I read in Woman’s Day magazine a while back that 95% of the Europeans, Latinos and Mexicans didn’t have their babies boys cut when they were little. It is a known fact that uncircumcised males abuse themselves a lot more than the normal ones. No wonder those Mexicans are so poor, they spend all their money on detergent. God said he wanted his male children cut and that’s just the way it should be. We had our boys clipped extra close when the doctor said the more skin we had cut off the less sensitivity they’d have down there. It was the Christian thing to do.
God Bless!
Lynelle
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No wonder those Mexicans are so poor, they spend all their money on detergent.
Guys, seriously, stop reacting to this site as if it is anything other than a joke.
Because it is.
I'm looking at you Grigadil .
DIAF, a thousand times over, you harpy.
Circumcision has never been proven to reduce masturbation. Reduce sensitivity, yes (which just leads to having to jerk it LONGER to get it to go off).
"For in Christ Jesus neither circumcision nor uncircumcision has any value. The only thing that counts is faith expressing itself through love." Galatians 5:16.
Of course, it's a bit late now.
@Mick: I agree. I always wondered why they are so hell bent on God created everyone in his image, and who are we to question God in anything he does, and then the first they do is change what God created.
@Amanda,
I believe it, and I'm uncircumcised. In fact, the foreskin contains 65% of the sensitive nerve endings. Peel it back and you can give incredible pleasure to your partner, which will be returned in spades.
Also, the tip of the foreskin of the uncircumcised penis doesn't dilate until you are about 20 or so(tribes in Africa slit the foreskin when it is decided that a teen is an adult). That means, though sex is still desirable when a teen, if you enter a vagina the skin will slide back and you will experience incredible pleasure as well as incredible pain. This means you will not be able to ejaculate. A circumcised penis eliminates the pain and seeks fulfillment because of the dulled feelings. Does this tie in to the rate of US teen pregnancy?
I might also add, If you want keep your penis sensitive and not dried out and useless, like a good knife, you should keep it in a protective sheath.
Poe or not... this comment is worrying -
Because if its done in real life the penis wont be able to grow properly due to the skin being tight.
Circumcision is male genital mutilation. It is only rarely necessary for medical reasons.
As to cleanliness, soap and water are more than adequate, and foreskins have a purpose.
What is it with religions that they want to abuse the genitals of boys and girls?
I note this is a woman writing... No doubt she would be up in arms if men suggested that girls be 'cut'!
@Amanda - "Vampirehummingbird: Okay, if you're talking about masturbation. Personally, I was picturing some guy slashing swear words into his arm."
I wasn't talking only about masturbation, I was talking about intimate sex between adults. The penis loses this when your foreskin is amputated. I don't know where you get this image of further mutilation, but real humans don't do that.
I guess it just makes European men better and more appreciative lovers.
@Amanda - "vampirehummingbird: I was just trying to be cute and failing miserably. I suck. You rule. :-)"
Hey, no problem. That was just something that gave me a personal concern. I wish better sex on everyone.
And your statement above is rather erotic, whether you intended that or not.
Please believe me when I say - and I say this with all heartfelt sincerity and conviction - that I hope when they become adults that your sons loathe, hate, and despise you to their dying breath for mutilating them for the sake of some stupid, backwards, ignorant religion. And that doesn't even begin to touch on my contempt for your rank, stupid, hateful bigotry.
Fuck you straight to hell, you stupid, ugly, fascistic cunt.
N.
My mother was very upset when I agreed to let my daughters get their ears pierced... and then horrified to learn we did not plan to circumcise our sons.
"It is a known fact that uncircumcised males abuse themselves a lot more than the normal ones. "
1. Un-mutilated is normal, you piece of shit.
2. My wife is damned happy I wasn't mutilated.
3. Lynelle can get gutshot and die slowly ...
I don't know what's worse, her ignorance or her racism(because, you know, some Jews are poor in Israel AND Europeans are rich). FYI, men, uncircumcised or not, masturbate a lot. It's a matter of urges, not anatomy.
It's a poe, but this is what some people ACTUALLY BELIEVE.
Fact: Circumcision was introduced in the US as a way of keeping little boys from masturbating.
That's barbaric, selfish, backward and cruel. You're right, it is the Christian thing to do.
God Bless my future sons' unmutilated members.
How do you abuse yourself? Is that flagellating?
We non-Jewish, non-Muslim people of Europe don't have our children cut in any way, in the spirit of "if it's not broken, don't fix it".
God created us with a foreskin and a clitoris and labia, why remove the things we are born with, if they don't cause us any pain?
From just a little bit farther down that thread:
"I caught my son masturbating a couple of times, I told him to stop, and that he’d burn in Hell if he didn’t stop. But he kept on doing it, and I kept on telling him to stop, but he wouldn’t. So I shot him. Was that the best thing to do?"
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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