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Last week I saw a demon with a goats head, a mans body, cloven hooves and was silver in color. I went on the attack rebuking and castingout. But I still sensed him in the area. So after much prayer and fasting I no longer sense its presence. Then today the Holy Spirit showed me a "spirit of a python". I think these demons are being sent out against our team. I am not familiar with the first demon, and know very little about the python spirit. Has anyone else seen these demons? Can anyone one give me any info on these demons? Because of my schedule, 3 services on sunday, 1 on tuesday, 1 on wednesday, 1 on thursday, I am hard pressed for time to do proper research. What are there manifestatations or traits?
I was also threatened by some other demons with violent death, death by butcher knife!

My friends, there are demons appearing as monsters all over the globe. In fact, they are becoming more embolden, as they come on church property in an attempt to instill fear. Fear has gripped North America and they know that most Americans are scared of their activity. Their work continues unhindred.

We must take our SWORDS and banish their presence in the holy name & blood of Jesus!

rev.dave, Ministering Deliverance 65 Comments [9/5/2008 11:06:38 PM]
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#672073
Romana Twelve

"Then today the Holy Spirit showed me a "spirit of a python"."

Oh, Graham Chapman, you prankster, you.

9/6/2008 12:08:25 PM
#672077
John_in_Oz

No, use cameras first. BEFORE you get into the whole sword-swinging banishing etc. That way you reduce the hazard of your banishing work being interrupted by you being locked up as dangerously insane.
Unless of course, you ARE, which is what I'm betting at the moment.

9/6/2008 12:13:06 PM
#672097
Michael

Now is that anyway to talk about Bush and Cheney.
Instilling fear is why that batshit book of revelation was added to the goat-sodomisers handbook (aka the bible) in the first place.

9/6/2008 12:32:40 PM
#672217
kitteny

The demon with the goat's head was John McCain.

There's a really easy solution to this: don't vote Republican.

9/6/2008 2:26:38 PM
#672318
G Zimmer

These demons sound kind of cool to me.

I keep wondering why they only appear to people that want nothing to do with them. You have to imagine they'd want to appear to some people not so threatening, and just hang out for a little while and relax. Even demons need some downtime.

9/6/2008 4:20:09 PM
#672347
Jarryl

I think I'm going to have to call Poe on this one. It makes no sense to me that a fundie would claim to encounter a demon in the form of "a spirit of a python" and not immediately associate it with the serpent from the garden of Eden. And the goat-human chimera is a rather common image of the Christian devil, isn't it? I suppose the case could be made that the traditional model is upper torso of a human, lower torso of a goat, more like the Greek mythological figure Pan. But nevertheless, what we have here is a fundie who is questioning the identity of demons whose appearances are not exactly novel in Christian mythology. Something is amiss.

9/6/2008 4:42:57 PM
#673019
ThinkingManNeil

A couple of suggestions for you, Dave:

1) Anti-psychotic drugs

2) Therapy, and lots of it...

N.

9/7/2008 3:10:18 AM
#673101
Pyroclasm

You, sir, are batshit crazy. Get some help, please.

9/7/2008 5:27:20 AM
#673471
Nevermore

Too much World of Warcraft for rev. Dave

9/7/2008 12:05:32 PM
#943889
Anti - Dei

"Then today the Holy Spirit showed me a "spirit of a python"."

...Monty Python?

4/22/2009 1:02:06 AM
#1283556
Quantum Mechanic

Take your meds.

4/28/2011 11:09:46 AM
#1283558
anti-nonsense

somebody is either taking too many mind-altering substances, or not enough.

4/28/2011 11:12:49 AM
#1283562
Swede

Either you've sampled too much of the sacramental wine, or you seriously need a vacation.

4/28/2011 11:20:48 AM
#1283579
whatever

Sounds reasonable to me.

4/28/2011 12:05:46 PM
#1283580
The Duelist

How many times it be repeated for Christ-tard idiots? DO NOT TAKE THE BROWN ACID.

4/28/2011 12:06:05 PM
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