Quote# 467

[On Reinhard Bonnke, a faith healer]

i have some booklet that the guy helped write or something on the holy spirit - its pretty good

it was at his church service that a wife brought her 3 days already dead husband in, and the guy got ressurected

Gerrard Pedersen, POD Warrior Forum 17 Comments [9/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 4

Username  (Login)
Comment  (Text formatting help) 

1 | bottom


Amazing what you can do with a little talc and probably some fish oil or something.

Let me guess, you knew he was dead because that's what he said when Reinhard asked him what was ailing him.

6/15/2006 8:23:45 AM


It's all an act so people can get rich off faith, a cult.

10/3/2006 1:31:15 AM


And I thought Necromancy was EVIL!?!

11/24/2006 10:12:17 AM


Are you sure he just wasn't sick of his fundie wife and faked his own death.

5/21/2007 6:46:12 PM


if you believe that, I have a bridge you might be interested in.

5/21/2007 6:49:36 PM


Bullshit Flag!

5/21/2007 8:08:55 PM


Um, no.

5/21/2007 9:37:22 PM


Looks like Jesus came back...

5/21/2007 9:49:32 PM


You realise that would be something of a sensation? To bad there is no documentation, not pictures and no other evidence.

5/21/2007 10:07:40 PM


I gotta use my \"Army of Darkness\" line here: Yeah...and maybe I'm a chinese jet pilot.

5/22/2007 3:57:10 AM

Brian X

You know, if this had actually happened, there'd be walls full of medical literature on the subject, so pardon me if I'm juuuuuust a wee bit skeptical on that one.

5/22/2007 4:34:37 AM


A wife? Mary Magdalene, perhaps?

(no, I don't believe in the Da Vinci Code, but...)

5/22/2007 2:49:03 PM


How strange. I didn't think the undead were allowed to walk on consecrated ground.

5/22/2007 6:13:33 PM

Quantum Mechanic

"and the guy got ressurected"

Yeah, it was in all the papers.
Along with your grades in 7th grade English.

1/22/2013 1:38:16 PM


Prove it

1/22/2013 1:41:32 PM


Lying for Jesus again, I see.

1/22/2013 4:32:24 PM


Do you really expect anybody with more brains than a fundie (i.e. everybody who is not a fundie) to actually believe that?

Fuck off, kiddo, and only come back to the Internet after you reach your sixth birthday.

1/23/2013 2:23:11 AM

1 | top: comments page