Amazing what you can do with a little talc and probably some fish oil or something.
Let me guess, you knew he was dead because that's what he said when Reinhard asked him what was ailing him.
6/15/2006 8:23:45 AM
It's all an act so people can get rich off faith, a cult.
10/3/2006 1:31:15 AM
And I thought Necromancy was EVIL!?!
11/24/2006 10:12:17 AM
Are you sure he just wasn't sick of his fundie wife and faked his own death.
5/21/2007 6:46:12 PM
if you believe that, I have a bridge you might be interested in.
5/21/2007 6:49:36 PM
5/21/2007 8:08:55 PM
5/21/2007 9:37:22 PM
Looks like Jesus came back...
5/21/2007 9:49:32 PM
You realise that would be something of a sensation? To bad there is no documentation, not pictures and no other evidence.
5/21/2007 10:07:40 PM
I gotta use my \"Army of Darkness\" line here: Yeah...and maybe I'm a chinese jet pilot.
5/22/2007 3:57:10 AM
You know, if this had actually happened, there'd be walls full of medical literature on the subject, so pardon me if I'm juuuuuust a wee bit skeptical on that one.
5/22/2007 4:34:37 AM
A wife? Mary Magdalene, perhaps?
(no, I don't believe in the Da Vinci Code, but...)
5/22/2007 2:49:03 PM
How strange. I didn't think the undead were allowed to walk on consecrated ground.
5/22/2007 6:13:33 PM
"and the guy got ressurected"
Yeah, it was in all the papers.
Along with your grades in 7th grade English.
1/22/2013 1:38:16 PM
1/22/2013 1:41:32 PM
Lying for Jesus again, I see.
1/22/2013 4:32:24 PM
Do you really expect anybody with more brains than a fundie (i.e. everybody who is not a fundie) to actually believe that?
Fuck off, kiddo, and only come back to the Internet after you reach your sixth birthday.
1/23/2013 2:23:11 AM