

9/6/2008 10:08:04 AM

#671998

toothache

Dude, lay off the mushrooms.

9/6/2008 10:26:48 AM

#672052

"Fear has gripped North America and they know most Americans are scared of their activity."??????? Most Americans who read this are going WTF????????

9/6/2008 11:46:36 AM

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